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[BlackPaladin99]

((I wish I would have found that when it was still alive))

Sue myself for burning down the house

(1d6=5)

You get the best team of Lawyers you can and have them sue you, and while it does seem to confuses them that you want to sue yourself but they take your money and after a lengthy trial you sue yourself for everything your worth and win taking everything you own for yourself!

Take over the world!

(1d6=6) You took over the world so fast everyone is scratching their heads wondering what happened.

Celebrate by throwing a backyard party, firing up the grill, and invite the whole town

(Rolling d6=3)
About a quarter of the town comes over to your party
At the party, try to impress the other partygoers by causing a nearby flower to grow to the size of a humsn

D6=2

The flower grows up under you and eats you.

Steal the spaceship

[King Zultan]

Steal the spaceship

(1D6=6)

You sneak past the guards and get inside with out anyone noticing, you then get to the controls and after a few minutes of messing around you finally figure out how to launch it and it takes off with out much issue, about an hour later you realize that you have no idea what the hell any of these gauges, flashing lights, or beeping alarms do, but you quickly figure it out when the engines die, the ship crashes into the ground, and blows up.


Go around the world and prove to everyone that I'm the one who rules it.

[Naturegirl1999]

Steal the spaceship

(1D6=6)

You sneak past the guards and get inside with out anyone noticing, you then get to the controls and after a few minutes of messing around you finally figure out how to launch it and it takes off with out much issue, about an hour later you realize that you have no idea what the hell any of these gauges, flashing lights, or beeping alarms do, but you quickly figure it out when the engines die, the ship crashes into the ground, and blows up.


Go around the world and prove to everyone that I'm the one who rules it.

(1d6=1)oh no
Turns out people aren’t very pleased about a worldwide dictator. The first person you decide to tell is the mayor, who then orders the police to form a barricade around the town, keeping you inside, while the townspeople are told by the police about a “pretender dictator” and are told to kill him. It appears you are now hunted down by the people in your town, your first rebellion has started

Be giant flower, try using the newly acquired nutrients to grow a taller stem to support my large petals

[SuperDino85]

Steal the spaceship

(1D6=6)

You sneak past the guards and get inside with out anyone noticing, you then get to the controls and after a few minutes of messing around you finally figure out how to launch it and it takes off with out much issue, about an hour later you realize that you have no idea what the hell any of these gauges, flashing lights, or beeping alarms do, but you quickly figure it out when the engines die, the ship crashes into the ground, and blows up.


Go around the world and prove to everyone that I'm the one who rules it.

(1d6=1)oh no
Turns out people aren’t very pleased about a worldwide dictator. The first person you decide to tell is the mayor, who then orders the police to form a barricade around the town, keeping you inside, while the townspeople are told by the police about a “pretender dictator” and are told to kill him. It appears you are now hunted down by the people in your town, your first rebellion has started

Be giant flower, try using the newly acquired nutrients to grow a taller stem to support my large petals

(1d6=6) You possess the flower you were just eaten by, and you grow a dozen yards or so taller in a couple of seconds, but unfortunately this causes you to tilt, and your petaled head succumbs to gravity and hits the ground. Everyone at the party notices and expresses shock and concern.

Try to lift the flower head back off the ground and water it

[MeimieFan88]

Steal the spaceship

(1D6=6)

You sneak past the guards and get inside with out anyone noticing, you then get to the controls and after a few minutes of messing around you finally figure out how to launch it and it takes off with out much issue, about an hour later you realize that you have no idea what the hell any of these gauges, flashing lights, or beeping alarms do, but you quickly figure it out when the engines die, the ship crashes into the ground, and blows up.


Go around the world and prove to everyone that I'm the one who rules it.

(1d6=1)oh no
Turns out people aren’t very pleased about a worldwide dictator. The first person you decide to tell is the mayor, who then orders the police to form a barricade around the town, keeping you inside, while the townspeople are told by the police about a “pretender dictator” and are told to kill him. It appears you are now hunted down by the people in your town, your first rebellion has started

Be giant flower, try using the newly acquired nutrients to grow a taller stem to support my large petals

(1d6=6) You possess the flower you were just eaten by, and you grow a dozen yards or so taller in a couple of seconds, but unfortunately this causes you to tilt, and your petaled head succumbs to gravity and hits the ground. Everyone at the party notices and expresses shock and concern.

