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Re: Mario Kart '21 Grand Prix (Signups always open-8 more spots for next race!)
« Reply #135 on: October 05, 2021, 04:13:40 pm »

What are the modifiers to making it over the watering hole without a cheep?  Just trying to work out if it's better to do that or to go for the item boxes or the dash panel.  Also, can you use an item sight-unseen, ie, the same turn that you pick one up?
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Re: Mario Kart '21 Grand Prix (Signups always open-8 more spots for next race!)
« Reply #136 on: October 05, 2021, 05:27:44 pm »

What are the modifiers to making it over the watering hole without a cheep?  Just trying to work out if it's better to do that or to go for the item boxes or the dash panel.  Also, can you use an item sight-unseen, ie, the same turn that you pick one up?

Nah, items are snagged and rolled in the clean-up phase, which is the very end of the turn. By RAW and race logic you can't use them the same turn you pick em up.

As for the watering hole, normally it's totally impossible. But I'll give you a nat 6 to succeed because you are using an inventive strategy that gives you barest chance of success. It'd be a bit easier with frog kart or nitro/speed boost, but without those the pit is literally death, quite inescapable-it's all a downward accelerating slope, so Olaf will have to slide along the side at just the right angle to reach escape velocity without also flipping upside down and into the pit.

But maybe you can figure out something that will give you more of an advantage?
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« Reply #137 on: October 05, 2021, 06:35:42 pm »

Ouch, I was expecting something more likely than that.

Also, by flip over kart I meant 'fly it like Olaf flies his shield', where he holds it over his head and glides on it.  I'll have to find a picture.

I can probably come up with something, such as one of Olaf's abilities from LV 2, or slowing up to ram Waluigi, or something, but using the cheep there nearly guaranteed last.  I'll think about it.

(I think the only not-last option is passing Bowser, as even if Waluigi fails the shortcut, Stall means he crosses the finish line in front of anyone who didn't do the shortcut.)
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« Reply #138 on: October 05, 2021, 07:54:15 pm »

That is a 6 = fails the shortcut, right?  With the stall, and a lower roll meaning some worse penalty?

Not 1-5 Fails the shortcut, 6 succeeds at the shortcut?


Never mind.
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« Reply #139 on: October 06, 2021, 11:26:57 am »

(With that pair of ones, I suspect trying any Waluigi ram shenanigans would not have worked out.)
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Re: Mario Kart '21 Grand Prix (Looking for another player for next race!)
« Reply #140 on: October 09, 2021, 09:53:14 am »

Incoming rules changes!

MKL Version 1.1

New Phases
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Ramming Upgrade
Rams can now be attempted aggressively on racers with the same momentum as you or less, even when normal passing would not be allowed! Success allows a Free Pass!

Shortcuts, Stalls, Faceplants and Delays
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New Pit Stop Mechanics
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Item Changes
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Mod Changes
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« Reply #141 on: October 09, 2021, 10:46:14 am »

Ultra Boost Reward Table

No two types of the same numerical bonus can stack, and any perks on the kart cannot be duplicated by the ultra shroom-ignore these results and roll again. Ultra shrooms are the primary, but not the only way to roll these!

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Re: Mario Kart '21 Grand Prix (Looking for another player for next race!)
« Reply #142 on: October 09, 2021, 01:16:55 pm »


Mouser Mafia Recheesed
The Mouser Mafia has infiltrated Mario kart!

We were here all along, kiddo!


<Illegal Mods>
Now available for purchase! Coin costs can be waived if you're willing to do us a small favor in return...

Note: The term 'tinker' is used for both rolling to activate black marks on karts AND rolling to black mark items. Mousers are masters of deception. All mods costs 1 coin unless otherwise indicated, and can also be traded for one obligation to a Mouser Mafia Family. All illegal mods have a limit of ONE suspicion gain per race, per mod. No matter how times you use it, you can only gain one suspicion per mod. Unless otherwise stated-the term 'always gain suspicion' means 'always gain one suspicion' for example.

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Re: Mario Kart '21 Grand Prix (Looking for another player for next race!)
« Reply #143 on: October 12, 2021, 11:05:14 am »

The garage at the Barrel Embassy is a small outbuilding at the edge of the complex, paneled in mahogany and roofed with palm leaves, designed to service the needs of Embassy personnel and their families. It was not designed to support a high-maintenance racing Kart, but that's the role it finds itself in. Every surface is covered in spare module parts, replacement vines, and a thin coating of Stardust suspended in coconut oil. It's a terrible fire hazard, but the Embassy enjoys diplomatic immunity, and the current guest is held in high regard within the building.

