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[Knightwing64]

                           Defeat the Dragon!

You are brave adventurers in search of gold and glory!

You see a dragon! You must kill it!

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This is my first RTD, So please have low expectations. I’m planning this to be a short few pages long RTD, As I am very terrible with any sort of long time commitment. Now that’s out of the way, Have fun and don’t die!

[Screech9791]

>Become an aquamancer so I can manipulate water to do all sorts of things in my quest to kill a dragon.

[BlackPaladin99]

become a shadow sorceror and summon a shadow beast

[Devastator]

Activate my +1 Flaming Longsword.

[Yellow Pixel]

Dive into the dragon's hoard and find a weapon!

[Naturegirl1999]

Summon a mimic and have it look like a gold pile to lure the dragon so it can attack said dragon

[King Zultan]

Be a wizard and summon six million potatoes inside the dragon!

[A_Curious_Cat]

Be an evil count and sacrifice a virgin maiden to the dragon in order to win it’s favor.

[Egan_BW]

Generate a random character.

[The Canadian kitten]

am random peasant, and I shall punch the dragon!

[Dustan Hache]

Become the dragon!

[Knightwing64]

Alright, The turn should be up in a hour or so. If anyone else wants to post a Action, I’ll make sure to put that in.

[Knightwing64]

                                                      Turn 1!

>Become an aquamancer so I can manipulate water to do all sorts of things in my quest to kill a dragon.

[5]

Congratulations! You have become a talented aquamancer. You are now a wizard! Use this newfound power to kill this terrible dragon!

become a shadow sorceror and summon a shadow beast

[5]

You are now a shadow sorcerer! A little... Villainous, But I’m sure you mean well!

[4]

You have summoned a shadow beast, What will you have it do?

Activate my +1 Flaming Longsword.

[1]

You pull out your +1 Flaming Longsword and hold it in triumph! The dragon eats it, Along with your arm.

Dive into the dragon's hoard and find a weapon!

[1]

You find a rusty dagger and somehow manage to stab yourself with it, Yay?

Summon a mimic and have it look like a gold pile to lure the dragon so it can attack said dragon

[3]

The dragon comes and sniffs it...

[5]

And it recoils in pain as the mimics attacks it!

Be a wizard and summon six million potatoes inside the dragon!

[3]

You are a apprentice wizard.

[4]

You summon a few hundred potatoes into the dragon. It thanks you for the meal!

(You and the dragon are now friendly?)

Be an evil count and sacrifice a virgin maiden to the dragon in order to win it’s favor.

[1]

You are a poor peasant and you sacrifice mud to it. The dragon is outraged!

(The dragon is angered!)

Generate a random character.

(Wow, So many 1’s. RNG Jesus must hate you guys. What did y’all do?)

[1]

Your character is so random it random’s itself out of existence.

am random peasant, and I shall punch the dragon!

[6]

You are a big burly peasant, And you hit the dragon so hard you heal it! Congrats?

Become the dragon!

[2]

Omg, Is it finally happening? Are you finally the dragon!? Wait a second...

(You are now the dragons toenails.)




Dragon
[3]

Half heartedly claws at A_Curious_Cat, Injuring them.

[Egan_BW]

Surprise, I was the dragon. The dragon dies in character generation thus paradoxing the past turn.

[Screech9791]

[5]
Congratulations! You have become a talented aquamancer. You are now a wizard! Use this newfound power to kill this terrible dragon!

Kill the terrible dragon by using my water manipulation skills to forcibly pull all of the water in its flesh, causing rapid and severe dehydration as well as disrupting its physical form.

Also, it might help to cut down on the excessive line breaks (ideally no line break between the roll and the result when listing action results) to reduce the amount of scrolling needed when reading the thread.