Try to lift the flower head back off the ground and water it

(1d6=3)
You are able to lift the giant flower head back up a bit, but it can't stand on its own so you are stuck there holding it. You pour a bottle of water on the ground below it, and some new giant leaves sprout. There's a giant aphid on one of the leaves, it burps gleefully.

Slither up behind the person trying to lift the flower and tickle them

[SuperDino85]

Steal the spaceship

(1D6=6)

You sneak past the guards and get inside with out anyone noticing, you then get to the controls and after a few minutes of messing around you finally figure out how to launch it and it takes off with out much issue, about an hour later you realize that you have no idea what the hell any of these gauges, flashing lights, or beeping alarms do, but you quickly figure it out when the engines die, the ship crashes into the ground, and blows up.


Go around the world and prove to everyone that I'm the one who rules it.

(1d6=1)oh no
Turns out people aren’t very pleased about a worldwide dictator. The first person you decide to tell is the mayor, who then orders the police to form a barricade around the town, keeping you inside, while the townspeople are told by the police about a “pretender dictator” and are told to kill him. It appears you are now hunted down by the people in your town, your first rebellion has started

Be giant flower, try using the newly acquired nutrients to grow a taller stem to support my large petals

(1d6=6) You possess the flower you were just eaten by, and you grow a dozen yards or so taller in a couple of seconds, but unfortunately this causes you to tilt, and your petaled head succumbs to gravity and hits the ground. Everyone at the party notices and expresses shock and concern.

Try to lift the flower head back off the ground and water it

(1d6=3)
You are able to lift the giant flower head back up a bit, but it can't stand on its own so you are stuck there holding it. You pour a bottle of water on the ground below it, and some new giant leaves sprout. There's a giant aphid on one of the leaves, it burps gleefully.

Slither up behind the person trying to lift the flower and tickle them

(1d6=6) You tear holes and get dirt stains in your shirt as you literally slither over to the guy holding the flower and tickle him. This causes him to become paralyzed and fall to the ground stiff as a statue, and the flower falls over again.

Try to get myself out of this paralysis so I can hold the flower up

[Naturegirl1999]

(Quotamid trim and delinking. Apparently it is specifically the links that cause the issues according to a poster in a different thread)

Go around the world and prove to everyone that I'm the one who rules it.

(1d6=1)oh no
Turns out people aren’t very pleased about a worldwide dictator. The first person you decide to tell is the mayor, who then orders the police to form a barricade around the town, keeping you inside, while the townspeople are told by the police about a “pretender dictator” and are told to kill him. It appears you are now hunted down by the people in your town, your first rebellion has started

Be giant flower, try using the newly acquired nutrients to grow a taller stem to support my large petals

(1d6=6) You possess the flower you were just eaten by, and you grow a dozen yards or so taller in a couple of seconds, but unfortunately this causes you to tilt, and your petaled head succumbs to gravity and hits the ground. Everyone at the party notices and expresses shock and concern.

Try to lift the flower head back off the ground and water it

(1d6=3)
You are able to lift the giant flower head back up a bit, but it can't stand on its own so you are stuck there holding it. You pour a bottle of water on the ground below it, and some new giant leaves sprout. There's a giant aphid on one of the leaves, it burps gleefully.

Slither up behind the person trying to lift the flower and tickle them

(1d6=6) You tear holes and get dirt stains in your shirt as you literally slither over to the guy holding the flower and tickle him. This causes him to become paralyzed and fall to the ground stiff as a statue, and the flower falls over again.

Try to get myself out of this paralysis so I can hold the flower up

(Rolling d6=6 wow, what are the odds?)
You unparalyze yourself, but are in a non ending spasm right now. You somehow still hold up the flower during this. The one that tickled and paralyzed you is as surprised as you are

Try to make my leaves bitter to deter the giant aphid

[King Zultan]

(Quotamid trim and delinking. Apparently it is specifically the links that cause the issues according to a poster in a different thread)

Go around the world and prove to everyone that I'm the one who rules it.

(1d6=1)oh no
Turns out people aren’t very pleased about a worldwide dictator. The first person you decide to tell is the mayor, who then orders the police to form a barricade around the town, keeping you inside, while the townspeople are told by the police about a “pretender dictator” and are told to kill him. It appears you are now hunted down by the people in your town, your first rebellion has started

Be giant flower, try using the newly acquired nutrients to grow a taller stem to support my large petals

(1d6=6) You possess the flower you were just eaten by, and you grow a dozen yards or so taller in a couple of seconds, but unfortunately this causes you to tilt, and your petaled head succumbs to gravity and hits the ground. Everyone at the party notices and expresses shock and concern.