On one of the workbenches, almost buried in discarded banana peels and misplaced tools, a radio cuts away from a soothing steel drum ensemble in order to deliver a special MKL news bulletin!

New irregularities have come to light regarding the thrilling conclusion of the first race in the Mushroom Cup! Earlier today, a press release from Team Rocket's Mushroom Kingdom office alleged that local criminal enterprises interfered with the final race results in order to take advantage of the "live betting" feature offered at the Pokemon Game Corner, a Team Rocket subsidiary.
When Cranky Kong fell to 8th place at the beginning of Luigi's Waterway, our automated gambling service began offering significant odds against his claiming the Underdog Open trophy. At that time, a series of quite substantial bets arrived from what our security offices have determined to be agents of the Mouser Mafia. It is no coincidence that the senile old Kong was then the recipient of frankly unbelievable good fortune, including a massively important Thunderbolt item, the timely procurement of a very dangerous battle cane, and of course, the "retirement" and subsequent mysterious disappearance of the rightful race winner, Karate Joe.
The Game Corner has said their odds-makers will honor only racer positions, and that "claiming the trophy" was a euphemism for first place, not a reference to who actually left the course with the physical award. Cranky Kong finished in second place according to MKL official records, though he did receive the trophy, Coin, and MKL Points as if he had finished in first place instead. MKL investigators say there is currently no evidence to support Team Rocket's claims. When asked about the source of the alleged sleep powder in Rotom's Kart, Team Rocket declined further comment. We will have more on this story as it develops.

Just as the news bulletin ends, Cranky Kong pulls into the garage, parking the Speedy Pete somewhat haphazardly between a stack of tires and a pile of bananas. As he clambers out of the Kart, Diddy and Dixie Kong scurry in eagerly to congratulate him!

Great race, Pop Pop! Unbelievable stuff! I didn't know the Speedy Pete could do some of those maneuvers.
I've never had so many viewers at once! Plus I posted a clip from your speech to ticktock, and that's going bananas, and look at how many 1ups this pic got on bananagram! What a win for Team Kong!
I still don't like this whole "internet" business. Seems like a lot of hootinany over nothing. What's wrong with the race broadcast?
There's nothing wrong with it, exactly, the audience just wants to see more than they can show. The broadcast can give a good overview of the race, but Dixie can give the fans a whole new perspective on the race!
Like, that clip of Karate Joe blazing past you on his way to a higher plane of existence is my most viewed clip ever, and it's only been live for a few hours! That duel with Jack, the head-to-head with Crank, anything involving the purple guy screaming, it's all blowing up! Plus, someone noticed from the post-race feed that Bowser got some key in the race? He's only the most eligible bachelor in the entirety of everything, so everyone's dying to know what that's about!
Hrm. Well, I don't know...

Cranky begins hobbling out of the garage, his shiny new cane clicking sharply on the concrete, when suddenly a massive ostrich in racing sneakers blocks the door!

Cranky Kong! On behalf of DK Country, let me offer congratulations on your performance!
Ambassador Expresso! Thank you, and thank you again for the use of your garage.
My pleasure, Cranky, my pleasure. I've always been an avid racing fan, you know, and I prefer to walk around the Mushroom Kingdom anyway. But where is my head- I came here to deliver the mail you've been getting.
Mail? What mail? I haven't gotten so much as a birthday card in thirty eight years!
All kinds of mail, my curmudgeonly old friend! Fan mail, interview requests, photo ops, endorsement offers... I have a letter here from the owner of the DK Island Palm Wood Importer who wants to personally thank you for mentioning his product in your post-race interview. It seems some maniac has bought up his whole supply, and now there's an entire DIY Kart hobbyist market that exists thanks to you!
Great galloping gorillas, that stack is enormous! I can't deal with that, I'm a busy ape with things to do!
Aren't you glad you hired Dixie to be your PR manager, Pop Pop?
Bah! Fine! Have it your way, kiddos. Team Kong it is. Dixie, take care of this nonsense, I don't care what you do with it. Diddy, get my Kart ready for the next race- Speedy Pete took some abuse out there, and I want him in better shape than ever before! Expresso, why don't we swing by the cafeteria and see if they have any banana nut muffins left, and I'll tell you about the time I invented the rotary caliper. It was a different time, and the tsar had sent for me...

