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[EuchreJack]

Well, better turn Meth into muffins, too. The cycle of life~

Hand Egan a bottle of denatured alcohol (= methylated spirits) in a plea to prevent myself from being turned into muffins.

Chug an entire bottle of denatured alcohol, becoming one with the muffins.

Watch as Egan gets (probably) poisoned by the denatured alcohol.

Egan becomes a muffin!

REGROW ALL MY SEPERATE BITS INTO CLONES OF MYSELF! like a starfish.
(Including all the parts that are inside other people.)
^{Being an eldritch entity really does have its perks.}

Since you're a muffin, regrowing yourself just makes more muffins.
Methylatedspirt notices that they're suddenly very full, but otherwise suffers no ill effects.

USE MAGIC FOOD POWERS TO TURN DOOR INTO MUFFINS!

You smush a muffin in THE DOOR, making at least part of its surface area MUFFIN.  Congrats I guess?

Say "knock knock" but without knocking on THE DOOR.

You hear from the other side of THE DOOR, "Bring back food!"

Hand Zultan a muffin.

Use my RAGE to create a weapon from whatever's nearby, then use my weapon and RAGE to kill the guy that took my crown.

Weaponized Muffin acquired by King Zultan!  Cat King remains hidden._{I'll figure out what a weaponized muffin is when you find the Cat King.}

No! Foolish dorf! Pull very hard on axe!

You yank very hard with all your strength, and the handle falls out of the Axehead.  Congratulations, you now have an Axe Handle!

[Superdorf]

This will not do at all. Obtain a second axe!

[Strik3r]

Bring together and combine all my seperate muffin clones into one MUFFIN SIGNULARITY!
^{Or at least a very dense clump of roughly muffin-like material}

[Egan_BW]

Eat Strik3r.

[methylatedspirit]

Pull out a lighter and attempt to light Strik3r (or Egan, if they end up eating Strik3r) on fire.

[chaotick21]

worship the door

[A_Curious_Cat]

Go on an epic quest with Sir Purrs-a-lot to find an all-night pawnshop with a drill for sale.  Pawn my crown if necessary.

[Kilojoule Proton]

"Bring back food who?"

[King Zultan]

I have created the DOOM MUFFIN and with it and my RAGE I shall continue my quest for the one who stole my crown and when I find him I shall murder the hell out of him!

[EuchreJack]

This will not do at all. Obtain a second axe!

Superdorf, now realizing that the Fire Axe is located on the first floor of at least one building, runs over to the neighboring building and tries to break in!
He is blocked by some lesser Door.  Try to destroy this door, or go elsewhere?

"Bring back food who?"

"Bring back food you fool!"_{I just got this joke, lol}

worship the door

ALL HAIL THE DOOR!

Bring together and combine all my seperate muffin clones into one MUFFIN SIGNULARITY!
^{Or at least a very dense clump of roughly muffin-like material}

Bring together and combine all my seperate muffin clones into one MUFFIN SIGNULARITY!
^{Or at least a very dense clump of roughly muffin-like material}

Pull out a lighter and attempt to light Strik3r (or Egan, if they end up eating Strik3r) on fire.

The Egan Muffin starts to consume the Strik3r muffins, methylatedspirit piles up all the muffins and burns them, then turns the lighter on their stomach and burns themselves.  What a way to go!  You may all roll up new characters.

Meth should of course roll up their character by first using one rpg system to create a character, then convert that character to a 2nd rpg system, then adapt that character to a modern setting.

Go on an epic quest with Sir Purrs-a-lot to find an all-night pawnshop with a drill for sale.  Pawn my crown if necessary.

I have created the DOOM MUFFIN and with it and my RAGE I shall continue my quest for the one who stole my crown and when I find him I shall murder the hell out of him!

King Zultan II achieves vengence by stuffing the DOOM MUFFIN down the Cat King's throat until he is vanquished!  Sir Purrs-a-lot seeks revenge by licking King Zultan for a couple minutes and purring.
King Zultan II has recovered his crown!
King Zultan II has obtained one knight, a Sir Purrs-a-lot!

A_Curious_Cat, now dethroned, may roll up a new character.

Lots of deaths this round, I feel like I'm GM'ing a game of Paranoia...

[EuchreJack]

I think my favorite mental image from this game is Muffin Egan going around and eating the pieces/clones of Strik3r Muffins like Pac-Man eating those pellets.
The mental image of Meth turning the lighter on their stomach to BURN IT OUT is body horror gold.

[Strik3r]

Pull out a lighter and attempt to light Strik3r (or Egan, if they end up eating Strik3r) on fire.

The moment this post was made, i knew what my next course of action would be.

Using my newly acquired and presumably very ashen/charred form, i slide, as a pile of ashes, under THE DOOR or through the keyhole or whatever.

[A_Curious_Cat]

I roll up a new character.

Being from the COMmunications and RAdar DEtachment, I wear a red jumpsuit with the letters shown capitalized all together in one word on the back.

I acquire and bring back Chinese takeout and knock on the door.  “Does anyone want Chinese?”

[methylatedspirit]

Meth should of course roll up their character by first using one rpg system to create a character, then convert that character to a 2nd rpg system, then adapt that character to a modern setting.

((
You sure about that? Here's the math I'm planning to use to convert stats from RPG System 1 to System 2:

Spoiler: Spoilered to protect innocent eyes (click to show/hide)

Constants not yet decided.

))

[Egan_BW]

roll up, you say?

1d6: 3
Species: Shieldbug

Spoiler: shieldbug (click to show/hide)

A bipedal, clear-blooded beetle which stands slightly shorter than a human, with an extremely thick shell, but a stunted sense of self-preservation. It's six arms each end in two-fingered claws.

1d4: 1
Profession: Baker

1d6 x 5: 1, 2, 1, 4, 1
Strength: 1
Mobility: 1
Stability: 2
Awareness: 1
Rationality: 4
Bloodtinge: NA

2d4: 7
Baking
Driving
Ping-pong
Barter
Screwdrivers
Finger-Counting
Charm

1d2: 1
Sex: Male


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