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[Horizon]

Punch god in the dick then run away laughing

(You forgot to process the previous action first!)

Ah I see, not really my bag of tea,

[SuperDino85]

So are we counting that action or we just gonna move on?

[MeimieFan88]

I think the next person can process it if they want, but they should process the previous action as well

[SuperDino85]

I’ll just continue off the previous action.

Put on my new shirt and deeply contemplate whether there really is more to life than theft.

(3) You spend a great deal of time contemplating, unable to figure out a clear answer in your mind.

Politely ask some of the flowers to find a mole…or a rabbit…and provide said flowers with bees and water

[RoseHeart]

(Meta comment: If webadict made a bot for this like the one for mafia, it could track gold, experience, location and more, recognizing key phrases or formatting (like bold, or red) as input. He doesn't want to make a spambot though, and is mostly focused on Mafia. Maybe a Mafia RTD MMO...)

[King Zultan]

Politely ask some of the flowers to find a mole…or a rabbit…and provide said flowers with bees and water

(3)

They hear your request and leave for about an hour and return with a dead rabbit that looks like it was hit by a car and a bucket with some murky water in it.


Get my self into a corner and talk that scientist out of doing what he's thinking of doing to me and how we can just be regular friends.


(I don't think we need a bot for this game, seems like a lot of effort for little gain.)

[MeimieFan88]

Get my self into a corner and talk that scientist out of doing what he's thinking of doing to me and how we can just be regular friends.

[4]

The scientist thinks long and hard and ultimately puts their pants back on and agrees to just be regular friends. Meanwhile you are still locked inside the area while the rest of the scientists are outside fighting each other and trying to get in. Your regular friend scientist offers you a cookie.

NYAGH! Philosophically undone due to the unsolvable theft conundrum, I wander off into the wilds in search of MEANING, or perhaps something juicy to burgle.

Maybe a Mafia RTD MMO...

(Mafia RTD MMO lol, I have no idea how that would work)

[SuperDino85]

NYAGH! Philosophically undone due to the unsolvable theft conundrum, I wander off into the wilds in search of MEANING, or perhaps something juicy to burgle.

Maybe a Mafia RTD MMO...

(Mafia RTD MMO lol, I have no idea how that would work)

(4) Your search leads you to a cave with a pond in it. The pond is still and you can clearly see your reflection in the water, as well as a mirror at the bottom, which redundantly also reveals your reflection.

Ask the flowers to bring a LIVE mole or rabbit this time

[A_Curious_Cat]

Ask the flowers to bring a LIVE mole or rabbit this time

(4) The flowers bring you a CIA agent.  The agent is very much alive.



Institute a rat ranching and breeding program with the goal of providing an unending supply of nice, moist, juicy, delicious (and sustainable) rats.

[King Zultan]

Institute a rat ranching and breeding program with the goal of providing an unending supply of nice, moist, juicy, delicious (and sustainable) rats.

(4) You set up a large rat ranching facility and while it produces lots of rat meat, it doesn't produce quite what you'd call an unending amount of rat meat but there is still quite a bit of it.


Eat the cookie and ask scientist friend if there is a emergency escape path out of the room?

[MeimieFan88]

Eat the cookie and ask scientist friend if there is a emergency escape path out of the room?

[3] Your scientist friend says there is but it's an abandoned passage that hasn't been used in a very long time. They lead you to the passage, which looks like a dark, run-down tunnel, with traces of toxic spills and unknown technological artifacts in ominous disrepair. The scientist makes a comment about wondering whether the vampire-monkey experiments said to infest the tunnels were a real thing.

(4) Your search leads you to a cave with a pond in it. The pond is still and you can clearly see your reflection in the water, as well as a mirror at the bottom, which redundantly also reveals your reflection.

Something's definitely not right here. Examine the two reflections for suspiciousness. There may be an impostor among them...

[SuperDino85]

Something's definitely not right here. Examine the two reflections for suspiciousness. There may be an impostor among them...

(3) As you look, you think you saw something for a split second, but you can’t seem to see it again.


Ask the CIA agent to locate any underground facilities. Reward the flowers with more bees and water

[King Zultan]

Ask the CIA agent to locate any underground facilities. Reward the flowers with more bees and water

(5) He tells you about several such facilities he knows about and he tells you he can guide you to any one you want. After all that you give out bees and water to the flowers.

Arm myself and my scientist friend and head into the tunnel and be ready to defend against any vampire-monkeys that may or may not be in there.

[Horizon]

Ask the CIA agent to locate any underground facilities. Reward the flowers with more bees and water

(5) He tells you about several such facilities he knows about and he tells you he can guide you to any one you want. After all that you give out bees and water to the flowers.

Arm myself and my scientist friend and head into the tunnel and be ready to defend against any vampire-monkeys that may or may not be in there.

(2) Unfortunately you don't find anything that useful, you did find a key to something or somewhere however!

(Unknown Key acquired)

Try to sneak down the tunnel.

[MeimieFan88]

Try to sneak down the tunnel.

[1] You try to sneak down the tunnel, however you trip over a rock and land in a pile of mud! A flashing alarm starts to go off, alerting everyone nearby of your presence.

Something's definitely not right here. Examine the two reflections for suspiciousness. There may be an impostor among them...

(3) As you look, you think you saw something for a split second, but you can’t seem to see it again.

Attack.