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Fishersalwaysdie

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Re: Most evil things you've done
« Reply #30 on: April 08, 2008, 05:10:00 am »
O'RLY?
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Re: Most evil things you've done
« Reply #31 on: April 08, 2008, 06:28:00 am »
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Re: Most evil things you've done
« Reply #32 on: April 08, 2008, 03:23:00 pm »
I was being sarcastic, in a way.
This is not a place for this sort of language...
And also, I don't see any pwn in harassing unarmed little girls.
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Re: Most evil things you've done
« Reply #33 on: April 08, 2008, 06:43:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Fishersalwaysdie:
<STRONG>I was being sarcastic, in a way.
This is not a place for this sort of language...
And also, I don't see any pwn in harassing unarmed little girls.</STRONG>

You don't see any pwn? Harassing unarmed little girls is the very definition of pwnage.

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Re: Most evil things you've done
« Reply #34 on: April 09, 2008, 02:09:00 am »
Yes.  Yes it is.  And it was a JOKE for christssake.  About girls with weapons stuck in their head.

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I am a horrible, horrible, person.

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Re: Most evil things you've done
« Reply #35 on: April 09, 2008, 03:55:00 pm »
I wrestled all the clothing of every person in a human capital city with my legendary dwarven wrestler.
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Re: Most evil things you've done
« Reply #36 on: April 09, 2008, 04:52:00 pm »
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<STRONG>I wrestled all the clothing of every person in a human capital city with my legendary dwarven wrestler.</STRONG>
Wrestling clothes doesn't sound too hard...  I mean, it's cloth, not a dragon!
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Re: Most evil things you've done
« Reply #37 on: April 10, 2008, 11:59:00 pm »
You bash the child in the upper torso with your shield.
The child's heart is pierced.
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Re: Most evil things you've done
« Reply #38 on: April 11, 2008, 08:36:00 pm »
Hoe do you pierce a heart be bashing the body with a shield?
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Re: Most evil things you've done
« Reply #39 on: April 11, 2008, 08:50:00 pm »
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<STRONG>Hoe do you pierce a heart be bashing the body with a shield?</STRONG>

How indeed.

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Re: Most evil things you've done
« Reply #40 on: April 12, 2008, 02:02:00 am »
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How indeed.</STRONG>

Nice idea, but when I checked the description of the shield it had no outstanding features. So in my mind that shield was a smooth as an elf's face.

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Re: Most evil things you've done
« Reply #41 on: April 12, 2008, 04:00:00 am »
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Nice idea, but when I checked the description of the shield it had no outstanding features. So in my mind that shield was a smooth as an elf's face.</STRONG>


A shield that isn't completely round or elliptic may have sharp corners that could  penetrate flesh if thrusted into the chest of a small child by a bad-ass adventurer.
Otherwise, there's always the possibility of one of her ribs breaking and entering her heart.
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Re: Most evil things you've done
« Reply #42 on: April 12, 2008, 05:40:00 pm »
Ah I forgot about those spiky things of doom.
Hell one time I thought up a shield which was really a big motorized sawblade.
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Re: Most evil things you've done
« Reply #43 on: April 25, 2008, 01:04:00 pm »
For me, it would have to be the torture of a family of peasants. My "hero" started with some playful pinching and eye gouging before moving on to the systematic crippling of each of their limbs, stopping only when they passed out and resuming each time they regained consciousness.

Also, lashing off a mothers leg with my trusty whip and using said leg to beat her child to death was pretty evil.

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Re: Most evil things you've done
« Reply #44 on: April 25, 2008, 03:58:00 pm »
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in summary: I left a little girl naked, crippled, and with a pike in her brain.</STRONG>

I have to have that in my sig

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