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[Stirk]

"That is because you normally play a lizard! Nobody would show up to game tournaments to watch people play if they didn't talk during it!"





"I summon Slimy Tentacle and flip over my duel Ninja Schoolgirl Waifus!"

Ninja Schoolgirl 1 takes out Whipper, Ninja Schoolgirl 2 takes out Winged Snake, leaving a field covered in nothing but tentacles!

[Supernerd]

"I... Huh. That sssort of makesss sssenssse? Yet I feel that mussst be wrong sssomehow. You know. Becaussse you are the one who sssaid it."

Brisk draws a card.

Brisk plays a Winged Snake!


Winged Snake and one Slimy Tentacle attack your Slimy Tentacle, destroying it. Winged snake has 1 heart left and Brisk's first tentacle expends its ability.

The other tentacle attacks you directly. After going through hald your respective decks, Brisk finally draws first blood and you lose 2 hearts!

Spoiler: Brisk's Stats (click to show/hide)

22 Hearts
2 Stars
7 Cards in hand.

Cards in Play:
Ability expended

1/3 Hearts

[Stirk]

"When have I ever been wrong? Its more likely that the science lab will spontaneously burst into flames than it is for me to be wrong even once during this duel!"

G3 throws down a Walking Dead Waifu

[Supernerd]

Brisk draws a card...

Brisk plays Winged Snake!



Both Winged Snakes attack Walking Dead, destroying it twice and getting it off the field. One snake is destroyed while the other now has 2 hearts.

Both Slimy Tentacles attack directly to deal 4 damage! (G3 now has 16 hearts)

Spoiler: Brisk's Stats (click to show/hide)

22 Hearts
2 Stars
7 Cards in hand.

Cards in Play:
Ability expended

2/3 Hearts

[Stirk]

"You think you can get ahead with an assault from your tentacles, snakes, and cheating...but just when you think the protagonist is loosing that is when he turns things around!"

G3 immediately plays the card he draws! If you didn't know any better you might think he forgot the cards in his hand, but he'd never do that!

[Supernerd]

Brisk looks at you incredulously.
"Well. If you're sssome kind of protagonissst, at leassst you're not sssome kind of Mary Sssue!"

Brisk plays Winged Snake!



Both of Brisk's Winged Snakes attack your walking dead, destroying it twice! One winged snake is reduced to 1 heart, while the other now has 2 hearts.

Both Slimy Tentacles attack you directly to deal 4 damage! (G3 now has 12 hearts)

Spoiler: Brisk's Stats (click to show/hide)

22 Hearts
2 Stars
7 Cards in hand.

Cards in Play:
Ability expended

1/3 Hearts
2/3 Hearts

[Stirk]

"Don't praise the writing team yet! You're just asking for a dues ex machina!"

In what the audience is clearly supposed to understand is an attempt to get past Brisk leering at the cards in his hand, G3 draws a card and plays it without looking!

[Supernerd]

"If you're having trouble holding onto your cardsss, I think there are like, thessse triangular card holder thingiesss that you can use to hold your cardsss even if you lack dexterity in your handsss."

Brisk draws a card.

Brisk plays Chameleon!


The two Slimy Tentacles attack Masochist Knight Waifu, leaving it with (4-2+1-2+1) 2 Hearts!

Spoiler: Brisk's Stats (click to show/hide)

22 Hearts
2 Stars
7 Cards in hand.

Cards in Play:
Ability expended

1/3 Hearts
2/3 Hearts

[Stirk]

"Oh believe me my hands are very dexterous."

He then flips over the next card straight onto the field!

[Supernerd]

This game appears to be unwinnable for you at this point. As nothing is at stake in this battle you may want to consider conceding the match. I doubt G3 would do that, but the option is there.

"Gross"

Brisk draws a card.

Brisk plays Fallen Paladin!


Its effect deals 1 damage to your Slimy Tentacl, activating its effect.
The Winged Snake with 1 heart remaining attacks Slimy Tentacle and both are destroyed.
(The first) Slimy Tentacle attacks Masochist Knight Waifu dealing 2 damage to it, destroying it!
(The second) Slimy Tentacle, The 2 heart Winged Snake, and the Chameleon attack you to deal a total of 5 damage! (This leaves you with 7 hearts).

Spoiler: Brisk's Stats (click to show/hide)

22 Hearts
2 Stars
7 Cards in hand.

Cards in Play:
Ability expended

2/3 Hearts

[Stirk]

He will not.

"DRAW MONSTER CARDO!"

[Supernerd]

Brisk draws a card...

Brisk looks over the field, and decides he does not need to play a card this turn.
Winged Snake attacks Shotgun Android Waifu, and both are destroyed.

Both Slimy Tentacles, Fallen Paladin and Chameleon attack directly to deal 8 damage!

As G3 is out of hearts, this ends the game!

[Supernerd]

Later, at Lunchtime on Day 3, G3 challenged last year's school CYOGTCG Champion!

Emo bang sensei informs G3 that he will let him choose who goes first. You can post your first action or declare you are going second. Or I guess you can also insist that your opponent choose instead. You know, in case you want to make sure you lose any possible advantages that you might be able to get from choosing who goes first or second.

[Stirk]

Good call narrator.

"You pick. Makes no difference to me."

[Supernerd]

Emo bang senpai looks bemused for a moment.
Your classmate Willow chimes in. "You go first G3. I want to see you struggle for as long as possible."

EBS shrugs. "Alright. You're going first."