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Egan_BW

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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #45 on: July 29, 2021, 04:34:14 pm »
Kill-stab God with my broken sword.
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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #46 on: July 29, 2021, 05:13:33 pm »
Curl into a fetal position and try not to cry.
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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #47 on: July 29, 2021, 05:14:51 pm »
Quote from: TricMagic on July 29, 2021, 04:33:14 pm
Seduce the Dragon.
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Egan_BW

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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #48 on: July 29, 2021, 05:16:02 pm »
Seduce the greentexter.
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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #49 on: July 29, 2021, 05:47:52 pm »
Quote from: 0cra_tr0per on July 29, 2021, 05:14:51 pm
Quote from: TricMagic on July 29, 2021, 04:33:14 pm
Seduce the Dragon.
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(With gems and dance of course. [And it's a classic bard play.])
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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #50 on: July 29, 2021, 05:54:06 pm »
Quote from: TricMagic on July 29, 2021, 05:47:52 pm
Quote from: 0cra_tr0per on July 29, 2021, 05:14:51 pm
Quote from: TricMagic on July 29, 2021, 04:33:14 pm
Seduce the Dragon.
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(With gems and dance of course. [And it's a classic bard play.])
And complements
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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #51 on: July 29, 2021, 05:57:22 pm »
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on July 29, 2021, 05:54:06 pm
Quote from: TricMagic on July 29, 2021, 05:47:52 pm
Quote from: 0cra_tr0per on July 29, 2021, 05:14:51 pm
Quote from: TricMagic on July 29, 2021, 04:33:14 pm
Seduce the Dragon.
(USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST) incoming
(With gems and dance of course. [And it's a classic bard play.])
And complements
Yes, your scales dazzle like gemstones, and your wings are of perfect length! You manners impeccable, your smile unimaginable!
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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #52 on: July 29, 2021, 08:19:55 pm »
Quote from: TricMagic on July 29, 2021, 05:57:22 pm
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on July 29, 2021, 05:54:06 pm
Quote from: TricMagic on July 29, 2021, 05:47:52 pm
Quote from: 0cra_tr0per on July 29, 2021, 05:14:51 pm
Quote from: TricMagic on July 29, 2021, 04:33:14 pm
Seduce the Dragon.
(USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST) incoming
(With gems and dance of course. [And it's a classic bard play.])
And complements
Yes, your scales dazzle like gemstones, and your wings are of perfect length! You manners impeccable, your smile unimaginable!

Dragon: *Blushes. Why thank you my dear snack! I will make sure to enjoy eating you of obviously fine taste!

(Non canon, Also we never really established if the dragon is a boy dragon or girl dragon, Just noticed that.)

(Another thing, I added a hint of plot and everybody is completely ignoring it. Feels bad.)
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Egan_BW

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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #53 on: July 29, 2021, 08:27:36 pm »
I'm not ignoring it, I saw someone with infinite power interfering so I went to murder god. If I kill god and problem persists, I'll use stolen divinity to locate it.
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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #54 on: July 30, 2021, 12:15:20 am »
I press “X” to escape.
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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #55 on: July 30, 2021, 01:08:41 am »
"Now that I'm friends with the dragon I shall save it's life buy using THE POWER OF POTATOES!"
Use my POTATO POWERS to fill every enemy of the dragon with potatoes until they explode or something!
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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #56 on: July 30, 2021, 04:39:58 am »
Rehydrate myself and my other half by using magic to dehydrate 0cra_Tr0per and all of his (numerous) stunt doubles, clones and diversionary copies!
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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #57 on: July 30, 2021, 05:47:07 am »
Quote from: TricMagic on July 29, 2021, 04:33:14 pm
Seduce the Dragon.
So it would be TricMagic who would be the one to do it... Fortune favors the bold(text), and i wasn't bold enough to do it on the first post or the twentieth... But i thought of it, i think everyone did, probably.
Uhh, have fun i guess. Yes also i'm stalking this thread. Hello.

Quote from: Knightwing64 on July 29, 2021, 08:19:55 pm
(Non canon, Also we never really established if the dragon is a boy dragon or girl dragon, Just noticed that.)
Ah it's a Schrödinger's Gun then. The dragon's sex isn't fixed until something or someone needs the dragon to be of certain sex, at which point it becomes fixed to be the one that is appropriate for that situation. Ergo, the dragon is now the correct sex for Tric to seduce. Female, if Tric is, as i assume, a dude... Unless Tric rolls a 1, in which case of course the dragon be the wrong sex lmao.

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Be Wizard Wizard. Cast 'Summon Random Wizards'.
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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #58 on: July 30, 2021, 06:08:00 am »
Dragons are often shapeshifters so it's possible that the concept of sex doesn't really apply to it.
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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #59 on: July 30, 2021, 06:14:40 am »
Quote from: Egan_BW on July 30, 2021, 06:08:00 am
Dragons are often shapeshifters so it's possible that the concept of sex doesn't really apply to it.
May i ask then, why hasn't it already shapeshifted into an instant TPK yet, then?
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