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[King Zultan]

Spend the .01 BTC on new license plates and a fresh coat of paint for the van.


(Do I need to wait until the turn is done to add the suppressor to inventory?)
Buy a SOCOM556 RC2 Supressor for .12 BTC.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Money:
 $9,850 Cash
 0.655 BTC

Assets:
 Trauma Kit
 2 Duffel bags
 Burner smartphone
 880 rounds of 5.56x45 Nato FMJ
 Mk18 CQBR (30/30)
 3 30 round PMAG mags (30/30)
 
Safehouse, Working Class Neighborhood:
Pablo
Background: Pablo was the only son of a plumber. One day a cartel sicario drowned his dad in a toilet bowl and he was left to fend for himself.
Health: 2
Status effects:
Armor:
Accuracy: 0.032 (50m)
Reflexes: D6
Hauling: 1
Skills: Sanitary Engineering - This character knows how to change a pipe or two.

[Aigre Excalibur]

Turn 3

Purchases:

ConscriptFive gives Michael Moov a forever home and buys a P226 Mk25, phone and Ramen for them. Mr Moov then jacks a sports car - a brand new Volvo S90.

Nagant Wetworks/M1895 buys a SOCOM556 RC2 Suppressor.

Jack’s Bankfiends buys a Mk18 CQBR, 3 Spare 30 round PMAG magazines, and a box of Box of 1000 5.56x45 Nato FMJ.

King Zultan buys a SOCOM556 RC2 Supressor for .12 BTC, and Pablo steals a van. - no just add it to the inventory.

Mr. Moov has a white jacket with a scorpion on its back tailor made. He commissions a jacket of the finest grade leather. He spends $500 of ConscriptFive’s money on it.

Aberfield Society/Flazeo25 gives Melissa Malice a forever home and buys 1 Burner Smartphone, 1 Workman’s Disguise, 3 Trauma Kits, 1 Mk18 CQBR, 2 Spare Mags for it and 2 Box of 1000 5.56x45 Nato FMJ. for 0.29 BTC & $200.

Meta Updates:

The item shops will be rationalized. Item quantities have no practical limit. It’s just the variety and types that will change. If i want a rare item auction shop, it will be separate from the item shops.

BTCUSD hovers steadily at around $40,400 from $39,000 last turn.

News

A spate of shootings have rocked Sleepy Suburbia. In nice big house street, a man was shot on his own porch as a thief made off with his precious Volvo S90. Later today another thief took a work van. When he was stopped by police officers, he shot both officers dead.

National News Network interviews Mr Johnson, who is in hospital after being shot in the face by a car thief:
“I’ve never seen any crime in my whole life here in Sleepy Suburbia.” He says. “I could park my car anyplace and not had to worry about no thieves! I feel like my whole world is shattered. I just hope that our police chief will do something these people it if he wants to be reelected.”

We asked the Police chief for a statement. “Sleepy Suburbia was a low crime neighborhood that needed little intervention. I will do my best to ask the mayor for additional funding to protect ourselves from undesirable elements who would disturb our peace. I vow to bring the perpetrators who shot Mr Johnson and my two officers to justice.

Spoiler: Available Casing locations: (click to show/hide)

Baby’s First Bank - Sleepy Suburbia.
Description: Located in a safe, upper-class neighbourhood with an air of carefree ease. Country clubs and elite schools are the foundations of the astronomical property prices in the area. There is a small police station that can respond in seconds within the neighborhood, the police station is undermanned and can be preemptively hit during a robbery.

The Ying Yang Seafood Restaurant Rumour has it that this chinese restaurant in the sleepy suburbs is a money laundering front for human traffickers. You may be able to delve deeper into their operations on top of raiding them for their cash.

Spoiler: Available Heists (click to show/hide)

Operation Crime Pays - Owned by Jack’s Bankfiends and Nagant Wetworks
Warehouse Grow Operation Identified as a target
Drug Dealer’s parents’ bungalow  identified as a target

Spoiler: Micro Heists (click to show/hide)

Grand Theft Auto Seek a random Sedan or Minivan on the street and jack it. Cost of fresh license plates and removal of electronic tracking systems may still apply.

