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Author Topic: SPAMDRAGON: ZENDRAKIEL the RESPLENDENT!  (Read 13313 times)

Superdorf

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SPAMDRAGON: ZENDRAKIEL the RESPLENDENT!
« on: August 12, 2021, 11:36:21 am »

You are a DRAGON.
This means, you are MAGNIFICENT.

You pillaged a MINOR CITY today, and now possess a MODEST HOARD. Your hoard must become as MAGNIFICENT and ENDURING as you!

What is the most MAGNIFICENT thing about you?
A) You are the STRONGEST and most FEARSOME of creatures!
B) You are the TONGUE-TWISTIEST and most BEAUTIFUL of creatures!
C) You are the WISEST and most CUNNING of creatures!
D) You are the TOUGHEST and most STRONG-HEARTED of creatures!
E) You are the LUCKIEST and most FORTUNATE of creatures!

What is the BEST THING about your surroundings?
A) The puny locals are unusually content to be ruled by a dragon!
B) Many puny locals survive to serve you!
C) The surviving locals are reasonably wealthy!
D) There are high mountains, perfect to defend your HOARD!

What is your MAGNIFICENT DRAGON NAME?
« Last Edit: August 12, 2021, 04:07:24 pm by Superdorf »
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Glass

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Re: SPAMDRAGON
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2021, 11:45:24 am »

C
A
ZENDAKRIEL the THUNDEROUS!
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Re: SPAMDRAGON
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2021, 01:11:30 pm »

B
A
ZENDAKRIEL the RESPLENDENT!
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Re: SPAMDRAGON
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2021, 01:45:15 pm »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2021, 01:45:56 pm »

E C
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Re: SPAMDRAGON
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2021, 02:40:21 pm »

B
A
ZENDAKRIEL the RESPLENDENT!
+1!
+1. Seems you have the same idea as me, I don’t really care what we’re called, I would pick BA too
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: ZENDRAKIEL the RESPLENDENT!
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2021, 04:07:09 pm »

Name: ZENDRAKIEL the RESPLENDENT
Dragon trait: Charisma
Domain trait: Contentment


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1d2=2 (she-dragon!)

You are ZENDRAKIEL, and a more RESPLENDENT she-dragon never walked the earth! Your sinuous coils ripple with light, florescent patterns dancing across your scales. Your wings are richly feathered; your fire is like the noontime sun. You came to this place from the far north, seeking distance from your rival siblings... it's rather colder here than you're used to, but nothing a GLORIOUS WYRM like yourself can't handle!

Claiming your first HOARD was a wonderfully simple task: you flew in, landed on the most impressive-looking building around, blasted any guards in your way to vapor (regrettable), and devoured the residing baron (delicious fool). From there, you proclaimed your status as GLORIOUS LIBERATOR to the local yokels, and demanded tribute in return for your MAGNANIMOUS PROTECTION. Between your eloquent words and your reasonable tax rates, the people quickly agreed to respect your DESPOTISM!

...pity this city's just a seaside fishing town. At least you'll get plenty of seafood.



New Codhollow bustles with activity, as the people scurry to haul their loose jewelry and coinage into a heap on the smoldering mead-hall floor. You observe the proceedings from a hastily-constructed dais, nibbling lazily at a pile of fish.

It occurs to you, that perhaps this wooden hall isn't the best place to keep your valuables. You did a bit of lair scouting on your way in... maybe it's time to consider your options.

A) I saw a tunnel entrance under the ocean... it looked like it went right under the town. The water's so cold though!
B) There was that hillside cave a couple days' fly from here-- a bit far, but very cozy.
C) I could always blast a hole in the cliff over the town. Might take me a week or two, and it'd be real small at first.
D) Actually, this mead hall isn't half bad. Maybe my new underlings can fix it up for me?
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: ZENDRAKIEL the RESPLENDENT!
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2021, 04:14:47 pm »

C, every dragon needs a roost to look over their domain.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: ZENDRAKIEL the RESPLENDENT!
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2021, 04:16:09 pm »

C

It shall become a GLORIOUS palace fit for an EMPRESS...! In time.

((Lets see how long you can keep this one going... Certain... Simulations say that playing as a dragon, you tend to run out of stuff to do quickly.))
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: ZENDRAKIEL the RESPLENDENT!
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2021, 04:16:14 pm »

D
The baron used to live in the town, so by that logic, the current ruler (us) should live here too. Plus if there are problems, we could respond the quickest, also the large amount of gold could possibly be used to trade for metal to switch the wood for
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: ZENDRAKIEL the RESPLENDENT!
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2021, 04:17:42 pm »

C, and we could likely also set our new underlings to work laboring for our glory!
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I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: ZENDRAKIEL the RESPLENDENT!
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2021, 04:19:37 pm »

A so that the locals can stay close to do our bidding!
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: ZENDRAKIEL the RESPLENDENT!
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2021, 04:23:34 pm »

A so that the locals can stay close to do our bidding!
wouldn’t the mead hall be closer than the tunnel?
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: ZENDRAKIEL the RESPLENDENT!
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2021, 04:38:17 pm »

C

Any other dragon and I'd have voted A for a literal underground cult, but ZENDRAKIEL refuses to get her wings soggy just to come and go.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: ZENDRAKIEL the RESPLENDENT!
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2021, 04:55:01 pm »

B

We are so MAGNIFICENT when we fly in the setting sun to go fill our HOARD!
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