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[Fimbulwinter]

Dude, you don't have write-ins in a spam game, it's against the law. Just ask Haspen.

I love how you clowns seriously think Haspen invented "spam" as a genre. Try looking up the game it's based on. I believe it's called "Kingdom."

[Maximum Spin]

Dude, you don't have write-ins in a spam game, it's against the law. Just ask Haspen.

I love how you clowns seriously think Haspen invented "spam" as a genre. Try looking up the game it's based on. I believe it's called "Kingdom."

Lol dude, if you're going to be a flaming orifice about it, you might want to pick on someone who isn't obviously joking.

[King Zultan]

C

[Maximum Spin]

Oh right, I can actually, like, have an answer too.
It's a bit pointless really, but I say A. Let's just... do what we said we would do, yeah?

[Fimbulwinter]

Dude, you don't have write-ins in a spam game, it's against the law. Just ask Haspen.

I love how you clowns seriously think Haspen invented "spam" as a genre. Try looking up the game it's based on. I believe it's called "Kingdom."

Lol dude, if you're going to be a flaming orifice about it, you might want to pick on someone who isn't obviously joking.

The old "I was joking lol" card. Classic.

[Naturegirl1999]

Oh right, I can actually, like, have an answer too.
It's a bit pointless really, but I say A. Let's just... do what we said we would do, yeah?

Nothing says we can’t do this when the raiders are gone

[Superdorf]

You decide to take down some outliers before you move in to fulfill your pledge.

6

They never see it coming.

You get up real high, plunge-- careful to keep on the blindside of any watchful lopers-- and FWOOOSH. An entire camp's worth of raiders falls to ashes in an instant, and you fade back into the clouds to find another.

4+1

Your fear precedes you, once you've wiped out a few camps: the lopers break into panicked routs, scattering in the general direction of the castle. You dive in and out, hurling fire, letting a mad, flame-distorted cackle rip through the sky. Your enemies fall to pieces-- soon there's only a few terrified survivors in your wake. You loop around, and soon there are none.

What fun! Your siblings used to terrorize these creatures all the time back home.


You fly high over the castle, and the small town surrounding. Smoke rises from many of the buildings, and sounds of battle erupt from streets and side alleys. The castle stands silent, two or three lopers standing watch at each tower. Their hair is green; their spears are long.

3

Near what's left of the town gate, you see a sizable contingent of-- judging by their armor, and their bright-colored banners-- imperial knights and soldiery. Some of them are pointing at you, with fingers not weapons... for now.

A) !!To the castle, with fire and fury!!
B) Through the town, with tooth and claw!
C) Let's check in with the knights first.
?) Something else?

[Fluffe9911]

C

[Naturegirl1999]

C
They probably have something important

[TricMagic]

C, intelligence separates us from beasts like lowly wyverns. And burning the castle down isn't going to help long term.

[mightymushroom]

A

[Maximum Spin]

C

The old "I was joking lol" card. Classic.

You know, there's not really any law pertaining to spamgames. That might've been a clue.

[Laterigrade]

Dude, you don't have write-ins in a spam game, it's against the law. Just ask Haspen.

I love how you clowns seriously think Haspen invented "spam" as a genre. Try looking up the game it's based on. I believe it's called "Kingdom."

Lol dude, if you're going to be a flaming orifice about it, you might want to pick on someone who isn't obviously joking.

The old "I was joking lol" card. Classic.

“It’s against the law,” seems like a rather large clue that’s a joke.

[King Zultan]

C

[Yellow Pixel]

C