Rob a small business The bourgeoise, great or little, are still capitalist scum from which wealth can be redistributed from. Find a standalone petrol station or liquor store or shop of some kind and grab their things.

Rob an illegal business Gangs rove about like packs of dogs preying on the poor. You can whack a few street gangs as they go about attempting to sell drugs and possibly gather information on their bigger stashes. Criminals are more likely to use their guns than civilians.

Spoiler: Available Recruits (click to show/hide)

Streetrats cost 1 Safehouse, Working Class

Abigail Arson
Background: Abigail was put in a girl’s home many years ago after burning her house down and killing everyone in it. She then escaped from said girl’s home by burning it down. She is answering the call to start a promising criminal career in the hopes to find a patron that shares her dream of watching the world burn.
Health: 2
Status effects:
Armor:
Accuracy: 0.032 (50m)
Reflexes: D8
Hauling: 1
Skills:
Pyromaniac - Although an ammateur, she performs exceptionally well when setting things on fire.

Ryan Rotchild
Background: He came from a broken home with 3 fathers and 2 mothers. When he emancipated himself, he found himself utterly unemployable.
Health: 2
Status effects:
Armor:
Accuracy: 0.032 (50m)
Reflexes: D4
Hauling: 1
Skills:
Wormtongue - this character is used to weedling others to get his way.

Faye Jamali
Faye was a medical student who developed an Opioid addiction. She left several people dead after her negligence caused patients to be wrongly medicated. She is hungry for money and willing to work, but still needs constant medicating to stay sane.
Health: 1
Status effects: Opioid addiction, feed her Morphine or depressants daily.
Armor:
Accuracy: 0.064 (25m)
Reflexes: D6
Hauling: 1
Skills: Medicine - Undergraduate

Lim
Lim’s parents moved to the west many years ago to find a better future for themselves and their family. They wanted Lim to become a doctor, so he could take other people’s money. When his grades were not good enough for medical school, they disowned him. So he killed them.
Health: 2
Status Effects: anger issues.
Armor:
Accuracy: 0.032 (50m)
Reflexes: D6
Hauling: 1
Skills: Affinity for Murder.

Spoiler: Terrorist Camp Upgrades: (click to show/hide)

Outdoor Range: Allows improvement of base accuracy stats for ammo expenditure.
Current Level: 0
Current investment: 0
Next level at: $2,000

Shoothouse: CQB training Environment. Improves reflexes and assorted combat skills.
Current Level: 0
Current investment: 0
Next level at: $25,000

Assorted training grounds and technical schools:
Facilities can be built to teach and upgrade skills related to just about anything:
Diving schools
Explosives test site.
Flight Simulators

Airfield: Unlocks air support options. Mercenary pilots with their own helicopters/planes may be available for rent.
Current Level: 0
Current investment: 0
Next level at: $50,000

Arms Dealer: Upgrades the shop to increase the quantity and quality of items brought in.
Current investment: 0
Currently brings in gear in a single pickup truck.

Medical Centre Used for surgery and restoring lost healthpoints. Upgrades improves the effectiveness. Also acts as a care centre for crippled operators until they can be given prosthetics.
Current Level: 0
Current investment: 0
Next level at: $500,000

Incinerator: On-site body disposal, for when operators bring their work home.
Cost: 500,000

On Base recreation: For flavor. Build a rec centre for operators to relax while on base.

Corporate Lounges: For flavor. Read heist reports in style and while properly addled with alcohol.

Spoiler: stolen vehicles shop (click to show/hide)

Generic Stolen Sedan Car - 0.40 BTC Multiple available
Health: 10
Armor: N/A
Top Speed: ~40m/s
Passengers & Cargo: 1 Driver +3 Passengers. Each passenger can be swapped for 2 duffel bags. 4 Duffel bag boot Capacity.


Generic Stolen Minivan - 0.40 BTC Multiple available
Health: 10
Armor: N/A
Top Speed: ~33 m/s
Passengers & Cargo: 1 Driver + 1 passenger in the cabin. Cabin Passengers can be swapped for 2 Duffel Bags. 24 Duffel Bag capacity in the cargo area. 4 duffel bags can be swapped for 1 passenger.

