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[A_Curious_Cat]

Poke my head out The Door just long enough to tell Imic and King Zultan that if they want in the room, they need to bring back Italian.

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Then yoink King Zultan’s crown and slam the door in their faces.

Become Lord of The Dance.

[Strik3r]

what kinda dance party is this without loud as f music that will wake up all the neighbors and cause multiple noise complaints?!

Attempt to acquire said loud as f music.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Quest for a cheese shop open at this hour!

[EuchreJack]

|̴̬̘̟͓͖̄͝|̶̰̔͆̈́|̶̮͙̄̽̄|̴̱͉̙̣̀̋͊̊|̵͎̏͒͠|̴͉̼̺͋̈̔|̶̩̗͚̤̟̂̽̋|̶̼̼̱͐̏̄̾̄ gazes upon the wonderful legs-shaped bread. Wonderful.

But hmm, is something missing? What is it?

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: |̴̬̘̟͓͖̄͝|̶̰̔͆̈́|̶̮͙̄̽̄|̴̱͉̙̣̀̋͊̊|̵͎̏͒͠|̴͉̼̺͋̈̔|̶̩̗͚̤̟̂̽̋|̶̼̼̱͐̏̄̾̄

Description: A bit shorter than average for a Shieldbug. Matte green shell and slightly yellow milky eyes.

Strength: 1
Mobility: 1
Stability: 2
Awareness: 1
Rationality: 4
Bloodtinge: NA

Skills:
Baking
Driving
Ping-pong
Barter
Screwdrivers
Finger-Counting
Charm

You wonder if Cheese and Meat might go well with your bread to create the ALMIGHT PANT SUB.  Your quest begins!

Try to seduce the darkness into giving me a flashlight.

Spoiler: Segmentation fault (core dumped) (click to show/hide)

Name: (uninitialized char array of random length)
Species: Human???
Gender: "NO, GOD! PLEASE, NO! NOOOO!" (they/them)
Sex: No comment.

Strength: 1
Perception: 4
Endurance: 2
Charisma: 9
Intelligence: 1
Agility: 5
Luck: 7

Tag skills:
Speech
Unarmed
Barter

You stumble into a street lamp.  That counts, right?

Take the axe and Sir Purrs-a-lot back to that DOOR from earlier, then use the axe to get through the wall next to THE DOOR as wall is weaker than DOOR.

You start attacking the wall next to THE DOOR.  Unfortunately, it is brick under the drywall, so it is actually harder than THE DOOR.  But keep at it, maybe you'll get through eventually!

MURDER THE DOOR

You continue to viciously attack THE DOOR with your teeth.  The extremely small dent is slightly larger!

Poke my head out The Door just long enough to tell Imic and King Zultan that if they want in the room, they need to bring back Italian.

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.
.

Then yoink King Zultan’s crown and slam the door in their faces.

Become Lord of The Dance.

Yeah, that should work.  You are now the Lord of The Dance with a fancy Crown!  Sorry decrowned King Zultan!

what kinda dance party is this without loud as f music that will wake up all the neighbors and cause multiple noise complaints?!

Attempt to acquire said loud as f music.

You cajole one of the people to plug in their phone with LOUD AS F MUSIC.  There is now LOUD AS F MUSIC playing.

Quest for a cheese shop open at this hour!

Your Quest begins!  You see a gas station convenience store is still open...

[Egan_BW]

Go to the corner store.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: |̴̬̘̟͓͖̄͝|̶̰̔͆̈́|̶̮͙̄̽̄|̴̱͉̙̣̀̋͊̊|̵͎̏͒͠|̴͉̼̺͋̈̔|̶̩̗͚̤̟̂̽̋|̶̼̼̱͐̏̄̾̄

Description: A bit shorter than average for a Shieldbug. Matte green shell and slightly yellow milky eyes.

Strength: 1
Mobility: 1
Stability: 2
Awareness: 1
Rationality: 4
Bloodtinge: NA

Skills:
Baking
Driving
Ping-pong
Barter
Screwdrivers
Finger-Counting
Charm

[methylatedspirit]

Ow. At least there's light now, right?

Figure out what kind of place I've stumbled onto. Find a place that sells flashlights.

