Now that the cocoon is finished, attempt metamorphosis
(6) After quite a bit of sitting in your cocoon you finally feel yourself start to change and you feel you might end up being even bigger than what you were going to be originally.
I convert the slanes back to the good side and have them help people. I apologize to god and start preaching, Converting follows and giving the faithful powers to help protect people in need and injured planes.
I heal my plane and empower it, And I call down good planes from the heavens to combat the evil ones. After that, I fix the machine and make it breaking proof, And then... I turn on the machine. (After all this, It better be a damn good machine.)
Lastly, I use my karma and reality warping powers to make the evil planes and Yellow Pixel find the error in the way and become good again. I then gain a plane halo.
(Converting the slanes back to the good side = 1) You use some of your powers to try to bring the slanes back to the good side and have them help people, but you immediately see that this hasn't worked as the slanes seem to be more evil than ever and are now eating people and animals alive.
(Apologizing to god = 4) You get down on your plane equivalent of knees and pray for god's forgiveness and apologize for trying to become a god.
(Does he accept = 4) Since you haven't been struck by lightning you feel that he has accepted your apology.
(Preaching about plane god = 4) You then go to the nearest town that isn't being destroyed and start preaching to the people about plane god.
(Converting followers = 6) And after only a few minutes of preaching you somehow have gathered a massive group of followers.
(Giving the faithful powers to help people in need and injured planes = 6) You then give the faithful the power to help planes and people, but a few people can't handle the powers they're given and they die.
(Healing the plane = 3) You then heal the plane slightly.
(Empowering the plane = 4) You then use your powers to empower the plane.
(Calling forth good planes from heaven = 4) You call forth as many good planes from plane heaven as you can.
(Good planes VS evil planes = Good 4 VS Evil 5) And they set forth to fight the evil planes, but after several minutes of intense air combat you see no changes to the number of ether side.
(Fixing the machine = 1) You spend a few minuets of messing with the machine and every thing you do to it breaks as you work and this happens so many times that you finally get fed up with this thing and smash it in your rage against it not working.
(Using your karma and powers to make the evil planes find the error of their ways and become good = You 3 VS Evil Planes 4) You try to change the evil planes into good planes but they just barely resist your magic.
(Using your karma and powers to make Yellow Pixel find the error of their ways and become good = You 1 VS Yellow Pixel 4) You then try to use magic to make Yellow Pixel into your version of goodness, but he completely resists your magic.
(Gaining a plane halo = 5) You then use your magic to gain a plane halo, which looks like what you'd imagine a halo would but made of little airplanes.
>Escape the black hole currently consuming the earth by activating the button that teleports my entire house into the core of my awesome spaceship sitting in orbit of Mars, and leave this dying planet.
(6) You quickly push your emergence evac button, that causes your entire fortress to be teleported to your spaceship that's currently orbiting mars, and that all goes quite well until you realize that your spaceship is currently being invaded by Martians.
light armok on fire and shoot eldritch lightning at Cthulhu.
(Lighting Armok on fire = 3) You use your powers to set Armok on fire, but the only part of him to catch fire is his beard and hair.
(Shooting Eldritch lightning at Cthulhu = 3) You shoot some regular lightning at him.
light armok on fire and shoot eldritch lightning at chltuthu.
((Yeah… that poser chltuthu isn’t what he thinks he is. He’s nowhere near as good as Cthulhu.
Stop possessing the guy I’m possessing and go possess Stanley. Then go murder his employer while praising Cthulhu loudly.
(Stopping possessing the guy = 5) You stop possessing the SWAT guy.
(Possessing Stanley = 4) It take a few minutes to find that Stanley guy and when you finally do he's walking into a mansion, and it turns out he's really easy to possess.
(Finding Mr. Gavichov = 5) It then takes a few more minutes to figure out where the guy that owns the house is, but you eventually find him in a dinning room.
(Killing him = You 3 VS Mr. Gavichov 2) You then immeditaly grab a knife and rush at him and try to stab him, but he dodges out of the way, the next few minutes of the fight go like this so far nobody's injured.
