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Dark One

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Roll Todie
« on: April 24, 2021, 02:43:52 am »

The Witch-king of Angmar seized the finest creation made together by some of the greatest artisans of all races - a large platter of freshly baked brownies. He is towering menacingly on top of a mountain of bodies, slaying every challenger who wishes to take the brownies back.



No limits, standard rtd 1d6, go fetch!

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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2021, 03:07:41 am »

Admire the scent from afar....
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2021, 03:30:22 am »

Throw a rock at him.
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Dark One

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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2021, 05:09:20 am »

Turn 1

Admire the scent from afar....

[5] Roseheart takes a deep breath and the marvelous scent of the brownies fills their nostrils. There is something unusual about it, Roseheart feels stronger.

+1 to the next roll



Throw a rock at him.

[4] King Zultan picks up a sturdy rock and hurls it towards the Witch-king. The rock hit him in the helmet and momentarily stunned him!

Stunned, the Witch-king cannot take an action this turn!




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Dustan Hache

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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2021, 07:02:50 am »

be browniewraith. Serve the witch king More brownies, and stop anyone who dares attack him!
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2021, 07:54:03 am »

Write a brownie book.
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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2021, 08:10:42 am »

A lone figure stands before the browniewraith, wielding a drill.

“I swear by the beard-tentacles of Almighty Cthulhu, I shall destroy thee, foul dustbin lid!”

Drill holes in Dustan Hache.
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Dark One

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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2021, 08:42:10 am »

Turn 2



be browniewraith. Serve the witch king More brownies, and stop anyone who dares attack him!

[2] Dustan Hache intended to become a browniewraith and enter the service of the witch-king. The latter deemed him too weak to become a mighty wraith however, and kept him as a human servant for now.



Write a brownie book.

[5] Just by taking a distant look at the brownies and smelling their scent, Knightwing was able to come up with a recipe and get down to scribbling it down. The magic of the brownies themselves aided him in this effort and the Tome of Brownie was ready in no time!

Tome of Brownie



A lone figure stands before the browniewraith, wielding a drill.

“I swear by the beard-tentacles of Almighty Cthulhu, I shall destroy thee, foul dustbin lid!”

Drill holes in Dustan Hache.

[Curious Cat: 3] [Dustan: 6] 'I swear by the beard-tentacles of Almighty Cthulhu, I shall destroy thee, foul dustbin lid!' yelled the Curious Cat and charged forth. He lodged his tool in Dustan's stomach and attempted to drill, but it wouldn't budge! Dustan freed himself and offered the drill to the witch-king, who ripped it out of hist belly. Begone with this trash! he yelled and lobbed the drill away.

Curious Cat lost the drill.
Dustan is bleeding.




[5] The Witch-king noticed Knightwing's tome and telekinetically stole it!

Witch-king obtained the Tome of Brownie!




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« Last Edit: April 24, 2021, 08:44:24 am by Dark One »
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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2021, 09:05:14 am »

“Trash?!!  You dare refer to the Sacred Weapon of The Knights of Insanity as ‘trash’?”

“Have at thee!!!”

Retrieve the drill and repeat the previous action, this time aiming for Dustan’s head.
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Dustan Hache

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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2021, 09:08:42 am »

counterattack with a Uno reverse card, then steal his drill and take revenge on this knight of insanity with his own weapon!
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2021, 09:27:39 am »

counterattack with a Uno reverse card, then steal his drill and take revenge on this knight of insanity with his own weapon!

A man in a brown militaristic uniform and wearing a red armband with a black letter ‘G’ emblazoned on it walks up to Dustan Hache, pointing their finger accusingly at him.

“‘An’...  ‘an Uno reverse card”.  My word, you didn’t even capitalize first word in you’re sentence!”

The man then thrust his straightened hand high in the air in front of him.

“Heil Webster!”, he exclaims and quickly turns around, goose-stepping into the distance.
« Last Edit: April 24, 2021, 10:23:21 am by A_Curious_Cat »
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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2021, 11:46:35 am »

Steal the brownie book back and pray to the mighty brownie gods.
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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2021, 01:27:16 pm »

seduce witch king
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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2021, 02:20:03 pm »

kill A grammmar nazi Wid Me Axe

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Re: Roll Todie
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2021, 03:07:45 pm »

The great dragon Crustulum looks upon the foolish mortals, and scoffs. Brownies, ha! Those of true culture know that cookies are the greatest treasure in the realm.

He lazily draws one such from the hoard he lays upon, and dips it into one of the rivers of warm chocolate milk that flow through his lair before consuming it luxuriously. Yes, this is the life all immortals should aspire toward.
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