Try to lift the flower head back off the ground and water it

(1d6=3)
You are able to lift the giant flower head back up a bit, but it can't stand on its own so you are stuck there holding it. You pour a bottle of water on the ground below it, and some new giant leaves sprout. There's a giant aphid on one of the leaves, it burps gleefully.

Slither up behind the person trying to lift the flower and tickle them

(1d6=6) You tear holes and get dirt stains in your shirt as you literally slither over to the guy holding the flower and tickle him. This causes him to become paralyzed and fall to the ground stiff as a statue, and the flower falls over again.

Try to get myself out of this paralysis so I can hold the flower up

(Rolling d6=6 wow, what are the odds?)
You unparalyze yourself, but are in a non ending spasm right now. You somehow still hold up the flower during this. The one that tickled and paralyzed you is as surprised as you are

Try to make my leaves bitter to deter the giant aphid

(1d6=2) Try as you might you can't seem to change the taste of your leaves so the giant aphid continues to eat them.

Run to a location controlled by my supporters and have them kill the mob that's chasing me!

[MeimieFan88]

(Quotamid trim and delinking. Apparently it is specifically the links that cause the issues according to a poster in a different thread)

Go around the world and prove to everyone that I'm the one who rules it.

(1d6=1)oh no
Turns out people aren’t very pleased about a worldwide dictator. The first person you decide to tell is the mayor, who then orders the police to form a barricade around the town, keeping you inside, while the townspeople are told by the police about a “pretender dictator” and are told to kill him. It appears you are now hunted down by the people in your town, your first rebellion has started

Be giant flower, try using the newly acquired nutrients to grow a taller stem to support my large petals

(1d6=6) You possess the flower you were just eaten by, and you grow a dozen yards or so taller in a couple of seconds, but unfortunately this causes you to tilt, and your petaled head succumbs to gravity and hits the ground. Everyone at the party notices and expresses shock and concern.

Try to lift the flower head back off the ground and water it

(1d6=3)
You are able to lift the giant flower head back up a bit, but it can't stand on its own so you are stuck there holding it. You pour a bottle of water on the ground below it, and some new giant leaves sprout. There's a giant aphid on one of the leaves, it burps gleefully.

Slither up behind the person trying to lift the flower and tickle them

(1d6=6) You tear holes and get dirt stains in your shirt as you literally slither over to the guy holding the flower and tickle him. This causes him to become paralyzed and fall to the ground stiff as a statue, and the flower falls over again.

Try to get myself out of this paralysis so I can hold the flower up

(Rolling d6=6 wow, what are the odds?)
You unparalyze yourself, but are in a non ending spasm right now. You somehow still hold up the flower during this. The one that tickled and paralyzed you is as surprised as you are

Try to make my leaves bitter to deter the giant aphid

(1d6=2) Try as you might you can't seem to change the taste of your leaves so the giant aphid continues to eat them.

Run to a location controlled by my supporters and have them kill the mob that's chasing me!

(1d6=1)
You run from the angry mob to one of your bases but they follow you. A huge battle occurs between them and your supporters, but eventually your forces are overwhelmed and defeated. The mob takes over your base and captures you, throwing you in a prison cell to be tried as a villainous dictator. Meanwhile they loot the goods from your base and then throw a party there celebrating your capture.

Slither away and find someone to help clean and sew up my shirt

[SuperDino85]

(Quotamid trim and delinking. Apparently it is specifically the links that cause the issues according to a poster in a different thread)

Go around the world and prove to everyone that I'm the one who rules it.

(1d6=1)oh no
Turns out people aren’t very pleased about a worldwide dictator. The first person you decide to tell is the mayor, who then orders the police to form a barricade around the town, keeping you inside, while the townspeople are told by the police about a “pretender dictator” and are told to kill him. It appears you are now hunted down by the people in your town, your first rebellion has started

Be giant flower, try using the newly acquired nutrients to grow a taller stem to support my large petals

(1d6=6) You possess the flower you were just eaten by, and you grow a dozen yards or so taller in a couple of seconds, but unfortunately this causes you to tilt, and your petaled head succumbs to gravity and hits the ground. Everyone at the party notices and expresses shock and concern.

