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Author Topic: Roll to Brains  (Read 12872 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Roll to Brains
« Reply #90 on: August 27, 2021, 03:27:54 am »

"Can I at least get something to drink?"
Request a drink, and see if I can't fix my car key, then see if there are any interesting items sitting around I could use, also get rid of the kleenex that's a nasty thing to hold onto.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

TricMagic

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Re: Roll to Brains
« Reply #91 on: August 27, 2021, 08:09:01 am »

Rip the guards heads off. Rip tear claw and bite!
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BlackPaladin99

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Re: Roll to Brains
« Reply #92 on: August 27, 2021, 05:18:24 pm »

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isaac pretends to faint from terror and when the guards backs are turned he steals their weapons and kills them and eats their brains, And those of the squirrels.
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Gouge out the chainsaw priest's eyes with my thumbs.

Ozarck

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Re: Roll to Brains
« Reply #93 on: August 28, 2021, 03:28:26 pm »

Look around for more brains. Where did all the brains go? I'm hungry, I wanna eat brains!

Spoiler: Tom the Tank (click to show/hide)
BRRAAAIIINNSS!!

Knightwing64

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Re: Roll to Brains
« Reply #94 on: August 29, 2021, 07:01:55 am »

Convince the wizard to make me stronger with my awesome intelligence!

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SuperDino85

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Re: Roll to Brains
« Reply #95 on: September 04, 2021, 07:37:40 pm »

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((Sorry for not tracking satiation points. I guessed how many turns passed and lowered them a lot to compensate))
Follow the guard who motioned for me to follow

The guard leads you to the cafeteria, and tells the cook to prepare a meal for you. You receive a plate with a slab of steak on it. (-1 satiety)

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"That looks like someone's arm, not food. I'm hungry, but i'm not THAT hungry yet. Do you have some egg salad or protein bars or something?"
Be picky, be curious!

“I’m sorry, how inconsiderate of me,” the guard says in a way that could be considered both sincere and sarcastic. He returns with a plastic tray holding a salad with diced chicken and hard boiled eggs and gives it to you. (-1 satiety)

"Can I at least get something to drink?"
Request a drink, and see if I can't fix my car key, then see if there are any interesting items sitting around I could use, also get rid of the kleenex that's a nasty thing to hold onto.
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The guard gives you a whole two liter bottle of water and a decent sized foam cup and tells you to not chug it all at once. (5 +1+1) Fixing the car key turns out to be not too difficult at all. (2) You don’t find much of anything…except for a playing card. You toss the Kleenex. (-1 satiety)

Rip the guards heads off. Rip tear claw and bite!

You grab a guard by the neck, but you get the rear end of an AK-47 slammed into your head by another guard, and you fall to the ground again.

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isaac pretends to faint from terror and when the guards backs are turned he steals their weapons and kills them and eats their brains, And those of the squirrels.

Isaac comically crumples to the floor, pretending to pass out. (Hidden) The guards lower their weapons at this, but they flip you over and put cuffs on your wrists and begin to drag you away to a containment cell. (-1 satiety)

Look around for more brains. Where did all the brains go? I'm hungry, I wanna eat brains!

Spoiler: Tom the Tank (click to show/hide)
BRRAAAIIINNSS!!

(4) You continue your indefinite quest for brains, and you encounter another guard. (Hidden) The guard immediately raises his rifle and shoots you in the shoulder. You flinch slightly. (-1 satiety)

Convince the wizard to make me stronger with my awesome intelligence!

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(3 +1) The wizard offers to train you. (-1 satiety)
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: Roll to Brains
« Reply #96 on: September 04, 2021, 10:22:55 pm »

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Thank the guard and eat the steak
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King Zultan

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Re: Roll to Brains
« Reply #97 on: September 05, 2021, 03:29:20 am »

"Thank you for the water."
Drink some of the water and examine the playing card, then see who else is in the room with me and what kind of furniture there is.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

TricMagic

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Re: Roll to Brains
« Reply #98 on: September 05, 2021, 07:14:26 am »

(Why am I not even getting any rolls? It's not like I have negative strength or durability, my speed should be injuring them before they can even react. Barring getting unlucky, but I have no rolls in the first place.)

(If you don't want me to play with this character, just say so. Or kill it with a attack roll. Not three turns of literal no rolls in an RTD.)
« Last Edit: September 05, 2021, 07:16:09 am by TricMagic »
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BlackPaladin99

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Re: Roll to Brains
« Reply #99 on: September 05, 2021, 07:28:07 am »

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I use my mutation points to upgrade my speed by two and then I pretend to be sick to try to get the guards to come in and when they do I steal one of their weapons and kill them and eat their brains.  Then I leave.
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Knightwing64

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Re: Roll to Brains
« Reply #100 on: September 05, 2021, 08:38:37 am »

I accept!

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SuperDino85

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Re: Roll to Brains
« Reply #101 on: September 05, 2021, 04:24:46 pm »

(Why am I not even getting any rolls? It's not like I have negative strength or durability, my speed should be injuring them before they can even react. Barring getting unlucky, but I have no rolls in the first place.)

(If you don't want me to play with this character, just say so. Or kill it with a attack roll. Not three turns of literal no rolls in an RTD.)

(I asked you previously to keep your character sheet posted with your actions)
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TricMagic

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Re: Roll to Brains
« Reply #102 on: September 05, 2021, 04:38:42 pm »

Kill the humans. Strike the heads quickly before they can react.

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Ozarck

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Re: Roll to Brains
« Reply #103 on: September 06, 2021, 02:43:31 am »

How nice of this guard to bring me his brains. Go and take his brain from him. Then eat the brain.

Spoiler: Tom the Tank (click to show/hide)
BRRAAAIIINNSS!!

Dustan Hache

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Re: Roll to Brains
« Reply #104 on: September 08, 2021, 03:41:05 pm »

"So uh, when exactly can I leave? Being detained is a waste of time and effort for both of us unless you already know what the experiment was with me.. speaking of which, shouldn't the guy in charge of that experiment be looking me over?"
Being dumb as a rock yet somehow having common sense, ask for the manager!
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.
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