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Most awesome thing you've thrown
« on: March 30, 2008, 09:21:00 pm »
Title says it all,post your most awesome/whacky/brutal element of flying doom here!

Personally,I can't get over the deadliness of vomit  :p .

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Re: Most awesome thing you've thrown
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2008, 09:37:00 pm »
On the subject of vomit, on one occasion rather than throwing it I took a clump of the stuff in hand and beat a harpy to death with it.

I once killed a giant and took the whole corpse back to town as proof of my feat.  When the mayor failed to give me a reward, I threw the giant's corpse at him.  Didn't do anything, of course, since I wasn't at war with the civ, but it was funny anyway.  I imagine it scared him pretty good at least.

Suddenly I have the urge to kill a dragon and go kill some elves by throwing it at them.

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Re: Most awesome thing you've thrown
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2008, 09:48:00 pm »
Hippo corpse nuff sd.
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Re: Most awesome thing you've thrown
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2008, 10:07:00 pm »
I had a backpack full of live fairies once that I would use as projectiles/food.
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Re: Most awesome thing you've thrown
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2008, 10:26:00 pm »
Severed children's heads.
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Re: Most awesome thing you've thrown
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2008, 11:18:00 pm »
i enjoy throwing swords and having them cut off limbs
or alternately arrows/bolts and twisting them in the wound if they stick
Very satisfying
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Re: Most awesome thing you've thrown
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2008, 11:26:00 pm »
A demon tail.

Awesomest way to kill goblins.

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Re: Most awesome thing you've thrown
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2008, 11:35:00 pm »
I once slew a dragon with a full barrel of booze. Sadly, it did not go boom as I had hoped.  :(
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Re: Most awesome thing you've thrown
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2008, 12:29:00 am »
Live worms.
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Re: Most awesome thing you've thrown
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2008, 12:33:00 am »
quote:
Originally posted by GreyMario:
<STRONG>Live worms.</STRONG>

"Uh,Beavis,why do you keep worms in your pockets?"
"I dono,but they kinda feel cool."

[ March 31, 2008: Message edited by: SHAD0Wdump ]

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Re: Most awesome thing you've thrown
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2008, 12:34:00 am »
My own leg, with an axe stuck to it. Long story.
Actually, I didn't as much throw it as I clubbed people to death with it.

The limbs I threw were other people's limbs.

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Re: Most awesome thing you've thrown
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2008, 01:37:00 am »
(points to sig)

P.S. I should point out that the disk is currently my most awesome throwing item ever.  I have yet to top it.

[ March 31, 2008: Message edited by: Greiger ]

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Re: Most awesome thing you've thrown
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2008, 02:30:00 am »
Giant corpse.  Killed the bastard in a quest while playing as a bronze colossus, and I didn't have any better weapon.  I also wanted to humiliate him for tearing my eyes out while I was unconscious from his pet giant cave spider's bite (how do you paralyze bronze?).

I'd throw him sometimes, but most of the time I just used him to smash home-runs out of anything passing by.  He was surprisingly effective as a melee weapon.

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Re: Most awesome thing you've thrown
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2008, 03:09:00 am »
Adamantine Coffin.
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Re: Most awesome thing you've thrown
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2008, 03:23:00 am »
quote:
Originally posted by umiman:
<STRONG>Adamantine Coffin.</STRONG>

Ooh.   I really need to start an adventurer fort...  Never done it before.

The only way that could be cooler, is if it contained the remnants of some great champion while you were using it to smash the forces of evil (or, y'know, whatever).

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