Spoiler: Gun Shop (click to show/hide)

Mk18 CQBR - 0.20000000 BTC
Attacks: 1D6+1
Reflex Bonus: D3 (adds 3 to the size of the reflexes Dice)
Maximum Accuracy: 0.005333
Magazines: 1 30 round PMAG
Ammunition: 5.56x45 NATO FMJ - 1 Damage
Status: Pristine

M4 Block II - 0.2000000 BTC
Attacks: 1D6+1
Reflex Bonus: +D2 (adds 2 to the size of the reflexes dice)
Maximum Accuracy: 0.0032 radians
Magnification: N/A
Magazines: 1 30 round PMAG
Ammunition: 5.56x45 NATO FMJ - 1 Damage
Status: Pristine

30 round PMAG - 0.01000000 BTC

1000 rounds of 5.56x45 NATO FMJ - 0.05000000 BTC

SOCOM556 RC2 Supressor - 0.10000000 BTC
Instead of alerting the entire city to the gunfight, sound should carry a much shorter distance now. (like across a whole street.)

EOTech HWS 512 - 0.10000000 BTC
Adds 1 Reflexes Dice at ranges up to 50m
Doubles Accuracy at ranges up to 50m
Uses 2 AA batteries per 2500 hours of operation

G33 Magnifier - 0.10000000 BTC
Provides 3x Magnification with a reflex optic.

P226 Mk25 - 0.15000000 BTC
Attacks: 1D3
Reflex Bonus: +5 to the size of reflexes Dice
Maximum Accuracy: 0.032
Magnification:
Magazines: 20 round Magazine
Ammunition: 9mm Parabellum - 1 Damage
Status: Pristine

Sig Sauer MPX - 0.20000000 BTC
Attacks: 1D6+1
Reflex Bonus: +D2
Maximum Accuracy: 0.004
Magnification:
Magazines: 30 round box magazine
Ammunition: 9mm Parabellum
Status: Pristine

20 round P226 Magazine - 0.01000000 BTC

Osprey 9 9mm Supressor - 0.10000000 BTC

1000 rounds of 9mm Parabellum - 0.05000000 BTC

Level 3A Ballistic Vest with slots for Front,back,left-right side plates - 0.20000000 BTC
40% Coverage
Carries up to 4 Ballistic Plates
Polyethylene Level 3+ Ballistic Plates: 0.10000000 BTC

Spoiler: illegal electronics shop (click to show/hide)

Items are always available

Burner Smartphones - 0.05000000 BTC

Wireless Jammer - 0.10000000 BTC Disrupts specific radio frequencies. Currently tuned to cellular phone frequencies by default. An advanced operator can use radio devices with greater precision and perform counter-counter measures.

Spoiler: Hardware shop, Always available (click to show/hide)

Electric Mechanical Drill - $2000
Strength 3

Replacement Drill Bit set - $400

Oxyacelytene Torch 0.10000000 BTC
Strength 5
Extra fuel for Oxyacelytene Toch - 0.05000000 BTC

Oxygen Lance 0.50000000 BTC
Strength 10
Extra Fuel mix - 0.10000000 BTC

Concrete excavation drill 0.50000000 BTC
Strength 10
Replacement Drill bits - 0.10000000 BTC

Extra

Spoiler: Other Items (click to show/hide)

Items are always available

Trauma Kits - $50
First aid kit specialized for bullet and puncture wounds. Contains Field dressings with clotting agents. Chest seals. 1 use.

Standalone Morphine Vial - $50
Produces anesthetic and depressant effects. Helps with anxiety. Highly addictive.

Workman’s disguise - $50
A jumpsuit and optional hardhat to dress an operator like a generic workman to get into restricted spaces without too many questions asked.

Spoiler: Catering (click to show/hide)

Today’s Catering is brought to you by Nation's Giant Hamburgers. A full belly makes a happy, healthy operator and is a small gesture to show that you care.

