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ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES

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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #60 on: May 06, 2021, 02:16:23 pm »
Mess with the Witch king's ping, thus causing him to lag
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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #61 on: May 06, 2021, 02:16:54 pm »
>Kill all the zmobies (they're like zombies but misspelled due to a magical accident) that happen to have some misspelling of "0cra_tr0per" as their name. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.
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it's over

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« Reply #62 on: May 06, 2021, 02:56:50 pm »
”Bah! Legs are just one of many forms of mobility!”

Grow a pair of wings on my back and use my new spatula to seize control of the brownies!
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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #63 on: May 06, 2021, 04:27:57 pm »
Book, Get. Now!
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Glass

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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #64 on: May 06, 2021, 07:06:55 pm »
DAMN YOU, MUCOR!

Eviscerate yea foul Mucor to avenge mine bakers!
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
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Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
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I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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« Reply #65 on: May 07, 2021, 04:08:09 am »
"Damn armies taking that stuff that belongs to me!"
I'm a dragon, so I shall do what dragons do in this situation, I shall eat all the armies.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #66 on: May 08, 2021, 09:06:58 am »
"Darn. Need a new weapon. OI GROTZ, FIND ME ANUVVA CHOPPA!"
Order my weakest orcs to find me a new weapon, train the rest so they are in top shape for the coming battle.
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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« Reply #67 on: May 08, 2021, 09:09:04 am »
In my mind:

"Nooooo! I'm at the bottom of the ocean, I can't breathe!"

"I don't want to diiiiiiiie!!!"

"But... maybe someone is around... Oh, yes! Cthulhu must be hidden nearby!"

"Almighty Cthulhu, I pray to you! Save my piteous soul!"

"You can transform me in any amphibious monstrosity you want! I just need to be able to breathe under the sea and in the air, so that I can continue my quest for the brownies..."

"Please, Cthulhu... Don't let me die!"
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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #68 on: May 08, 2021, 10:15:03 am »
ORDER UNDERLINGS TO RELOAD CATAPULT, THEN RELAX WITH REFRESHING ALE       
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« Reply #69 on: May 08, 2021, 10:28:12 am »
Lead my fools Army of Insanity in to hilarious glorious suicide battle against the Trash Can Lid and his orcs.
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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #70 on: May 08, 2021, 11:34:59 am »
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Roseheart partially turns into a brownie golem!

Continue to brownie.
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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #71 on: May 08, 2021, 12:40:40 pm »
Kill the game by making my own brownies.
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Glass

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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #72 on: June 07, 2021, 10:12:47 am »
(Did Tric roll a 5?)
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
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Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
Quote from: King Zultan on December 15, 2018, 06:15:48 am
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #73 on: June 07, 2021, 04:56:22 pm »
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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #74 on: June 25, 2021, 04:43:04 pm »
Jeff Bezo's an Amazon center into existence
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