Try to lift the flower head back off the ground and water it

(1d6=3)
You are able to lift the giant flower head back up a bit, but it can't stand on its own so you are stuck there holding it. You pour a bottle of water on the ground below it, and some new giant leaves sprout. There's a giant aphid on one of the leaves, it burps gleefully.

Slither up behind the person trying to lift the flower and tickle them

(1d6=6) You tear holes and get dirt stains in your shirt as you literally slither over to the guy holding the flower and tickle him. This causes him to become paralyzed and fall to the ground stiff as a statue, and the flower falls over again.

Try to get myself out of this paralysis so I can hold the flower up

(Rolling d6=6 wow, what are the odds?)
You unparalyze yourself, but are in a non ending spasm right now. You somehow still hold up the flower during this. The one that tickled and paralyzed you is as surprised as you are

Try to make my leaves bitter to deter the giant aphid

(1d6=2) Try as you might you can't seem to change the taste of your leaves so the giant aphid continues to eat them.

Run to a location controlled by my supporters and have them kill the mob that's chasing me!

(1d6=1)
You run from the angry mob to one of your bases but they follow you. A huge battle occurs between them and your supporters, but eventually your forces are overwhelmed and defeated. The mob takes over your base and captures you, throwing you in a prison cell to be tried as a villainous dictator. Meanwhile they loot the goods from your base and then throw a party there celebrating your capture.

Slither away and find someone to help clean and sew up my shirt

(1d6=1) You try to ask for help with your shirt, but everyone keeps their distance from you.

Pick the giant aphid off the giant flower and crush it

[King Zultan]

(Quotamid trim and delinking. Apparently it is specifically the links that cause the issues according to a poster in a different thread)

Go around the world and prove to everyone that I'm the one who rules it.

(1d6=1)oh no
Turns out people aren’t very pleased about a worldwide dictator. The first person you decide to tell is the mayor, who then orders the police to form a barricade around the town, keeping you inside, while the townspeople are told by the police about a “pretender dictator” and are told to kill him. It appears you are now hunted down by the people in your town, your first rebellion has started

Be giant flower, try using the newly acquired nutrients to grow a taller stem to support my large petals

(1d6=6) You possess the flower you were just eaten by, and you grow a dozen yards or so taller in a couple of seconds, but unfortunately this causes you to tilt, and your petaled head succumbs to gravity and hits the ground. Everyone at the party notices and expresses shock and concern.

Try to lift the flower head back off the ground and water it

(1d6=3)
You are able to lift the giant flower head back up a bit, but it can't stand on its own so you are stuck there holding it. You pour a bottle of water on the ground below it, and some new giant leaves sprout. There's a giant aphid on one of the leaves, it burps gleefully.

Slither up behind the person trying to lift the flower and tickle them

(1d6=6) You tear holes and get dirt stains in your shirt as you literally slither over to the guy holding the flower and tickle him. This causes him to become paralyzed and fall to the ground stiff as a statue, and the flower falls over again.

Try to get myself out of this paralysis so I can hold the flower up

(Rolling d6=6 wow, what are the odds?)
You unparalyze yourself, but are in a non ending spasm right now. You somehow still hold up the flower during this. The one that tickled and paralyzed you is as surprised as you are

Try to make my leaves bitter to deter the giant aphid

(1d6=2) Try as you might you can't seem to change the taste of your leaves so the giant aphid continues to eat them.

Run to a location controlled by my supporters and have them kill the mob that's chasing me!

(1d6=1)
You run from the angry mob to one of your bases but they follow you. A huge battle occurs between them and your supporters, but eventually your forces are overwhelmed and defeated. The mob takes over your base and captures you, throwing you in a prison cell to be tried as a villainous dictator. Meanwhile they loot the goods from your base and then throw a party there celebrating your capture.

Slither away and find someone to help clean and sew up my shirt

(1d6=1) You try to ask for help with your shirt, but everyone keeps their distance from you.

Pick the giant aphid off the giant flower and crush it

(1d6= 3) It takes great effort to knock the giant aphid off the flower and even with your strongest blows you find yourself unable to crush despite wanting to.

Use the key I have hidden on my person to escape the cell and then use my hidden knife to stab whatever guards are around the cell.