American Breakfast: Two Eggs, Toast, Hasbrowns and Bacon - $12
Giant Bacon Cheeseburger - $12
Wild Salmon Burger - $11
Harvester Burger (Vegan) - $8
Chili Cheese Dog - $10

Chili Cheese Fries - $8
Onion Rings - $5
Bowl of Chili and Crackers - $5

Apple Pie - $7
Banana Crème Pie - $7
Boysenberry Pie - $7
Pumpkin Pie $7
Strawberry Cheesecake - $9

Soda Milkshake - $6
Diet Soda - $4
Sodas - $4

Spoiler: property market (click to show/hide)

Unlock after first successful heist

Spoiler: bitcoin exchange (click to show/hide)

Minimum purchase: 0.01 BTC

USD -> 1 BTC: $42,000
1 BTC -> USD: $38,000

[Aigre Excalibur]

Spend the .01 BTC on new license plates and a fresh coat of paint for the van.


(Do I need to wait until the turn is done to add the suppressor to inventory?)
Buy a SOCOM556 RC2 Supressor for .12 BTC.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Money:
 $9,850 Cash
 0.655 BTC

Assets:
 Trauma Kit
 2 Duffel bags
 Burner smartphone
 880 rounds of 5.56x45 Nato FMJ
 Mk18 CQBR (30/30)
 3 30 round PMAG mags (30/30)
 
Safehouse, Working Class Neighborhood:
Pablo
Background: Pablo was the only son of a plumber. One day a cartel sicario drowned his dad in a toilet bowl and he was left to fend for himself.
Health: 2
Status effects:
Armor:
Accuracy: 0.032 (50m)
Reflexes: D6
Hauling: 1
Skills: Sanitary Engineering - This character knows how to change a pipe or two.

Just add stuff straight to your inventory when you buy them. I assumed Pablo had a silencer so he didn't wake the entire city and the city next door with gunfire.

[King Zultan]

I'm willing to offer my services to the heist if people are interested.

(Does the van have different stats than the ones you gave for mini vans?)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Money:
 $9,850 Cash
 0.525 BTC

Assets:
 Trauma Kit
 2 Duffel bags
 Burner smartphone
 870 rounds of 5.56x45 Nato FMJ
 Mk18 CQBR (30/30)
 3 30 round PMAG mags (30/30)
 SOCOM556 RC2 Supressor
 Van
 
Safehouse, Working Class Neighborhood:
Pablo
Background: Pablo was the only son of a plumber. One day a cartel sicario drowned his dad in a toilet bowl and he was left to fend for himself.
Health: 2
Status effects:
Armor:
Accuracy: 0.032 (50m)
Reflexes: D6
Hauling: 1
Skills: Sanitary Engineering - This character knows how to change a pipe or two.

[flazeo25]

ActActAct:
Buy 1 SOCOM556 RC2 Suppressor and 1 Generic Stolen Minivan for 0.5 BTC.
Buy 4 Duffle Bags for $200 if possible.

Spoiler:  Aberfield Society (click to show/hide)

Assets:
$9,800 Cash
0.21 BTC
1 Safehouse, Working Class Neighborhood - Occupied by Melissa Malice.
Associates:
Melissa Malice
Melissa was a troubled child who kept making authority figures around her meet unfortunate accidents. One day her parents both died and the system tried to put her in homes. She escaped and roamed the streets, looking for a place to belong while leaving a body count of acquaintances who met unfortunate ends.
Health: 2
Status effects:
Armor:
Accuracy: 0.032 (50m)
Reflexes: D6
Hauling: 1
Skills: Scrappy murderess - Melissa can find a way to kill people with minimal resources.
Gear:
1 Burner Smartphone
1 Workman's Disguise
3 Trauma Kits
1 Mk18 CQBR
2 30 round PMAG mags (30/30)
2 1000 Boxes of 5.56x45 Nato FMJ
1 SOCOM556 RC2 Suppressor
1 Generic Stolen Minivan

[ConscriptFive]

See rewrite below.

"Rise and shine, Mikeyboy.  Hey, when was the last time you went to the mall?"

