Turn 6
I will have my date! This is new jersey, everyone's dead here, so why should I let a little blood loss stop me? It'll probably just make me hotter to the witch king!
Now suplex that ghoul!
[Egan: 4] [Gramma ghoul: 5]
Egan clutched to their life force and attempted to defeat the ghoul, but it beat Egan to a bloody pulp!
Egan Died: 2
Permit these bakers access to mine chocolate supplies, though watch them for treachery. Should none be found, I shall protect my new vassals, for the resources they may bring to bear are of greatest value.
Yeesssssss, excellent.[6] Crustulum allowed the bakers to mine for chocolate supplies, but they were so greedy in doing so that hey have awakened Mucor, the great demon!
[Mucor: 4] [Bakers: 1]
With just one mighty swing, the demon annihilated all of the bakers!
Roar in frustration, then break into the residence of the brownie gods and steal that Spatula!
[SuperDino: 6] [Brownie gods: 2]
SuperDino roared in anger and teleported himself right into the residence of brownie gods, then pried the Spatula of Awesome from the hands of the Brownie Momma herself, then teleported back to the battlefield! Brownie Momma cursed him and both of his legs decayed!
SuperDino: No legsSuperDino: Spatula of Awesome
Force the Witch-King into obligatory QTE chain. Not the good kind, the Heavy Rain kind
[Angry_Demon_Noises: 4] [Witch-king: 5]
Angry_Demon_Noises attempted to catch the witch-king into a QTE chain, but the witch-king was faster and caught him into one first! The beating was so severe that Angry_Demon_Noises died!
Angry_Demon_Noises: Dead
Roll To Not Die and smother the flames that are consuming me, at full speed down the cadaverous mountain, and go play a game of Fire Pinball among Dustan's orcs, ricocheting from one to the other.
Try making the highest score imaginable and become the Grand Pinball Champion of Middle-Earth!!![/b]
Use my broken sword as a bat to knock yellow pixel's flaming ball body (balldy?) away from the orcs and into the brothers of knights of insanity, Then resume having said orcs mobbing them. Also, pick up a new weapon from one of the fallen brothers.
[Yellow Pixel: 5] [Dustan: 6]
"Fire! I'm on fiiiire! Aaarrrrrrgh!" yelled the Yellow Pixel, trying to run towards the orcs, but Dustan sacrificed some of them to steer the fireball into the brothers of insanity!
[Yellow Pixel: 3] [Brothers of Insanity: 5]
The Brothers of Insanity opened a portal and sent the Yellow Pixel to the bottom of the ocean!
“Run away!!,!!,!”
Grab the pieces of The Drill of Insanity, the remaining Weapons of Insanity, and the remaining Brothers and high-tail it back to our base. Once there get The Smiths of Insanity to reforge/repair The Drill of Insanity. While they’re busy, go to the Armory of Insanity and get The Rubber Chicken of Insanity to use in the meantime.
Together with my two remaining Brothers, gather an Army of Insanity to crush the orcs.
Also, recruit two new Brothers and obtain a new shrubbery and a new set of bagpipes if necessary.
[Brothers of Insanity: 4] [Orcs: 2]
The Curious Cat and his brothers of Insanity fled from Dustan's army!
[5] Curious Cat managed to pick up all the pieces of the drill and the remaining weapons, returned to their base and gave their smith the drill to repair!
[5] The Chicken of Insanity was awaiting his return and he could pick it up.
[4] The Curious Cat and his brothers raised an army of 200 men!
[1] No one could replace the brothers, and the search costed Curious Cat the loss of half of his army!
Curious Cat: 100 men army, Rubber Chicken of Insanity
I pop back in to existence and pray to every god that exists to get me back my book!
[4] Knightwing pops back into existence and begins his prayer!
[Knightwing: 5] [Witch-king: 6]
The witch-king resisted the heavenly aid that Knightwing received, but in doing so, he dropped two more brownies!
>Force change my name to 0cra_tr0per at the explicit disapproval of the entire dyslexic population of the universe.
[4] Ogre Trophy finally managed to change their name into 0cra_tr0per!
"Hell yeah I'm a dragon now! Now I did this for a reason but I don't remember any more so now I'm gonna go do.... dragon stuff."
Look around where I find myself and see what kind of things I own now that I'm a dragon.
[2] King Zultan looks around and sees entire armies gathered around him. The armies took everything that King Zultan owned!
+1 to the next roll
Become the brownies.
[1 +2] Roseheart partially turns into a brownie golem!
FIRE THE CATAPULT(S)!
[Yoink: 6] [Witch-king: 2]
Yoink gave a signal to fire the catapult. The projectile flied over in an arc and hit the witch-king, but one more brownie was lost in the process!
8 Brownies Left!
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