[MeimieFan88]

(Quotamid trim and delinking. Apparently it is specifically the links that cause the issues according to a poster in a different thread)

Go around the world and prove to everyone that I'm the one who rules it.

(1d6=1)oh no
Turns out people aren’t very pleased about a worldwide dictator. The first person you decide to tell is the mayor, who then orders the police to form a barricade around the town, keeping you inside, while the townspeople are told by the police about a “pretender dictator” and are told to kill him. It appears you are now hunted down by the people in your town, your first rebellion has started

Be giant flower, try using the newly acquired nutrients to grow a taller stem to support my large petals

(1d6=6) You possess the flower you were just eaten by, and you grow a dozen yards or so taller in a couple of seconds, but unfortunately this causes you to tilt, and your petaled head succumbs to gravity and hits the ground. Everyone at the party notices and expresses shock and concern.

Try to lift the flower head back off the ground and water it

(1d6=3)
You are able to lift the giant flower head back up a bit, but it can't stand on its own so you are stuck there holding it. You pour a bottle of water on the ground below it, and some new giant leaves sprout. There's a giant aphid on one of the leaves, it burps gleefully.

Slither up behind the person trying to lift the flower and tickle them

(1d6=6) You tear holes and get dirt stains in your shirt as you literally slither over to the guy holding the flower and tickle him. This causes him to become paralyzed and fall to the ground stiff as a statue, and the flower falls over again.

Try to get myself out of this paralysis so I can hold the flower up

(Rolling d6=6 wow, what are the odds?)
You unparalyze yourself, but are in a non ending spasm right now. You somehow still hold up the flower during this. The one that tickled and paralyzed you is as surprised as you are

Try to make my leaves bitter to deter the giant aphid

(1d6=2) Try as you might you can't seem to change the taste of your leaves so the giant aphid continues to eat them.

Run to a location controlled by my supporters and have them kill the mob that's chasing me!

(1d6=1)
You run from the angry mob to one of your bases but they follow you. A huge battle occurs between them and your supporters, but eventually your forces are overwhelmed and defeated. The mob takes over your base and captures you, throwing you in a prison cell to be tried as a villainous dictator. Meanwhile they loot the goods from your base and then throw a party there celebrating your capture.

Slither away and find someone to help clean and sew up my shirt

(1d6=1) You try to ask for help with your shirt, but everyone keeps their distance from you.

Pick the giant aphid off the giant flower and crush it

(1d6= 3) It takes great effort to knock the giant aphid off the flower and even with your strongest blows you find yourself unable to crush despite wanting to.

Use the key I have hidden on my person to escape the cell and then use my hidden knife to stab whatever guards are around the cell.

(1d6=5) You take out your key and unlock the cell, sneaking up behind the guards and shanking them, easily disposing of them without being seen or heard by anyone. On the guards you find a gun, about $200 in cash, and even a police badge. The rest of the place is quiet and noone has a clue you've escaped yet.

Ambush one of the nearby people and steal their shirt.

[SuperDino85]

(Quotamid trim and delinking. Apparently it is specifically the links that cause the issues according to a poster in a different thread)

Go around the world and prove to everyone that I'm the one who rules it.

(1d6=1)oh no
Turns out people aren’t very pleased about a worldwide dictator. The first person you decide to tell is the mayor, who then orders the police to form a barricade around the town, keeping you inside, while the townspeople are told by the police about a “pretender dictator” and are told to kill him. It appears you are now hunted down by the people in your town, your first rebellion has started

Be giant flower, try using the newly acquired nutrients to grow a taller stem to support my large petals

(1d6=6) You possess the flower you were just eaten by, and you grow a dozen yards or so taller in a couple of seconds, but unfortunately this causes you to tilt, and your petaled head succumbs to gravity and hits the ground. Everyone at the party notices and expresses shock and concern.

Try to lift the flower head back off the ground and water it

(1d6=3)
You are able to lift the giant flower head back up a bit, but it can't stand on its own so you are stuck there holding it. You pour a bottle of water on the ground below it, and some new giant leaves sprout. There's a giant aphid on one of the leaves, it burps gleefully.

Slither up behind the person trying to lift the flower and tickle them

(1d6=6) You tear holes and get dirt stains in your shirt as you literally slither over to the guy holding the flower and tickle him. This causes him to become paralyzed and fall to the ground stiff as a statue, and the flower falls over again.