"Uh... I dunno.  My parents used to go there with me back when I was a kid?  Does anybody go to the mall anymore?"

"Exactly..."

After a short drive, Michael Moov and his handler arrive at the Lone Pine Galleria.  Signs posted "RETAIL SPACE VACANT" and advertising tens of thousands of sq feet are plastered all over the outside.

"Huh, sir.  The place looks closed."

"Not to ACE, Mikeyboy."

Entering though the Sears entrance, his handler quips, "Still smells like the 20th century doesn't it?  You know, this once was the biggest retailer in the world?  They were even the first retail IPO to be handled by Goldman Sachs way back in the 1900's."

"Fucking Bezos, man."

"That's right.  You're going to make a great activist."

They step out onto the second story promenade, revealing a mausoleum of storefronts.  "This was once the new 'Mainstreet America' right here.  A safe place where kids like you their first job and first date.  Maybe alittle youthful hanky-panky in a dressing room too."

Moov spots something else over the railing, "Hey, sir.  That my car?"

"Good eye, Mikeyboy.  ACE would like to consider you an investment.  We want to keep you safe out there, so we leased the Galleria so you can work on your driving skills.  Really become one with the machine.  We've marked out a track for you.  Start out at the Food Court.  Go around the bend to where the Sharper Image used to be.  Head down to where Radio Shack was.  Take a hard right past the old Waldenbooks.  Hairpin turn at the Lord & Taylor, and bring it back home."

"Sir, they don't mind?"

"Trust me, these guys are so bankrupt they're happy to get any money.  Plus, we have 501(c)(3) nonprofit status so it's probably a massive tax write off on top of that.  Capitalists selling the rope to hang themselves..."

Moov points out the shuttered Gold's Gym, "Anything left in there, sir?"

"Looking to get some meat on those bones?  Probably, not.  I'll have to look into that though.  Good thinking, Mikeyboy.  There's something else I want to show you though."

The walk across the vacated mall into the Cineplex Odeon.  His handler leads Moov into a large theater.

"We catching a movie, sir?"

"Not exactly Mikeyboy..."  He hands Moov a silencer and two more 9mm magazines.

Moov notices some mannequins at the front of the theater, "Sir, I drive."

"Mr. Johnson would claim otherwise.  Besides, have you ever heard of asset diversification?"

"I don't think my GED study guide covered that, sir."

"Ah, my bad.  Well let's just say we want you be a well-rounded individual.  This pistol range will do you well.  There's enough sound proofing here that you probably don't even need the suppressor."

"If you say so, sir."

"That's my Mikeyboy.  Keep working on your skills, and we'll find a way to really stick it to the man."
Purchases
Exchange .25 BTC to 9500 USD
2 additional 9mm pistol magazines -.02 BTC
Osprey 9 9mm Suppressor -0.10 BTC
"Outdoor" pistol range -2000 USD
Indoor Urban Driving Track -? USD

Spoiler: ACE Assets (click to show/hide)

Currency:
17409 USD - ? Indoor Urban Driving Track expenses
.414 BTC

Assets:
burner smartphone
978 rounds of 9mm
SIG P226 9mm pistol with two additional magazines
Sports Sedan -Volvo S90

"Outdoor" pistol range
Indoor Urban Driving Track

Safehouse, Working Class Neighborhood:

Michael Moov
Background: Michael was a champion go-kart racer as a child with dreams of becoming a professional race car driver. The banks ruined his life when they repossessed his parents’ home, driving them into depression, which caused them to kill themselves. Now a homeless orphan, he seeks revenge on the banking system and the powers that be and pledges his life to anyone who will use his talent to that end.
Health: 1
Status effects:
Armor:
Accuracy: 0.032 (50m)
Reflexes: D8
Hauling: 1
Skills:
Champion Go-kart driver - cars run on the same principle right?

[Aigre Excalibur]

I'm willing to offer my services to the heist if people are interested.

