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Author Topic: Quotes thread  (Read 40491 times)

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Re: Quotes thread
« Reply #135 on: July 04, 2022, 11:18:50 pm »

Link to the old quotes thread (pretty good)

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« Reply #136 on: July 07, 2022, 06:22:19 pm »

Learn it AND Enjoy It
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« Reply #137 on: July 08, 2022, 12:49:03 am »

Walk it off!
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« Reply #138 on: July 08, 2022, 07:34:22 am »

Din't wash thi neck in it!
- one of my old scoutmasters, old-soldier type almost certainly though I never ever asked, but can't quite get the accent right in pure text...
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« Reply #139 on: July 08, 2022, 05:29:32 pm »

Make your sword sharp
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Re: Quotes thread
« Reply #140 on: July 09, 2022, 05:57:45 am »

The pen is mighter than the sword, but paper cuts more people than both

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« Reply #141 on: July 09, 2022, 02:45:33 pm »

"The pen is mightier than the sword… only if the sword is very small and the pen is very sharp." - As amended to honour the late Olaf Quimby II, one time Patrician, by the Ankh-Morpork Bureau of Measurements that he had founded exactly to ensure such degrees of accuracy in everyday metaphors.
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Re: Quotes thread
« Reply #142 on: July 09, 2022, 03:59:31 pm »



D&D item. Uses blood as ink.
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« Reply #143 on: July 10, 2022, 02:08:28 am »

Pensword, bad at being a sword, bad at being a pen, what is it good for nobody knows.
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« Reply #144 on: July 10, 2022, 05:02:52 am »

You have to admit, writing with it would be good exercise.
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« Reply #145 on: July 10, 2022, 08:38:49 am »

Your sources of strength should not be obverted
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« Reply #146 on: July 11, 2022, 02:55:33 am »

You have to admit, writing with it would be good exercise.
Get swole by writing a book!
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Re: Quotes thread
« Reply #147 on: July 11, 2022, 03:24:54 am »

I imagine it's pen sized. The blood-for-ink comes from it constantly cutting into your between-thumb-and-pointy-finger flesh-flärps
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Re: Quotes thread
« Reply #148 on: July 11, 2022, 09:50:34 am »

Pensword, bad at being a sword, bad at being a pen, what is it good for nobody knows.
Attaining supreme penmanship

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Re: Quotes thread
« Reply #149 on: July 12, 2022, 07:56:28 pm »

Let Your luck
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