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[hippiepirate]

i always enjoy a rousing game of peasant darts
grab a stack of arrows (really anything that can loge in a wound) and start throwin
i even came up with a point scale

[isd]

quote:Originally posted by Impending Doom:
<STRONG> I kept that arm. For a while afterward, before taking a quest, I would lick the arm for good luck.</STRONG>

THIS is twisted! wow Kudos!

[Mephisto]

quote:Originally posted by hippiepirate:
<STRONG>i always enjoy a rousing game of peasant darts
grab a stack of arrows (really anything that can loge in a wound) and start throwin
i even came up with a point scale</STRONG>

Ooh, new idea for a community game. Record a video of a game of darts and host it on the map archive. Whoever gets the most points wins.

[Kidiri]

quote:Originally posted by umiman:
<STRONG>Can you imagine what that woman would be thinking when she wakes up?</STRONG>

Aw, shucks, not again.

[ikkonoishi]

I once stole all the eyes of an entire civilization.

[Fishersalwaysdie]

That makes you my idol.

[Thingy Master]

Eating live fairies is about the worse that I do.

[ March 28, 2008: Message edited by: Thingy Master ]

[grelphy]

I modded in tentacle demons. Needless to say, wrestling was absurdly broken and I had great fun gathering most of a town around me, throwing anybody who was standing, and gouging eyes left and right.

And then leaving. Without killing anybody.

I did this in caves, too -- after a while, it got sort of annoying to have half my screen fill with "the giant rat gives into pain" and variations every turn, but it was too epically hilarious to change.

Then an archer peirced about seven non-colinear critical internal organs with a seriously non-euclidean arrow. =(

I think a lot of what people do in fortress mode is actually more evil (if not intentionally sadistic) than what happens in adventure mode. Kitten leather socks for all! What happened to the cat lady, you ask? She was assigned to fishing duty...

[Reasonableman]

quote:Originally posted by Slappy Moose:
<STRONG>Probably that time I used an accomplished thrower to throw children's heads at any foes who dared cross my path.

It worked surprisingly well, since I had duel axes as a melee backup if the enemies got too close.

Good times.

Also, just a funny story: I started n a human town, and as soon as I walked outside I got a message along the lines of "The horse kicks the child in the upper body. The child's heart is pierced. The child has bled to death." and many more "horse kicks peasant" "peasant's brain smashed to shit" messages. I looked around, and I saw a band of 8 horses raising hell. As the horses didn't bother me, I went into a weapon shop, took all the good weapons, and lead the furious merchant outside where the horses kicked him into a nearby tree and stomped his head flat.

Good times.</STRONG>

I've had this happen to me too. (The horses, not the child-head throwing.) I wonder if this is some kinda bug?

[Akroma]

once time I noticed an elven retread that was awkardly dense populated, you could barely walk. I knew, I had no chance to kill them without being swarmed by arrows ithin seconds.

so what did I do ?

I set every single tree in the area on fire, then hid myself in a murky pool and went to sleep

when I woke up more than half of the elves died in the heat, and all trees were gone

too bad that still too many survivors were guards armed with bows. so I couldn't slay the survivors

[Norrock]

one time i wrestling a kid's clothes off. i then proceeded to cripple the poor kid's knees and ankles so they couldn't run off, killed a guard in front of her, took it's pike, and promptly got it stuck in the child's brain. I tried to get it back but i had no skill with pikes so I lost it, and it stayed lodged in her brain.

in summary: I left a little girl naked, crippled, and with a pike in her brain.

[Kagus]

At least it wasn't a carp.  That would've been downright demonic.

[Metal Chao]

quote:Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>At least it wasn't a carp.  That would've been downright demonic.</STRONG>

Do you mean he shouldn't have stripped a carp naked, crippled and piked it, or that he shouldn't have stuck a carp in her brain?

[isd]

quote:in summary: I left a little girl naked, crippled, and with a pike in her brain.[/QB]

Was she still moving the arms helplessly trying to get free of the pike?

[Sithlordz]

quote:Originally posted by Norrock:
<STRONG>

in summary: I left a little girl naked, crippled, and with a pike in her brain.</STRONG>

PWNED.