(Does the van have different stats than the ones you gave for mini vans?)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Money:
 $9,850 Cash
 0.525 BTC

Assets:
 Trauma Kit
 2 Duffel bags
 Burner smartphone
 870 rounds of 5.56x45 Nato FMJ
 Mk18 CQBR (30/30)
 3 30 round PMAG mags (30/30)
 SOCOM556 RC2 Supressor
 Van
 
Safehouse, Working Class Neighborhood:
Pablo
Background: Pablo was the only son of a plumber. One day a cartel sicario drowned his dad in a toilet bowl and he was left to fend for himself.
Health: 2
Status effects:
Armor:
Accuracy: 0.032 (50m)
Reflexes: D6
Hauling: 1
Skills: Sanitary Engineering - This character knows how to change a pipe or two.

Generic Minivan
Health: 10
Armor: N/A
Top Speed ~33 m/s
Passengers & Cargo: 1 Driver + 1 passenger in the cabin. Cabin Passengers can be swapped for 2 Duffel Bags. 24 Duffel Bag capacity in the cargo area. 4 duffel bags can be swapped for 1 passenger.

[Aigre Excalibur]

ACTACTACT

"Rise and shine, Mikeyboy.  Hey, when was the last time you went to the mall?"

"Uh... I dunno.  My parents used to go there with me back when I was a kid?  Does anybody go to the mall anymore?"

"Exactly..."

After a short drive, Michael Moov and his handler arrive at the Lone Pine Galleria.  Signs posted "RETAIL SPACE VACANT" and advertising tens of thousands of sq feet are plastered all over the outside.

"Huh, sir.  The place looks closed."

"Not to ACE, Mikeyboy."

Entering though the Sears entrance, his handler quips, "Still smells like the 20th century doesn't it?  You know, this once was the biggest retailer in the world?  They were even the first retail IPO to be handled by Goldman Sachs way back in the 1900's."

"Fucking Bezos, man."

"That's right.  You're going to make a great activist."

They step out onto the second story promenade, revealing a mausoleum of storefronts.  "This was once the new 'Mainstreet America' right here.  A safe place where kids like you their first job and first date.  Maybe alittle youthful hanky-panky in a dressing room too."

Moov spots something else over the railing, "Hey, sir.  That my car?"

"Good eye, Mikeyboy.  ACE would like to consider you an investment.  We want to keep you safe out there, so we leased the Galleria so you can work on your driving skills.  Really become one with the machine.  We've marked out a track for you.  Start out at the Food Court.  Go around the bend to where the Sharper Image used to be.  Head down to where Radio Shack was.  Take a hard right past the old Waldenbooks.  Hairpin turn at the Lord & Taylor, and bring it back home."

"Sir, they don't mind?"

"Trust me, these guys are so bankrupt they're happy to get any money.  Plus, we have 501(c)(3) nonprofit status so it's probably a massive tax write off on top of that.  Capitalists selling the rope to hang themselves..."

Moov points out the shuttered Gold's Gym, "Anything left in there, sir?"

"Looking to get some meat on those bones?  Probably, not.  I'll have to look into that though.  Good thinking, Mikeyboy.  There's something else I want to show you though."

The walk across the vacated mall into the Cineplex Odeon.  His handler leads Moov into a large theater.

"We catching a movie, sir?"

"Not exactly Mikeyboy..."  He hands Moov a silencer and two more 9mm magazines.

Moov notices some mannequins at the front of the theater, "Sir, I drive."

"Mr. Johnson would claim otherwise.  Besides, have you ever heard of asset diversification?"

"I don't think my GED study guide covered that, sir."

"Ah, my bad.  Well let's just say we want you be a well-rounded individual.  This pistol range will do you well.  There's enough sound proofing here that you probably don't even need the suppressor."

"If you say so, sir."

"That's my Mikeyboy.  Keep working on your skills, and we'll find a way to really stick it to the man."

