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[King Zultan]

Seems a little late to be adding an action to a several day old post.

[MeimieFan88]

You might want to look again.  They actually did post an action.

Seems a little late to be adding an action to a several day old post.

It's okay, I probably should have poked A Curious Cat for forgetting to post an action before posting my own.

Give a speech on live international television detailing my vision for the future.  Be especially passionate when talking about my plan for “Rat Roasts for Everyone!!”.

[6] Your speech is well-received by the world, so well that a huge amount of people have begun enthusiastically asking for their rat roasts, which your government is just barely able to provide. There is soon a shortage of rats, and the world's ecosystems begin collapsing, yet people are still demanding for more rat roasts. Many organizations have begun blaming you for the sudden upheaval of the natural order, and doomsayers walk the streets announcing the end of all things.

Declare myself ruler of the grove and demand that everyone fork over their shirts as tributes. This will be a shirtless grove, with shirts reserved only for myself and my lieutenants.

[SuperDino85]

Declare myself ruler of the grove and demand that everyone fork over their shirts as tributes. This will be a shirtless grove, with shirts reserved only for myself and my lieutenants.

[5] Everyone present in the grove hands over their shirts, recognizing you as the ruler of the grove.

Furious that my backyard has been usurped by some thief, I order my flowers to apprehend the shirt thief and return the shirts to all their rightful owners. Justice will be served

[King Zultan]

Furious that my backyard has been usurped by some thief, I order my flowers to apprehend the shirt thief and return the shirts to all their rightful owners. Justice will be served

(5) You shout your orders to the flowers and they obey by capturing the shirt thief with their roots and forcing him to return all the shirts to their owners by shaking him until he drops them, they are now awaiting orders as to what to do with the thief.


Reveal that I was a zebra the whole time and therefore couldn't have committed treason.

[MeimieFan88]

Reveal that I was a zebra the whole time and therefore couldn't have committed treason.

[1] Your revealing that you were a zebra the whole time not only fails to abate the authorities, it creates even more outrage, as many anti-zebra activists further besmirch your name, turning the world even more against you. The global tribunal soon judges you guilty of treason, impersonation, murder, blowing shit up, and worst of all, zebrahood. They sentence you to 900 billion years of imprisonment and forced labor at the zoo.

COMMAND MY MOB OF LOYAL VASSALS TO SEIZE AND ARREST THE INSURGENT FLOWERS AND THEIR LEADER!

[SuperDino85]

COMMAND MY MOB OF LOYAL VASSALS TO SEIZE AND ARREST THE INSURGENT FLOWERS AND THEIR LEADER!

(1) Your “mob of loyal vassals” come up with about half a dozen excuses each and run off, leaving you alone.

Water my beautiful flowers and send them to search for the zebra

[King Zultan]

Water my beautiful flowers and send them to search for the zebra

(4) You give your flowers plenty of water for their journey, then send them out to search for the zebra but since they're new to walking the don't get very far from your house but they do seem to be on the trail.

Use my zebra powers to convince the people in the zoo and the other animals that I'm great and they should let me out.

[MeimieFan88]

Use my zebra powers to convince the people in the zoo and the other animals that I'm great and they should let me out.

[6] Your zebra powers dazzle and impress the people and other animals at the zoo so much that it catches the attention of distinguished scientists looking to study you. They decide to take you out of the zoo, only to transport you to a secret underground laboratory where they are looking to study and conduct experiments on you (for science!).

Whisper sweet honeyed words of poison to the flowers detaining me, convincing them that their "master" only wants to control and use them as slaves, and that they should make me their leader instead and help me seize the grove from their tyrannical master.

[SuperDino85]

Whisper sweet honeyed words of poison to the flowers detaining me, convincing them that their "master" only wants to control and use them as slaves, and that they should make me their leader instead and help me seize the grove from their tyrannical master.

(2) The flowers make no attempt to respond in any way.

Order my searching flowers to search everywhere they can for the zebra and to bring him to the grove alive and unharmed, providing them with more water and bees to keep them company as I attempt to prove to my new prisoner that there is more to life than theft, by offering him one of my best shirts and ordering the flowers holding him to put him down

[King Zultan]

Order my searching flowers to search everywhere they can for the zebra and to bring him to the grove alive and unharmed, providing them with more water and bees to keep them company as I attempt to prove to my new prisoner that there is more to life than theft, by offering him one of my best shirts and ordering the flowers holding him to put him down

(4) Your flowers continue their search for the zebra and after awhile they finally find out that it has been moved to an underground location but they haven't figured out where it is just yet, when your flowers come back with information about their search you provide them with more water and bees and they seem to appreciate it, you then go and lave a long talk to the prisoner about life and how theft isn't the only thing to it, your not sure if he listened to your speech but you did give him your best shirt then had the flowers set him down.


Use my zebra powers to mind control the scientists to be my friends.

[MeimieFan88]

Use my zebra powers to mind control the scientists to be my friends.

[6] You mind control the scientists to be your friends. Their easily affected human minds are unable to resist your hypnotic zebra powers, and they very quickly succumb and become your friends. Very good friends... too good, perhaps, as the scientists start to obsess over you, each of them wanting you for themselves, to be forever theirs. They start arguing and attacking each other over who gets to spend time with you,  as a violent free-for-all over you begins. One of the head scientists is able to secure you and themselves in a locked down area, as other scientists are outside killing each other and trying to find their way in. The head scientist starts fanatically approaching you, wanting to take your 'friendship' to the next level...

Put on my new shirt and deeply contemplate whether there really is more to life than theft.

[King Zultan]

The head scientist starts fanatically approaching you, wanting to take your 'friendship' to the next level...

Oh god....

[SuperDino85]

The head scientist starts fanatically approaching you, wanting to take your 'friendship' to the next level...

Oh god....

Have fun 

[Horizon]

Punch god in the dick then run away laughing

[MeimieFan88]

Punch god in the dick then run away laughing

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