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ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES

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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2021, 05:11:39 pm »

Remove shirt to reveal big ass dragon tattoo and fistfight the Witch King, if the brownies were to fall into the wrong hands the Yen will become even more worthless. Thereby ruining Japan's economy and causing WW3.
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A_Curious_Cat

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« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2021, 05:41:22 pm »

kill A grammmar nazi Wid Me Axe


Meh.  They were intended to be a one-scene-wonder, anyways...
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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2021, 01:32:10 am »

Stab that cookie dragon with a screwdriver and steal all his cookies.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2021, 03:29:04 am »

Turn 3



Retrieve the drill and repeat the previous action, this time aiming for Dustan’s head.

“Trash?!!  You dare refer to the Sacred Weapon of The Knights of Insanity as ‘trash’?”

[1] The Curious Cat ran after the drill in an attempt to find it, but the only thing he saw was the Gollum running away with it! To make things worse, one of the corpses suddenly rose behind him and attempted to strike!

[6] “Have at thee!!!” yells the Curious Cat, his battle cry petrifying the undead in an instant! 'It's the last time I save you mortal! Retrieve the drill and fulfill your mission!'

Gollum: Took the drill



counterattack with a Uno reverse card, then steal his drill and take revenge on this knight of insanity with his own weapon!

[2] Dustan attempts to strike back with an uno reverse card, but it turns out that he left his deck at home!

A man in a brown militaristic uniform and wearing a red armband with a black letter ‘G’ emblazoned on it walks up to Dustan Hache, pointing their finger accusingly at him.

“‘An’...  ‘an Uno reverse card”.  My word, you didn’t even capitalize first word in you’re sentence!”

The man then thrust his straightened hand high in the air in front of him.

“Heil Webster!”, he exclaims and quickly turns around, goose-stepping into the distance.



kill A grammmar nazi Wid Me Axe


[Grammar nazi: 1] [Orca Trooper: 2]

Orca Trooper charged at the grammar nazi with such a momentum that his swing completely missed! His axe lodged into the ground and he bumped into the nazi, who flew back, way far to the Witch-king, which displeased with that sudden display, chopped his head off and turned him into a ghoul!



Steal the brownie book back and pray to the mighty brownie gods.

[Knightwing: 2] [Witch-king: 2]

Knightwing rushed up to the witch king and tried to pry the Tome of Brownies from his cold, dead hands. They struggled for a moment, to no avail, and gave up for now.



The great dragon Crustulum looks upon the foolish mortals, and scoffs. Brownies, ha! Those of true culture know that cookies are the greatest treasure in the realm.

He lazily draws one such from the hoard he lays upon, and dips it into one of the rivers of warm chocolate milk that flow through his lair before consuming it luxuriously. Yes, this is the life all immortals should aspire toward.

Stab that cookie dragon with a screwdriver and steal all his cookies.

[Crustulum: 6] [King Zultan: 4]

King Zultan in some mysterious way teleported to the lair of the great dragon, armed with a rusty screwdriver and with frenzy in his eyes. Crustulum instantly noticed him and started spewing flames all around, lightly wounding his challenger, but also burning his entire cookie hoard into coal!

The entire cookie hoard is lost!



seduce witch king

[Egan: 4] [Witch-king: 1]

Egan approached the Witch-king of Angmar and gave him a seductive look. The Witch-king completely fell into Egan's charm!

The Witch-king will skip his main actions and try to perform Egan's orders for 2 turns, but will counter incoming attacks.



Remove shirt to reveal big ass dragon tattoo and fistfight the Witch King, if the brownies were to fall into the wrong hands the Yen will become even more worthless. Thereby ruining Japan's economy and causing WW3.

[Angry Demon Noises: 1] [Witch-king: 2]

While not expecting a sucker punch, the Witch-king did expect incoming enemies. He barely dodged out, almost tripping. Angry Demon Noises couldn't decelerate from his momentum and rolled down the mountain of corpses, straight into Orca Trooper's axe!

You died. Try again.



[Grammar ghoul: 6] [Egan: 5]

While the Witch-king fell into Egan's charm, the freshly turned grammar ghoul did not! The headless corpse lunged at Egan in an attempt to bite, but then it realized that it has no head! It pushed Egan down the mountain, who landed safely, but their charm on the witch king was broken! The grammar ghoul threw one of the brownies to the ground by mistake, deeply angering the Witch-king, who immediately turned it into a bloody pulp with his great mace!

Grammar ghoul: Dead
Egan's charm broken


11 BROWNIES LEFT




Spoiler: Gollum (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Angry Demon Noises (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Crustulum (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Orca Trooper (click to show/hide)

King Zultan

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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2021, 03:39:39 am »

"Take that ya damned uptight dragon, spewin all that shit about cookies being so great then ya go and burn em all to nothin, fuckin moron."
Run at the dragon, get close to him and stab him in his probably fat gut.
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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2021, 03:41:08 am »

"God FUCKING DAMN IT! MY DATE! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!"

Stab self, chase the ghoul into hell and double-kill it.
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« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2021, 07:12:21 am »

Chase after the Gollum and, after catching up with it, tell it that I have a substance called “fudge” that is superior to brownies.  Offer to trade “fudge” for the Drill of Insanity. 

If the Gollum agrees, take the Drill and create “fudge” using the power of my Lower Chakra and give the “fudge” to the Gollum. 

If the Gollum does not agree, then kill it and take the Drill. 

Afterwards, run back and attack Dustan Hache in the head with the Drill while yelling “Odorous Trashcan Cover, today is the day you shall die!!!!!!,,!,!,!”
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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2021, 07:28:15 am »

I try to steal my book back again. If I successfully steal my book back, I pray to the brownie gods.
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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2021, 08:41:01 am »

Crustulum's eyes practically bug out from his fury.
HOW DARE YOU?!?

For his offense, rend mine opponent to ribbons of flesh with mine terrible claws!
« Last Edit: April 25, 2021, 02:14:39 pm by Glass »
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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2021, 11:24:54 am »

>Get my name legally changed to 0cra_tr0per to fix things. It's 0cra damnit!
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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #25 on: April 25, 2021, 11:37:01 am »

C’mon!  At least get Okra Tripper’s name right!
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ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES

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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #26 on: April 25, 2021, 11:48:25 am »

Surprise, the Angry Everywhere system means the Witch King will be forced to fight Angry in several wacky situations so he can unlock the Tiger Drop. Time for round two where both of them play bowling.
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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #27 on: April 25, 2021, 12:57:22 pm »

Go find some orcs. Train them into a decent fighting force before the knight of insanity returns to challenge me again.
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« Reply #28 on: April 25, 2021, 03:34:28 pm »

After getting the Drill of Insanity back and before confronting Dustan Hache again, go and get four of my Brothers of The Knights of Insanity to help me.

The first Brother will be armed with The Spoon of Insanity.

The second with The Dead Mackerel of Insanity.

The third will play the bagpipes while we fight.

And the fourth will bring a shrubbery. A nice shrubbery.  Not too big.  Not too small.  Just right.
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« Reply #29 on: April 25, 2021, 04:28:57 pm »

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