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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!  (Read 14156 times)

King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #120 on: September 20, 2021, 02:28:13 am »

B

Changed my mind.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Bralbaard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #121 on: September 20, 2021, 02:33:09 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #122 on: September 21, 2021, 01:20:16 am »

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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #123 on: September 21, 2021, 06:43:53 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #124 on: September 21, 2021, 09:24:11 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #125 on: September 22, 2021, 07:18:57 am »

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You decide to have the gemstone shattered and the shards given out to surviving soldiers.

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With enough patience and hammer strikes, the gemstone is crushed into individual bits. Many soldiers receive some, albeit quite a few doesn't, and reports of unruly soldiers trying to buy, steal or take a piece from their comrades surface in next few days, greatly souring the mood.

But with that, the campaign is finally over.



Congratulations! King Bubba has concluded a military campaign!



801 NWE, Late Autumn

Upon your return to the capital city, people line on the main street leading to your stone palace, throwing flowers at your entourage and cheering your name with much zeal. Soon, people start attaching the title "Giantslayer" to your name, believing that you can vanquish each and every giant humanoid that dares cross into Rug!

The very next day after your return, the wedding of yours to Hele Magbeseh begins, your bride having dutifully waited for your return the whole past month.

"Which priests we should allow to pour blessings upon you and the fine lady, Your Majesty?" Asks the Advisor.

A) "Sprinkle me with that Old God flower water, please!"
B) "Let the incense of New Church wash the air around me, please!"
C) "The more blessings my family gets, the better!"
D) "None!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #126 on: September 22, 2021, 09:07:15 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #127 on: September 22, 2021, 01:32:35 pm »

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Kashyyk

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« Reply #128 on: September 22, 2021, 02:24:44 pm »

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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #130 on: September 23, 2021, 02:04:27 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #131 on: September 23, 2021, 07:23:08 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #132 on: September 23, 2021, 07:48:18 am »

You agree to accept the blessings of both churches.

When the wedding begins, you can't believe your eyes.

Her waist is about the size of yours, and the red discoloration on her face is gone. Is this truly Hele?

A) Duh, I must've seen wrong.
B) Break the wedding off and call out this attempt at cheating.
C) Demand an explanation for this change.
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #133 on: September 23, 2021, 08:17:51 am »

A don't look a gift horse in the mouth we can just ask her about it later in private if we are really curious
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #134 on: September 23, 2021, 08:44:40 am »

A - Indeed, ask in private. Maybe she just had a bad teen phase she grew out of
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