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Author Topic: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?  (Read 13256 times)

Yellow Pixel

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Re: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?
« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2021, 08:25:52 am »

We could, but do we really need a cure for this?
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Re: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?
« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2021, 09:38:02 am »

How much rope could a were-opossum sum, if a were-opossum could sum rope?
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King Zultan

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Re: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?
« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2021, 03:48:57 am »

We could, but do we really need a cure for this?
I mean a bullet is as good a cure as any.
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Re: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?
« Reply #34 on: April 29, 2021, 01:30:02 pm »

Silvered cat food!
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There is something to be said about, if the stakes are as high, maybe reconsider your certitudes. One has to be aggressively allistic to feel entitled to be able to trust. But it won't happen to me, my bit doesn't count etc etc... Just saying, after my recent experiences I couldn't trust the public if I wanted to. People got their risk assessment neurons rotten and replaced with game theory. Folks walk around like fat turkeys taunting the world to slaughter them.

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Re: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?
« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2021, 07:53:42 am »

Found some advice from the distant past:
Here's something that was posted in the last out of context thread,
Why don't you LIGHT YOUR HANDS ON FIRE AND PUNCH THE 'COON TO DEATH.

It seems relevant...

King Zultan

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Re: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?
« Reply #36 on: May 02, 2021, 03:40:46 am »

Werepossums won't mess with you if your on fire.
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EuchreJack

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Re: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?
« Reply #37 on: May 02, 2021, 09:38:19 am »

Werepossums won't mess with you if your on fire.

They may try to help you put out the flames by peeing on you, though.

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Re: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?
« Reply #38 on: May 02, 2021, 02:50:19 pm »

Werepossums, necromancers.. This thread is doomed.
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Re: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?
« Reply #39 on: May 02, 2021, 05:46:40 pm »

Don’t worry, it’ll eventually die down.










Then, years later a thread necromancer will happen upon it...
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Re: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?
« Reply #40 on: May 02, 2021, 08:17:46 pm »

Then, years later a thread necromancer will happen upon it...

. . . Bump into it, you might say?
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