Purchases
Exchange .25 BTC to 9500 USD
2 additional 9mm pistol magazines -.02 BTC
Osprey 9 9mm Suppressor -0.10 BTC
"Outdoor" pistol range -2000 USD
Indoor Urban Driving Track -? USD

Spoiler: ACE Assets (click to show/hide)

Currency:
17409 USD - ? Indoor Urban Driving Track expenses
.414 BTC

Assets:
burner smartphone
978 rounds of 9mm
SIG P226 9mm pistol with two additional magazines
Sports Sedan -Volvo S90

"Outdoor" pistol range
Indoor Urban Driving Track

Safehouse, Working Class Neighborhood:

Michael Moov
Background: Michael was a champion go-kart racer as a child with dreams of becoming a professional race car driver. The banks ruined his life when they repossessed his parents’ home, driving them into depression, which caused them to kill themselves. Now a homeless orphan, he seeks revenge on the banking system and the powers that be and pledges his life to anyone who will use his talent to that end.
Health: 1
Status effects:
Armor:
Accuracy: 0.032 (50m)
Reflexes: D8
Hauling: 1
Skills:
Champion Go-kart driver - cars run on the same principle right?

We can afford the outdoor range, but probably not indoor construction just yet. The outdoor shooting range allows all recruits to spend a turn shooting to improve their accuracy by about 1% for an expenditure of around 500 rounds of ammunition.

[EuchreJack]

@m1895: Any objections to opening Operation: Crime Pays! - Warehouse into an All-You-Can-Steal?  Anyone that helps us in the raid can steal whatever they want as payment.

@ConscriptFive & King Zultan: If m1895 agrees, would that be acceptable to you?  Looking to roll out this turn.
@ConscriptFive - Additional: If you don't want to leave your car, maybe you can convince flazeo to change their orders from car theft to supporting you?

ACTACTACT: Buy Level 3A Ballistic Vest, although probably going to roll the dice and try to do the heist without it, if I have to wait a turn to acquire it.

Spoiler: Jack's Bankfiends (click to show/hide)

$9,795 Cash
0.02 BTC
1 Safehouse, Working Class Neighborhood - Occupied by Butch

Butch
Background: They made fun of him for being poor. He bashed their faces in. That got him expelled. Now he is asking you for a job, claiming he can bash faces in for you.
Health: 4
Armor:
Accuracy: 0.032 (50m)
Reflexes: D6
Hauling: 1
Skills:
Brawler - Bonus in punching people’s face in. Best used on people without guns.

1 Mk18 CQBR
3 Spare 30 round PMAG magazines
1 Box of 1000 5.56x45 Nato FMJ
1 M67 Fragmentation Grenade box
1 Level 3A Ballistic Vest
2 Trauma Kits
2 Duffel Bags
1 Burner Phone
1 Generic Stolen Sedan Car

[m1895]

I'm fine with it.

[Aigre Excalibur]

ye can just equip your purchases

[EuchreJack]

Jack's Bankfiends, Nagant Wetworks, and [insert your name here] agree to work together on the heist of the Drug Warehouse.  Jack's Bankfiends & Nagant Wetworks shall provide the location, and in exchange [insert your name here] shall support the breach with 1 operator armed with a gun and 1 operator equipped with a car (these may be the same operator). Payment shall be whatever can be seized, with Jack's Bankfiends & Nagant Wetworks having priority on cash.

Overall proposed plan: We will all breach the main entrance and disable the growers.  Ideally, one will survive that we can scare into showing us where the cash is (they've probably hidden it).  While Jack's Bankfiends & Nagant Wetworks obtain the cash and load up on buds, anyone else can steal and load up whatever buds they can and generally secure the area.  Once the cash has been obtained, everyone fills up what they can and move out in separate directions.

[flazeo25]

Jack's Bankfiends, Nagant Wetworks, and Aberfield Society agree to work together on the heist of the Drug Warehouse.  Jack's Bankfiends & Nagant Wetworks shall provide the location, and in exchange Aberfield Society] shall support the breach with 1 operator armed with a gun and 1 operator equipped with a car (these may be the same operator). Payment shall be whatever can be seized, with Jack's Bankfiends & Nagant Wetworks having priority on cash.

providing a van and 1 operator for the heist.

[ConscriptFive]

Rewrite...

ACTACTACT

"Rise and shine, Mikeyboy.  Hey, when was the last time you went to the mall?"

