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King Zultan

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Re: Quotes thread
« Reply #90 on: July 25, 2021, 04:07:26 am »

"There are two types of people in the world, those who are alive and those who are dead."
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« Reply #91 on: July 25, 2021, 10:04:58 am »

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« Reply #92 on: July 27, 2021, 09:31:12 am »

Power is exhausting
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« Reply #93 on: July 27, 2021, 05:40:21 pm »

Beware bare bear arms bearing arms.
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« Reply #94 on: July 28, 2021, 02:18:21 am »

I have the right to arm bears!
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« Reply #95 on: November 12, 2021, 04:56:29 pm »

"You never have just a hammer"
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« Reply #96 on: December 23, 2021, 08:54:56 pm »

"True genius keeps things so simple they merely think of themselves as smart. Those who call themselves such can be merely sophisticated"
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« Reply #97 on: December 24, 2021, 02:13:47 am »

"I need a bigger hammer."
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Re: Quotes thread
« Reply #98 on: December 24, 2021, 02:12:11 pm »

"Love may make the World Go Round, but Hate pays the bills."

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« Reply #99 on: December 24, 2021, 07:03:01 pm »

"Merry Christmas!"
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« Reply #100 on: December 25, 2021, 05:42:04 am »

"It's Christmas where's the gifts?"
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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« Reply #101 on: December 26, 2021, 10:44:45 am »

"'You can rule me out,' I said. 'I'm not involved. Not involved,' I repeated. It had been an article of my creed. The human condition being what it was, let them fight, let them love, let them murder, I would not be involved. My fellow journalists called themselves correspondents; I preferred the title of reporter. I wrote what I saw. I took no action - even an opinion is a kind of action."   
-Graham Greene, The Quiet American.   
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« Reply #102 on: May 05, 2022, 08:36:16 am »

Surf the Throes of your Flow
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« Reply #103 on: May 06, 2022, 11:02:32 am »

Demand positivity - Use negativity
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« Reply #104 on: May 06, 2022, 12:01:50 pm »

I've had the following (maybe slightly paraphrased) going through my mind today, for no obvious reason...

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I'd like to have enough money to buy an elephant.
(Someone asks "Why do you want an elephant?")
Oh, I don't, I just want the money.

Really not at all sure where it's from (at least a few decades old, might have been decades old even then). Maybe someone like Marx (i.e. Groucho or Chico, probably not Harpo!), Eric Morecambe, or just some random variety comedian/film-funnyman, but I'm sure it came from that sort of field.

But it's a quote, and so I commend it to you all. Ignore it at your leisure!
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