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[A_Curious_Cat]

I’m dying with anticipation!

Will THE DOOR hold?

Will Italian food be delivered?

Will I get a good price if I sell King Zultan’s crown on eBay?


I MUST KNOW THE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS???,,!,!,!,!

[King Zultan]

You better not sell that thing!

[VoidSlayer]

You better not sell that thing!

Looks like you got at least one bidder here!

[EuchreJack]

Will I get a good price if I sell King Zultan’s crown on eBay?

Dunno, is $10 a good price? I'd pay that!_{if you covered the shipping and handling costs...}

[EuchreJack]

Continue taunting Zultan through THE DOOR.

EVERY TIME HE TAUNTS ME MY RAGE GROWS STRONGER, USE THIS RAGE AND MY AXE TO DESTROY THE DOOR, ALSO GET Sir Purrs-a-lot TO AID ME IN MY QUEST TO KILL THE DOOR!

Uh oh, the axe blade went through THE DOOR that time...

Sir Purrs-a-lot is helping by being cute.

Purchase goods.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: |̴̬̘̟͓͖̄͝|̶̰̔͆̈́|̶̮͙̄̽̄|̴̱͉̙̣̀̋͊̊|̵͎̏͒͠|̴͉̼̺͋̈̔|̶̩̗͚̤̟̂̽̋|̶̼̼̱͐̏̄̾̄

Description: A bit shorter than average for a Shieldbug. Matte green shell and slightly yellow milky eyes.

Strength: 1
Mobility: 1
Stability: 2
Awareness: 1
Rationality: 4
Bloodtinge: NA

Skills:
Baking
Driving
Ping-pong
Barter
Screwdrivers
Finger-Counting
Charm

Buy an unreasonable amount of mints and a flashlight.

Spoiler: FSQai╚Qqk¥ (click to show/hide)

Name: (uninitialized char array of random length)
Species: Human???
Gender: "NO, GOD! PLEASE, NO! NOOOO!" (they/them)
Sex: No comment.

Strength: 1
Perception: 4
Endurance: 2
Charisma: 9
Intelligence: 1
Agility: 5
Luck: 7

Tag skills:
Speech
Unarmed
Barter

Mints and Flashlights for both of you!  Are you planning a sleepover?  Marshmallows are in aisle 4...

TELEPORT THROUGH THE DOOR!

I'm sorry, what did your character sheet say again?

Or did you mean Another Door? You could teleport through that one no problems, but I don't think it would help with your MIGHTY QUEST.  Couldn't hurt though, right? 

Will Italian food be delivered?

Italians ate peppermints, right?

[A_Curious_Cat]

1.  Put King Zultan’s crown up for auction on eBay (buyer pays shipping and handling).

2.  Continue to taunt King Zultan through THE DOOR.

3.  ??

4.  Profit!!

[EuchreJack]

1.  Put King Zultan’s crown up for auction on eBay (buyer pays shipping and handling).

Hm, so I offered $10 with you paying Shipping and Handling, so I guess that would be a bid of $2 with buyer paying shipping and handling...

High bid: $2

Bid high, bid often!

[King Zultan]

THE DOOR IS WEAKINING, I shall continue to use my RAGE AND AXE to destroy THE DOOR and Sir Purrs-a-lot shall continue to do what he's doing, also bit $6 to buy back my crown.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Hmm… still not enough to get a decent profit.  First he asks me to sell the crown at a loss by including shipping and handling, now he expects me to accept such a paltry bid.

The other bid isn’t much better.

Continue to taunt King Zultan through THE DOOR as I wait to see if any better bids get placed.

[EuchreJack]

Hey, you're the one that failed to set a minimum bid...

[A_Curious_Cat]

Also set the minimum bid to ¥1,000,000.

[EuchreJack]

Also set the minimum bid to ¥1,000,000.

Oooh, impressive.  That is, what, like 12 bucks in American currency?

[Egan_BW]

Also get cheese and meats.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: |̴̬̘̟͓͖̄͝|̶̰̔͆̈́|̶̮͙̄̽̄|̴̱͉̙̣̀̋͊̊|̵͎̏͒͠|̴͉̼̺͋̈̔|̶̩̗͚̤̟̂̽̋|̶̼̼̱͐̏̄̾̄

Description: A bit shorter than average for a Shieldbug. Matte green shell and slightly yellow milky eyes.

Strength: 1
Mobility: 1
Stability: 2
Awareness: 1
Rationality: 4
Bloodtinge: NA

Skills:
Baking
Driving
Ping-pong
Barter
Screwdrivers
Finger-Counting
Charm

[A_Curious_Cat]

Also set the minimum bid to ¥1,000,000.

Oooh, impressive.  That is, what, like 12 bucks in American currency?

It’s actually equal to $9,120.76 USD.

Increase the minimum bid to ¥1,000,000,000.

[EuchreJack]

1.  Put King Zultan’s crown up for auction on eBay (buyer pays shipping and handling).

2.  Continue to taunt King Zultan through THE DOOR.

3.  ??

4.  Profit!!

Hmm… still not enough to get a decent profit.  First he asks me to sell the crown at a loss by including shipping and handling, now he expects me to accept such a paltry bid.

The other bid isn’t much better.

Continue to taunt King Zultan through THE DOOR as I wait to see if any better bids get placed.

Also set the minimum bid to ¥1,000,000.

Also set the minimum bid to ¥1,000,000.

Oooh, impressive.  That is, what, like 12 bucks in American currency?

It’s actually equal to $9,120.76 USD.

Increase the minimum bid to ¥1,000,000,000.

Wow, that is outrageous, way to put the Macguffin out of anyone's reach.  Totally lame...oh wait a sec you actually got a bid to buyout for ¥2,000,000,000!  Apparently, if you open THE DOOR and go to the convenience store, the guy is gonna show up and pay you.

THE DOOR IS WEAKINING, I shall continue to use my RAGE AND AXE to destroy THE DOOR and Sir Purrs-a-lot shall continue to do what he's doing, also bit $6 to buy back my crown.

Sorry, your bid fails.  But you continue to SLAY THE DOOR.  Sir Purrs-a-lot cheers you on by licking itself.

Also get cheese and meats.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: |̴̬̘̟͓͖̄͝|̶̰̔͆̈́|̶̮͙̄̽̄|̴̱͉̙̣̀̋͊̊|̵͎̏͒͠|̴͉̼̺͋̈̔|̶̩̗͚̤̟̂̽̋|̶̼̼̱͐̏̄̾̄

Description: A bit shorter than average for a Shieldbug. Matte green shell and slightly yellow milky eyes.

Strength: 1
Mobility: 1
Stability: 2
Awareness: 1
Rationality: 4
Bloodtinge: NA

Skills:
Baking
Driving
Ping-pong
Barter
Screwdrivers
Finger-Counting
Charm

Cheese, Meat, and Peppermint, got it.  Did you bring your wallet?