Turn 3
Retrieve the drill and repeat the previous action, this time aiming for Dustan’s head.
“Trash?!! You
dare refer to the Sacred Weapon of The Knights of Insanity as ‘trash’?”
[1] The Curious Cat ran after the drill in an attempt to find it, but the only thing he saw was the Gollum running away with it! To make things worse, one of the corpses suddenly rose behind him and attempted to strike!
[6] “Have at thee!!!” yells the Curious Cat, his battle cry petrifying the undead in an instant!
'It's the last time I save you mortal! Retrieve the drill and fulfill your mission!'Gollum: Took the drill
counterattack with a Uno reverse card, then steal his drill and take revenge on this knight of insanity with his own weapon!
[2] Dustan attempts to strike back with an uno reverse card, but it turns out that he left his deck at home!
A man in a brown militaristic uniform and wearing a red armband with a black letter ‘G’ emblazoned on it walks up to Dustan Hache, pointing their finger accusingly at him.
“‘An’... ‘an Uno reverse card”. My word, you didn’t even capitalize first word in you’re sentence!”
The man then thrust his straightened hand high in the air in front of him.
“Heil Webster!”, he exclaims and quickly turns around, goose-stepping into the distance.
kill A grammmar nazi Wid Me Axe
kill the grammar nazi with a koincidentally nearby axe
[Grammar nazi: 1] [Orca Trooper: 2]
Orca Trooper charged at the grammar nazi with such a momentum that his swing completely missed! His axe lodged into the ground and he bumped into the nazi, who flew back, way far to the Witch-king, which displeased with that sudden display, chopped his head off and turned him into a ghoul!
Steal the brownie book back and pray to the mighty brownie gods.
[Knightwing: 2] [Witch-king: 2]
Knightwing rushed up to the witch king and tried to pry the Tome of Brownies from his cold, dead hands. They struggled for a moment, to no avail, and gave up for now.
The great dragon Crustulum looks upon the foolish mortals, and scoffs. Brownies, ha! Those of true culture know that
cookies are the greatest treasure in the realm.
He lazily draws one such from the hoard he lays upon, and dips it into one of the rivers of warm chocolate milk that flow through his lair before consuming it luxuriously. Yes, this is the life all immortals should aspire toward.
Stab that cookie dragon with a screwdriver and steal all his cookies.
[Crustulum: 6] [King Zultan: 4]
King Zultan in some mysterious way teleported to the lair of the great dragon, armed with a rusty screwdriver and with frenzy in his eyes. Crustulum instantly noticed him and started spewing flames all around, lightly wounding his challenger, but also burning his entire cookie hoard into coal!
The entire cookie hoard is lost!
seduce witch king
[Egan: 4] [Witch-king: 1]
Egan approached the Witch-king of Angmar and gave him a seductive look. The Witch-king completely fell into Egan's charm!
The Witch-king will skip his main actions and try to perform Egan's orders for 2 turns, but will counter incoming attacks.
Remove shirt to reveal big ass dragon tattoo and fistfight the Witch King, if the brownies were to fall into the wrong hands the Yen will become even more worthless. Thereby ruining Japan's economy and causing WW3.
[Angry Demon Noises: 1] [Witch-king: 2]
While not expecting a sucker punch, the Witch-king did expect incoming enemies. He barely dodged out, almost tripping. Angry Demon Noises couldn't decelerate from his momentum and rolled down the mountain of corpses, straight into Orca Trooper's axe!
You died. Try again.
[Grammar ghoul: 6] [Egan: 5]
While the Witch-king fell into Egan's charm, the freshly turned grammar ghoul did not! The headless corpse lunged at Egan in an attempt to bite, but then it realized that it has no head! It pushed Egan down the mountain, who landed safely, but their charm on the witch king was broken! The grammar ghoul threw one of the brownies to the ground by mistake, deeply angering the Witch-king, who immediately turned it into a bloody pulp with his great mace!
Grammar ghoul: Dead
Egan's charm broken11 BROWNIES LEFT
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