Turn 3!Wrongwarp to heaven.
[5]
You have warped to heaven. Quite the achievement!
Cause the lava to freeze, turning it into rock, thus keeping the dragon in place
[4]
You succeed, Trapping the dragon this turn only!
Dragons need water? Huh. Better eat that person who dehydrated us. Use magic to grow a second head and eat 0cra_tr0per!
[6]
You grow a second head but it refuses to kill 0cra_tr0per!
Dragons need water? Huh. Better eat that person who dehydrated us. Use magic to grow a second head and eat 0cra_tr0per!
>Redirect the incoming attack to my stunt double, Orca_Trooper. While my stunt double risks his life for the properly spelled version, I steal the rest of the water from the dragon.
[4]
Not needing the stunt double, You successfully deplete the dragon of water, Severely weakening it.
try to retake control of the beasts. If that fails, destroy them with my power.
[1]
You completely fail at getting them around control...
[2]
And get eaten by them! Respawn?
Use my hoard to acquire some virgins from the nearby town (about 70 of them should do) and bring them back to the dragon’s cave.
[1]
You fail miserably and get beaten, Almost dying at the hands of outraged parents. They lock you up.
Ow, seems like a one-off thing. Punch the dragon this time.
[3]
You punch the dragon! Doing about as much damage as a punch should do to a dragon, None!
"WITH THE POWER OF POTATOES, I shall become the dragon's best friend!"
Use my potato powers to summon even more potatoes inside the dragon to further increase the friendship!
[5]
You are now da best friend ever!
Slap the dragon to assert dominance.
[1]
The dragon slaps you and asserts dominance. You are now it’s loyal slave.
Dragon:
(Is trapped)
:
Relaxes as nobody seems to be catching on.
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