"Uh... I dunno.  My parents used to go there with me back when I was a kid?  Does anybody go to the mall anymore?"

"Exactly..."

After a short drive, Michael Moov and his handler arrive at the Lone Pine Galleria.  Signs posted "RETAIL SPACE VACANT" and advertising tens of thousands of sq feet are plastered all over the outside.

"Huh, sir.  The place looks closed."

"Not to ACE, Mikeyboy."

Entering though the Sears entrance, his handler quips, "Still smells like the 20th century doesn't it?  You know, this once was the biggest retailer in the world?  They were even the first retail IPO to be handled by Goldman Sachs way back in the 1900's."

"Fucking Bezos, man."

"That's right.  You're going to make a great activist."

They step out onto the second story promenade, revealing a mausoleum of storefronts.  "This was once the new 'Mainstreet America' right here.  A safe place where kids like you their first job and first date.  Maybe alittle youthful hanky-panky in a dressing room too."

Moov points out the shuttered Gold's Gym, "Anything left in there, sir?"

"Looking to get some meat on those bones?  Probably, not.  I'll have to look into that though.  Good thinking, Mikeyboy.  That's not why we're here though."

The walk across the vacated mall into the Cineplex Odeon.

"We catching a movie, sir?"

"Not exactly Mikeyboy..."  After walking through a hallway filled with posters of lantern-jawed action hero brandishing firearms, he pulls a box from behind a trashcan.  From inside the deaddrop, he hands Moov a silencer and three more 9mm magazines.

"Sir, I drive."

"Mr. Johnson would claim otherwise.  Besides, have you ever heard of asset diversification?"

"I don't think my GED study guide covered that, sir."

"Ah, my bad.  Well let's just say we want you be a well-rounded individual.  Let's step outside and give this a try."

"If you say so, sir."

The two men step outside the cineplex to find an outdoor rifle range built in the theater parking lot.

"Sir, they don't mind us tearing up the parking lot like this?"

"Trust me, these guys are so bankrupt they're happy to get any money.  Plus, we have 501(c)(3) nonprofit status so it's probably a massive tax write off on top of that.  Capitalists selling the rope to hang themselves..."

Attaching the suppressor to his handgun, Moov pops off a round at a 25m steel target.

"That's my Mikeyboy.  Keep working on your skills, and we'll find a way to really stick it to the man."

Purchases
3 additional 9mm pistol magazines -.03 BTC
additional 1000 rounds 9mm -.05 BTC
Osprey 9 9mm Suppressor -0.10 BTC
Outdoor rifle range -2000 USD

Spoiler: ACE Assets (click to show/hide)

Currency:
7,490 USD
.604 BTC

Assets:
burner smartphone
1978 rounds of 9mm
SIG P226 9mm pistol with three additional magazines
Sports Sedan -Volvo S90

Safehouse, Working Class Neighborhood:

Michael Moov
Background: Michael was a champion go-kart racer as a child with dreams of becoming a professional race car driver. The banks ruined his life when they repossessed his parents’ home, driving them into depression, which caused them to kill themselves. Now a homeless orphan, he seeks revenge on the banking system and the powers that be and pledges his life to anyone who will use his talent to that end.
Health: 1
Status effects:
Armor:
Accuracy: 0.032 (50m)
Reflexes: D8
Hauling: 1
Skills:
Champion Go-kart driver - cars run on the same principle right?

Shared Asset:
Outdoor Rifle Range

[EuchreJack]

Jack's Bankfiends, Nagant Wetworks, and Aberfield Society agree to work together on the heist of the Drug Warehouse.  Jack's Bankfiends & Nagant Wetworks shall provide the location, and in exchange Aberfield Society] shall support the breach with 1 operator armed with a gun and 1 operator equipped with a car (these may be the same operator). Payment shall be whatever can be seized, with Jack's Bankfiends & Nagant Wetworks having priority on cash.

providing a van and 1 operator for the heist.

Excellent!  Still looking to add interested parties.  Quote and add your name to the quote if you're interested.  Should have a CUNNING PLAN out later tonight.