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[King Zultan]

Rhyme time, but I suck at rhyme time.

[MadMonkey]

Are we cursed to rhyme?
Or are our vocals made to chime?
How does a monkey even know words?
These are the questions I ask for a concept so absurd.

Yes.
You are cursed to rhyme.
rhyme rhymes with time.
times rhymes with time.
Time to time rhyme
time
rhyme
time,
 

P.S. The earthquake stopped. It only lasted a moment.

[Yellow Pixel]

The quake has ended,
No need to be scared,
Let us go forward,
To see what's onward!

[Quaksna]

Mister Pixel, I am sorry,
that was absolutely horrid.
Now I'm not sure where I have stumbled
Maybe was drunk and here I fumbled

I don't like apes at all in fact
They surely are my upmost foes
As I remember they have sucked
As long I'm alive, but who knows

I remember once, back in land
of forefathers, where it was banned
To let your piss loose in the grass
of Kruger park, well why the fuss

Well anyway, was campin' there
and some white monkeys came to glare
At my breakfast dish, so they stared
Then stole my cookies, how they dared

Therefore I hate them, don't be mad
My experience's rather bad
Now I am off, not coming back,
Cuz the aapies skapies stole my snack!

[MadMonkey]

Going right up!

[MadMonkey]

You untie your knots
and reform an eternity later
you'd think you would be lost
but you see Monkey's battling a sayter.

[MadMonkey]

The battle raged on
Until it was won.
Monkey said, "Glad that's done!
but the fun has just begun!"

Monkey sits on a cloud of condensed air.
On his body there are countless hairs,
(Each could be a dozen monkeys at his will)
((And that was before he ate the magic pills.))

Monkey is immortal three times over
But he hasn't had purpose since Her.
She died of cancer millennia ago.
And that, to Monkey, was the final blow.

"What do you want?" He asks bitterly
For he knows I am Guanyin,
the one responsible for his crown
and his subterranean situation!

[MadMonkey]

[ Anyone can add to this story in what ever way we can. Anything that conflicts the current canon can be easily discussed by include that kind of talk in brackets. ]

[MadMonkey]

"Where is your staff?", You ask rhetorically.
You know Ruyi Bang is hidden currently

The size of a toothpick
or the depth of the sea
The mass is the same
The weight of a sun,
Or maybe three