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[EuchreJack]

Let Your luck

Domino



Luck is not enough of a strategy.

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Hypocrite!
 

[King Zultan]

He's sending us mixed messages, what do we do?

[Scoops Novel]

Someone once said "Now I'm older I feel more, I hear more, I see more." Nah. The true reward is to see what your seeing

[Scoops Novel]

The forbidden fruit isn't actually one of your five a day, but... uh... there's got to be a better time period

[King Zultan]

Telling me the fruit is forbidden just makes me want it even more.

[EuchreJack]

The Forbidden Fruit is the Banana.
It's vital source of Potassium and some Magnesium, which I desperately need.  Thus I continue to consume them. They're also quite cheap.

Why are they so cheap? Ah, now you can know why the Banana is the Forbidden Fruit.
For it is grown cheaply via exploitation of South American Countries. 
Their people live under death squads in abject poverty so my bananas can come regularly and cheaply.

God Bless America (by which I obviously mean the United States, since we actively are fucking with the other North & South American countries)

[King Zultan]

I thought bananas were the forbidden fruit because they remind some people of dongs....

[Scoops Novel]

Know yourself well, but not too well

[EuchreJack]

I thought bananas were the forbidden fruit because they remind some people of dongs....

You're thinking of Cucumbers.

[Scoops Novel]

Just Do Something

[EuchreJack]

Just Do Something

NO.

I resist the tyranny of productivity! Toil no longer, wage slaves of the world!
Goof off on company time, and stick it to The Man Scoops Novel!

[Scoops Novel]

Hey, you did something.

[King Zultan]

In the act of telling others to do noting he himself did something, thus ending his nothing streak.

I thought bananas were the forbidden fruit because they remind some people of dongs....

You're thinking of Cucumbers.

I've heard people say banana as well, but the one I don't get is eggplant, pretty sure you'd have a serous medical problem if your dong looked like an eggplant.

[Ziusudra]

I thought bananas were the forbidden fruit because they remind some people of dongs....

You're thinking of Cucumbers.

I've heard people say banana as well, but the one I don't get is eggplant, pretty sure you'd have a serous medical problem if your dong looked like an eggplant.

That's true of bananas and cucumbers too, though, whether we're talking color or shape.

[Scoops Novel]

"People, Fickle"