Try to get myself out of this paralysis so I can hold the flower up

(Rolling d6=6 wow, what are the odds?)
You unparalyze yourself, but are in a non ending spasm right now. You somehow still hold up the flower during this. The one that tickled and paralyzed you is as surprised as you are

Try to make my leaves bitter to deter the giant aphid

(1d6=2) Try as you might you can't seem to change the taste of your leaves so the giant aphid continues to eat them.

Run to a location controlled by my supporters and have them kill the mob that's chasing me!

(1d6=1)
You run from the angry mob to one of your bases but they follow you. A huge battle occurs between them and your supporters, but eventually your forces are overwhelmed and defeated. The mob takes over your base and captures you, throwing you in a prison cell to be tried as a villainous dictator. Meanwhile they loot the goods from your base and then throw a party there celebrating your capture.

Slither away and find someone to help clean and sew up my shirt

(1d6=1) You try to ask for help with your shirt, but everyone keeps their distance from you.

Pick the giant aphid off the giant flower and crush it

(1d6= 3) It takes great effort to knock the giant aphid off the flower and even with your strongest blows you find yourself unable to crush despite wanting to.

Use the key I have hidden on my person to escape the cell and then use my hidden knife to stab whatever guards are around the cell.

(1d6=5) You take out your key and unlock the cell, sneaking up behind the guards and shanking them, easily disposing of them without being seen or heard by anyone. On the guards you find a gun, about $200 in cash, and even a police badge. The rest of the place is quiet and noone has a clue you've escaped yet.

Ambush one of the nearby people and steal their shirt.

(1d6=5) you swipe a shirt off of someone. They look around confused.

Place the aphid on the guy that just stole a shirt

[MeimieFan88]

(Quotamid trim and delinking. Apparently it is specifically the links that cause the issues according to a poster in a different thread)

Go around the world and prove to everyone that I'm the one who rules it.

(1d6=1)oh no
Turns out people aren’t very pleased about a worldwide dictator. The first person you decide to tell is the mayor, who then orders the police to form a barricade around the town, keeping you inside, while the townspeople are told by the police about a “pretender dictator” and are told to kill him. It appears you are now hunted down by the people in your town, your first rebellion has started

Be giant flower, try using the newly acquired nutrients to grow a taller stem to support my large petals

(1d6=6) You possess the flower you were just eaten by, and you grow a dozen yards or so taller in a couple of seconds, but unfortunately this causes you to tilt, and your petaled head succumbs to gravity and hits the ground. Everyone at the party notices and expresses shock and concern.

Try to lift the flower head back off the ground and water it

(1d6=3)
You are able to lift the giant flower head back up a bit, but it can't stand on its own so you are stuck there holding it. You pour a bottle of water on the ground below it, and some new giant leaves sprout. There's a giant aphid on one of the leaves, it burps gleefully.

Slither up behind the person trying to lift the flower and tickle them

(1d6=6) You tear holes and get dirt stains in your shirt as you literally slither over to the guy holding the flower and tickle him. This causes him to become paralyzed and fall to the ground stiff as a statue, and the flower falls over again.

Try to get myself out of this paralysis so I can hold the flower up

(Rolling d6=6 wow, what are the odds?)
You unparalyze yourself, but are in a non ending spasm right now. You somehow still hold up the flower during this. The one that tickled and paralyzed you is as surprised as you are

Try to make my leaves bitter to deter the giant aphid

(1d6=2) Try as you might you can't seem to change the taste of your leaves so the giant aphid continues to eat them.

Run to a location controlled by my supporters and have them kill the mob that's chasing me!

(1d6=1)
You run from the angry mob to one of your bases but they follow you. A huge battle occurs between them and your supporters, but eventually your forces are overwhelmed and defeated. The mob takes over your base and captures you, throwing you in a prison cell to be tried as a villainous dictator. Meanwhile they loot the goods from your base and then throw a party there celebrating your capture.

Slither away and find someone to help clean and sew up my shirt

(1d6=1) You try to ask for help with your shirt, but everyone keeps their distance from you.

Pick the giant aphid off the giant flower and crush it

(1d6= 3) It takes great effort to knock the giant aphid off the flower and even with your strongest blows you find yourself unable to crush despite wanting to.

Use the key I have hidden on my person to escape the cell and then use my hidden knife to stab whatever guards are around the cell.

