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[Superdorf]

I'VE HAD ENOUGH ALCOHOL TO KILL AN ELEPHANT, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

[EuchreJack]

"EuchreJack is committing scumhunting faux pas all over the place"

Hey now, not everyone got to learn mafia correctly and properly like you wamby pampily veterans.  So far, this random mess is the closest I've gotten to playing real mafia.  Part of me would really appreciate being told how to "properly" play the game, rather than getting insulted all the time.

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SINK OR SWIM

FIGHT OR FLIGHT

DO OR DIE

IF YOU WIN YOU LIVE IF YOU LOSE YOU DIE YOU CANT WIN IF YOU DONT FIGHT TATAKAE TATAKAE

YOU THINK WE KNEW HAD ANYBODY TO TEACH US HOW TO PLAY MAFIA FROM THE START THINK AGAIN PAL WE HAD TO FIGURE IT OUT ALL FOR OURSELVES

YOU THINK WE RUN BEGINNERS MAFIAS TO TEACH NEW PLAYERS HOW WE PLAY ANYMORE THINK AGAIN PAL

THINK EUCHREJACK THINK

That said, you're an ass,

TRUEST THING YOU'VE SAID ALL DAY PAL

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Honestly just look at how 4maskwolf, ToonyMan, or webadict play and emulate them. A clumsy scumhunt can be forgiven if it's apparent that you're genuinely scumhunting, but ideally you would want to drop the 'clumsy' part as soon as possible.

I wasn't sure if I should just post the picture or the whole post, so I just went with everything

[Shakerag]

Holy shit, that was a thing of beauty.

[webadict]

I think the greatest part of that is the copypasta in the textbox.

[Mephansteras]

Nice

[EuchreJack]

More copypasta!

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EuchreJack - consistent with his goofball town meta

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EuchreJack is committing scumhunting faux pas all over the place but that's in keeping with his town meta.

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Anyways I'm going to start throwing beers back but I'll also be around to answer questions and stuff since drunk mafia is surprisingly entertaining to play.

For the full story read here!

[EuchreJack]

From The Crypts of the Eastern Monastery:

I am the bone of my words

Letters are my body, and sentences are my blood

Unknown to conciseness, nor known to tl;dr

Withstood pain to create many paragraphs and yet

These hands will never hold anything

So, as I pray, Unlimited Word Works

[Mephansteras]

Generally best not to post anything from games in progress. You never know what might sway a game unintentionally.

[EuchreJack]

Right, sorry about that.

[TolyK]

Diagram:

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[EuchreJack]

Time to update the Quotes & Meme Archive, now that MATRIX6 is over:

Toonyman:

Pref has a good reason for voting me

So it's true you're focusing on trying to look town and not find mafia?

Where's your read list Toonyman?

FallacyofUrist (makes more sense now that we know they were mafia):

Time To Feast Time To Feast Time For You To Be Deceased:
Hedgerow.

EuchreJack is scum for just giving it to Roden over and over again; that much is clear.
Everyone else seems about normal.  Can't really complain.  Just a regular townie doing regular townie things.
Roden would give the advantage to the mafia though.  There's no good reason to put the BP out there and he was sure enough to pin him or his partner as a role.

This tastes really bad. 'Everyone else seems about normal' is just... no? Nothing at all stands out among everyone else? That's a lotta detachment.
BluarianKnight. They're playing like they did in Magic Mafia. I'd vote them, but hedgerow stands out more for the moment.

...truly evil.
To be clear, Hedgerow was Town, one of many victims of the Magma Mater - FOU scum team.

[TricMagic]

Jack your self-vote actually did confirm that Roden and Pref were town, but it still left the two mafia inside FoU/Magma/Jack and everyone wanted to kill you for acting insane during lylo. You might have been able to leverage that Roden and Pref were 100% town if you weren't butting heads with Roden so much and calmed down.



EDIT:
Actually I guess it would just prove that at least one inside Roden/Pref is town. Good enough.

[notquitethere]

I just remembered there were some gems in the Jade Court game.

Why You Should Nominate NotQuiteThere


He is handsome but mysterious


His character role is heroic and wise


He has no idea who the good or bad guys are so would not be best placed among the electorate

And then Jim's followup:

notquitethere

[Jim Groovester]

This deserves to be here from that game as well.

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[Knightwing64]

That is actually supremely funny. Hopefully one day I can aspire to be the main character in one of these memes