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« Reply #144 on: October 12, 2021, 11:54:36 am »

Season 1, Week 1/Grounding (Summer)
In the Grand Prix, following the Underdog Open is traditionally a quiet time known as the Grounding-winning racers strategize with their crews and finetune their karts, using the valuable break time to its fullest advantage-while the less fortunate try to decide what went wrong and plan for next years season-and a new batch of racers prepares for their own debut. Sponsors are usually somewhat hesitant to offer contracts to all but the hottest of racers. This year, however, MKL's roster has shrunk to a mere 5 racers (necessitating some creative replacements) and it was decided all of the racers would simply be moving forward to the next race, the Comeback Open.

..

Season 1 Sponsors and Actions
Spoiler: Viking Cola (click to show/hide)
"Hmm, well ya need coin to make coin...AND I DON'T HAVE ANY COIN!"
Turn Action: Offer Contract Viking Cola offers a FREE CONTRACT that any racer can accept!
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Sign on Bonus: 1 Coins
Win Bonus: 2 coin for a 2nd place win, 6 coins for a 1st place win

Length of Deal: 1 Race (renegotiation guaranteed upon expiration)

Random Action: Raise Funds (Can't afford anything else!)
Baelog goes on a few raids to find some desperately needed coin...
[6][1+1=2], +2 coin!

Every racer finds a bottle of viking cola on their doorstep, with a string and a tag attached-it reads, "ANYONE UP FOR PLUNDER?" It also has an address...guess the first person to get there can take the contract!

...

"...It's not surprising Viking Cola opened with such a 'generous' offer! It should be noted, that all racers now owe a coin in maintenance and pit crew fees-which MKL has graciously decided to charge after the season is over!"

"A sponsor lacking money tends to care much less about long term contracts, and looks for a quick breakout win, so they'll sign any racer-usually the most desperate one! He is offering a fairly substantial bonus-but, only if you can get 1st place!"

...
Spoiler: Burger-Kun (click to show/hide)

"Such a cute Jack will make a great employee-as long as he can stay out of trouble!"
Turn Action: Offer Contract Burger-Kun offers a CONTRACT to Jack Frost!
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Sign on Bonus: 1 Coins
Terms: 1 coin per race
Win Bonus: 1 coins for 3rd, 2 coins for 2nd place win, 3 coins for a 1st place win
Stipulations: Must maintain current image bonus or contract may be cancelled. Publicity tours to adjust image mandatory! (Jacks current bonus is +0!) +1 Coin bonus to perfecting image rank, once per rank. 1 time 1 coin bonus to finish AHEAD of Team Flare Visions racer. Negotiations can only performed at the end of the every season.

Length of Deal: Three races

Jack wakes up the next morning to find a large red and black calling card sitting on his dresser drawer. Oh, sneaky, are they?

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TO JACK FROST

Haru Okumura here! We'd just love for you to come into Burger-Kun and discuss a racing contract. Not only that, but we believe you can help us make this world a better place-curing the distortions in peoples hearts, fighting injustice! We all watched as you freed an innocent beast from imprisonment. Was it merely a desire for chaos, or did you secretly yearn to right wrongs? We know that Personas can grow and become different. How much of what you're choosing to do is what you want, and how much is whats expected of you? Are you an image or the artist? Let's find out together.

From, the Phantom Thieves of Hearts

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"..Burger-Kun has pegged Jack Frost as their new Mascot! will Burger-Kun and Jack become new best friends?"

"The deal is steady money, but isn't particularly lucrative, however- and comes with strings! It's clear they prefer a racer with good branding-will Jack accept the pressure to conform in exchange for control, or will he rebel against society, choosing freedom?"

...

Spoiler: Kremkroc Industries (click to show/hide)

"The boss will get a kick outta this!"
Turn Action: Offer Contract Kremkroc Industries offers a CONTRACT to Cranky Kong!
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Sign on Bonus: 2 Coins
Win Bonus: 4 coins for a 1st or 2nd place win
Stipulations: Any placement below 3rd results in termination of contract! A 3rd place win means employment status is decided by flipping a weighted Kremkoin!

Length of Deal: Forever, until forcibly terminated

Expresso confers with Dixie Kong

"Hey, speaking of mail! I got another delivery and I saved the heaviest one for last...glad to get this off my back...ten pounds in the mailroom, fifty pounds on the trail, you know."

"Who would send us a nasty old metal barrel? Hey, it's filled with coins! ...But they're Kremkoins! We'd get more money from selling the barrel! There's also a cheap looking paper...looks like it was printed out...it's a contract-hey, this is a great deal! All we have to do is keep winning! Isn't that what we're doing anyway?"

...

"...Boss Kash-in is trying to buy-us out, Pop Pop! It's better to starve in obscurity, than eat bananas from a Kremlings plate!"

...

"...Kremkroc has, predictably, send a huge offer to Cranky Kong! They'd sure love to have a Kong on the payroll, if only for bragging rights!"