(1d6=5) You take out your key and unlock the cell, sneaking up behind the guards and shanking them, easily disposing of them without being seen or heard by anyone. On the guards you find a gun, about $200 in cash, and even a police badge. The rest of the place is quiet and noone has a clue you've escaped yet.

Ambush one of the nearby people and steal their shirt.

(1d6=5) you swipe a shirt off of someone. They look around confused.

Place the aphid on the guy that just stole a shirt

[6] You place the aphid on the guy that just stole a shirt. The aphid seems to go berserk as soon as it is placed there. It rips the shirt that the guy stole and then pins him on the ground, barring its chitinous mandibles. Acidic saliva drips on the ground next to the guy.

Tell the aphid to get off of me and go seek self transcendence in the temples of Asdfasdfa.

[King Zultan]

(Quotamid trim and delinking. Apparently it is specifically the links that cause the issues according to a poster in a different thread)

Go around the world and prove to everyone that I'm the one who rules it.

(1d6=1)oh no
Turns out people aren’t very pleased about a worldwide dictator. The first person you decide to tell is the mayor, who then orders the police to form a barricade around the town, keeping you inside, while the townspeople are told by the police about a “pretender dictator” and are told to kill him. It appears you are now hunted down by the people in your town, your first rebellion has started

Be giant flower, try using the newly acquired nutrients to grow a taller stem to support my large petals

(1d6=6) You possess the flower you were just eaten by, and you grow a dozen yards or so taller in a couple of seconds, but unfortunately this causes you to tilt, and your petaled head succumbs to gravity and hits the ground. Everyone at the party notices and expresses shock and concern.

Try to lift the flower head back off the ground and water it

(1d6=3)
You are able to lift the giant flower head back up a bit, but it can't stand on its own so you are stuck there holding it. You pour a bottle of water on the ground below it, and some new giant leaves sprout. There's a giant aphid on one of the leaves, it burps gleefully.

Slither up behind the person trying to lift the flower and tickle them

(1d6=6) You tear holes and get dirt stains in your shirt as you literally slither over to the guy holding the flower and tickle him. This causes him to become paralyzed and fall to the ground stiff as a statue, and the flower falls over again.

Try to get myself out of this paralysis so I can hold the flower up

(Rolling d6=6 wow, what are the odds?)
You unparalyze yourself, but are in a non ending spasm right now. You somehow still hold up the flower during this. The one that tickled and paralyzed you is as surprised as you are

Try to make my leaves bitter to deter the giant aphid

(1d6=2) Try as you might you can't seem to change the taste of your leaves so the giant aphid continues to eat them.

Run to a location controlled by my supporters and have them kill the mob that's chasing me!

(1d6=1)
You run from the angry mob to one of your bases but they follow you. A huge battle occurs between them and your supporters, but eventually your forces are overwhelmed and defeated. The mob takes over your base and captures you, throwing you in a prison cell to be tried as a villainous dictator. Meanwhile they loot the goods from your base and then throw a party there celebrating your capture.

Slither away and find someone to help clean and sew up my shirt

(1d6=1) You try to ask for help with your shirt, but everyone keeps their distance from you.

Pick the giant aphid off the giant flower and crush it

(1d6= 3) It takes great effort to knock the giant aphid off the flower and even with your strongest blows you find yourself unable to crush despite wanting to.

Use the key I have hidden on my person to escape the cell and then use my hidden knife to stab whatever guards are around the cell.

(1d6=5) You take out your key and unlock the cell, sneaking up behind the guards and shanking them, easily disposing of them without being seen or heard by anyone. On the guards you find a gun, about $200 in cash, and even a police badge. The rest of the place is quiet and noone has a clue you've escaped yet.

Ambush one of the nearby people and steal their shirt.

(1d6=5) you swipe a shirt off of someone. They look around confused.

Place the aphid on the guy that just stole a shirt

[6] You place the aphid on the guy that just stole a shirt. The aphid seems to go berserk as soon as it is placed there. It rips the shirt that the guy stole and then pins him on the ground, barring its chitinous mandibles. Acidic saliva drips on the ground next to the guy.

Tell the aphid to get off of me and go seek self transcendence in the temples of Asdfasdfa.

(1d6=4) You tell the aphid to seek transcendence in the temple, it sits there for a second before getting off of you and wondering off, your not sure if it went to the temple or not but at least it's off of you.

Hide and wait until night fall and make my escape from the building.