Spoiler: Ç╪_÷xα▐■╠α▐r (click to show/hide)

Name: (uninitialized char array of random length)
Species: Human???
Gender: "NO, GOD! PLEASE, NO! NOOOO!" (they/them)
Sex: No comment.

Strength: 1
Perception: 4
Endurance: 2
Charisma: 9
Intelligence: 1
Agility: 5
Luck: 7

Tag skills:
Speech
Unarmed
Barter

[Kilojoule Proton]

Visit the convenience store and look for the cheapest non-rotten food.

[King Zultan]

"That motherfucker, I'll kill him!"
USE MY RAGE AND AXE TO CHOP THE DOOR DOWN!

[A_Curious_Cat]

Taunt Zultan through THE DOOR.

[EuchreJack]

Go to the corner store.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: |̴̬̘̟͓͖̄͝|̶̰̔͆̈́|̶̮͙̄̽̄|̴̱͉̙̣̀̋͊̊|̵͎̏͒͠|̴͉̼̺͋̈̔|̶̩̗͚̤̟̂̽̋|̶̼̼̱͐̏̄̾̄

Description: A bit shorter than average for a Shieldbug. Matte green shell and slightly yellow milky eyes.

Strength: 1
Mobility: 1
Stability: 2
Awareness: 1
Rationality: 4
Bloodtinge: NA

Skills:
Baking
Driving
Ping-pong
Barter
Screwdrivers
Finger-Counting
Charm

Rolls a bunch of dice...and you succeed! Welcome to the convenience store!

Ow. At least there's light now, right?

Figure out what kind of place I've stumbled onto. Find a place that sells flashlights.

Spoiler: Ç╪_÷xα▐■╠α▐r (click to show/hide)

Name: (uninitialized char array of random length)
Species: Human???
Gender: "NO, GOD! PLEASE, NO! NOOOO!" (they/them)
Sex: No comment.

Strength: 1
Perception: 4
Endurance: 2
Charisma: 9
Intelligence: 1
Agility: 5
Luck: 7

Tag skills:
Speech
Unarmed
Barter

Rolls even more dice...and....succeeds! _{(by cheating)}  You also find the Convenience store!

Visit the convenience store and look for the cheapest non-rotten food.

You find a machine that sells peppermint candy for 25 cents.

Taunt Zultan through THE DOOR.

Go Cat King!

"That motherfucker, I'll kill him!"
USE MY RAGE AND AXE TO CHOP THE DOOR DOWN!

THE DOOR is weakening!

...

Suddenly, ANOTHER DOOR appears on a distant street, with a sign over it saying "BAR"._{I told myself I'd never link these two, but since nobody else seems interested...}

[A_Curious_Cat]

Continue taunting Zultan through THE DOOR.

[King Zultan]

EVERY TIME HE TAUNTS ME MY RAGE GROWS STRONGER, USE THIS RAGE AND MY AXE TO DESTROY THE DOOR, ALSO GET Sir Purrs-a-lot TO AID ME IN MY QUEST TO KILL THE DOOR!

[Egan_BW]

Purchase goods.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: |̴̬̘̟͓͖̄͝|̶̰̔͆̈́|̶̮͙̄̽̄|̴̱͉̙̣̀̋͊̊|̵͎̏͒͠|̴͉̼̺͋̈̔|̶̩̗͚̤̟̂̽̋|̶̼̼̱͐̏̄̾̄

Description: A bit shorter than average for a Shieldbug. Matte green shell and slightly yellow milky eyes.

Strength: 1
Mobility: 1
Stability: 2
Awareness: 1
Rationality: 4
Bloodtinge: NA

Skills:
Baking
Driving
Ping-pong
Barter
Screwdrivers
Finger-Counting
Charm

[methylatedspirit]

Buy an unreasonable amount of mints and a flashlight.

Spoiler: FSQai╚Qqk¥ (click to show/hide)

Name: (uninitialized char array of random length)
Species: Human???
Gender: "NO, GOD! PLEASE, NO! NOOOO!" (they/them)
Sex: No comment.

Strength: 1
Perception: 4
Endurance: 2
Charisma: 9
Intelligence: 1
Agility: 5
Luck: 7

Tag skills:
Speech
Unarmed
Barter

[Imic]

TELEPORT THROUGH THE DOOR!