"The deal is pretty typical of Kash-In, however-a bag of coins up front to entice the driver, and then high expectations of victory, with the hope he'll not be able to sustain such high performance for long. Such a deal could easily backfire on him! Odd choice for a sponsor to hope his own racer loses before he has to pay him!"

...

Spoiler: Team Flare Vision (click to show/hide)

"What a mess! All these racers are very...unkempt! Oh well, we can fix it in post production, right?"
Turn Action: Offer Contract Team Flare Vision offers a CONTRACT to Waluigi!
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Sign on Bonus: 1 Coins
Terms: 1 coin per race. Increase pay by 1 per race.
Stipulations: Must always finish AHEAD of Burger-Kuns racer, or contract terminated! Will require a uniform change.
Length of Deal: Three races

Waluigi finds his own pit crew fighting over a wooden box made of finely crafted wood, a work of art, really. Being #1 Waluigi, he fights them all and (wins), or at least escapes. He opens the box and it only contains a red velvet pillow, a contract note for him to sign and...a new uniform?



*Back in time...*

"Perfect! Red is a much more HEROIC color than purple! And let's get rid of that upside down L, and replace it with an F! Press F to Hire Waluigi! ...Yeah, yeah, we'll just use a sticker..."

...

"...It seems Burger-Kuns offer has enraged Team Flare into offering a contract of their own-to Waluigi, our unexpected longshot!"

"The deal is pretty bad, but it's also got very little strings attached-just make sure Burger-Kuns racer doesn't finish ahead of you! It's possible that Waluigi could make this out into a better deal if he survives long enough."
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Re: Mario Kart '21 Grand Prix (Looking for another player for next race!)
« Reply #145 on: October 12, 2021, 12:13:00 pm »

"WHILE WALUIGI DOES LOVE MONEY WALUIGI WOULD NEVER GIVE UP WALUIGI'S AMAZING FASHION AND SENSE OF SELF IDENTITY FOR SUCH A TACKY COSTUME! WALUIGI SHALL GO WITH THE VIKING WHO SELLS DECENT TASTING SODA INSTEAD! WAAAAAA!"

Take Viking Cola as a sponsor WAAAAAAAA!
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« Reply #146 on: October 12, 2021, 12:46:59 pm »

Hey I remember the original this. PTW
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« Reply #147 on: October 12, 2021, 12:51:59 pm »

Waluigis pit crew seems divided on the issue...

So we're not wearing the COOL uniforms? Waaaa? I just ordered a dozen! Do I gotta send em all back? We got a lot more packages here!

Take em all off! We're not sellouts! ...No, not here!

Waluigis would never sell out, not even for a pair of cool backless leather gloves! Waaaa!

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Hey guys, look at this cool new uniform I just found in the mail! Waaaa! #1 Waluigi blasting off the speed of light!
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« Reply #148 on: October 12, 2021, 12:53:28 pm »

Hey I remember the original this. PTW

Nice to see you! 8)

If you ever wanna join we're one man short of six!
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« Reply #149 on: October 12, 2021, 02:05:39 pm »

Cranky Kong is relaxing in a rocking chair on a secluded Barrel Embassy balcony when Diddy and Dixie arrive to bring him the news.

Pop Pop! Our mortal enemies, the Kremlings, are trying to buy us out!
The Kremlings! The same Kremlings who have been after our banana hoard for decades? The same Kremlings who turned part of DK Island into an industrial hellhole? I spit on their offer! I'd rather die than take Kremling Coin! Why, I've got half a mind to-
Kremkroc Industries is offering 2 Coin right now, plus a 4 Coin bonus for every top-2 finish!
4 Coin for a win, you say? Well... If I don't take their Coin, they'll only spend it on something evil, right?
You can't be serious. And look here, the length of the contract is forever! Literally! What if they use your fame to do something more evil than they could manage with the Coin?
Well, if it comes to that I'll just renege on the deal. Maybe lose on purpose, make'm look bad. What are they gonna do about it, send Mafia bounty hunters after me? Ha!
Y-yeah, right. Ha. Head-hunting mafia goons. Sure would be weird for them to have an axe to grind.
Gimme that contract! I'll milk those slimy Krems for all they're worth, and then some! Diddy, take that bonus and invest it in the Kart- ol' Speedy Pete will need a heck of a tune up if we're going to live up to this!

Slapping his monkey's paw on the dotted line, Cranky Kong accepts the Kremkroc deal! As soon as the Coin arrives, Diddy scarpers off to the garage and starts ordering new parts- he's got an idea on how to make the Speedy Pete more Aerodynamic!
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