(Praising Cthulhu = 5) You chant praises to Cthulhu the entire fight.
Mr Gavichov sighs the longest sigh yet."Since it seems logical actions are not working whatsoever its time to try illogical actions! Stanley I want you to pretend no believe! You have a remote in your hand that can activate the R.S.D then press the imaginary activation button. When that inevitably fails just head back to the mansion maybe I can order a new one on Beebay™ or something."
Have Stanley do what I told him to do while I finish up my lobster (in a sad way) also see if reality has been screwed up enough yet for a R.S.D to be orderable on Beebay™ somehow.
(Stanley using his imagination to activate the R.S.D. Device = 1) Stanley tries with all his might to use his imagination to activate the device, but after ten minutes of trying and failing he gives up.
(Stanley getting back to the mansion = 4) After several minutes of walking he finally makes it back to the mansion.
(Finishing your lobster in a sad way = 3) You eat sadly eat a bit more of your lobster before you finlly decide you've had enough, and the entire turn of event's as turned you off the food.
(Is an R.S.D. available on Beebay = 3) You then pull out your laptop and quickly get on to Beebay and look up the device, and some how you find not the device but the plans to build one available for sale.
Then suddenly Stanley bursts into the room and grabs a knife and tries to attack you while chanting about Cthulhu or something, but at least he isn't very good with a the knife so you haven't got hit yet.
I become immune to Knightwing64's magic.
I order the Menows to eliminate Knightwing64.
I finish eating up the revived airplane with my catplane.
(Becoming immune to Knightwing's magic = 6) You use some strong dark magics to make yourself immune to Knightwing's magic, but you suddenly realize that your not only immune to his magic but all magic, now you are immune to both harmful and helpful spells.
(Ordering the Menows to eliminate Knightwing = Menows 1 VS Knightwing 2) They try to kill him but they can't seem to get a good hit on him.
(Catplane eating the revived airplane = 3) It takes a few bites out of the plane but doesn't kill it.
Wake up from the nothing I have done for some time
(4) You suddenly wake up inside that random plane you jumped onto quite a while ago, you quickly look around and see that your inside an ordinary plane.
Fight that guy that just punched me.
(2) You would but you just got punched into another building.
Go fight that poser Cthulhu.
(6) You rush forth and gab that poser and throw him into some buildings, but when that guys crashes into the building some rubble flies out and hits you injuring your pudding body.
What does it do.
(3) It gets slightly bigger.
There's a black hole taking up a little more than the airport, Cthulhu and Armok are fighting in a nearby town, Knightwing's slanes are going around the town and killing and destroying everything, there's also a MASSIVE portal to plane hell, and Banning of Cthulhu worship is banned, also there's an Undead grammar Nazi on thread title, Cities all around the world are being attacked by Yellow Pixels slanes, millions of dark planes have been released from plane hell, there are no skyscrapers on earth.Player stuff and inventory:
A_Curious_Cat: Dead, poltergeist, doesn't know anything about airplane controls, blessed by Cthulhu, possessing Stanley
Dustan Hache: Is a pilot, massive headache, dead, in pilot heaven
chaotic skies: power to make things sticky, dead
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Rude drawing, missing one shoe, showed that other plane what it gets for ignoring you, several harpoons, bag of loot, cannon, blew up another plane, slightly injured
Horizon: Did a barrel roll, screaming about Skippy, also dead, grumpiest ghost, is a ghost plane, has a bunch of ghosts, currently in purgatory
Knightwing64: Guarding the fuel in a luggage fort, knows how to make protective enchantments, handgun and ammo, legendary plane karma, knows how to get rid of acid, knows plane healing magic, is sticky and flammable, appreciated by the plane, official plane caretakers license, no aura, a automatic plane healing machine, plane, six soul empowered slanes that are super evil and eat people alive, doesn't know how to make viruses, plane god will help if you make a plane church, weak reality warping plane powers, is an immortal plane, still has humanity, knows how to talk to planes, massive group pf faithful followers that have the power to help people and planes, many good planes, plane halo
TricMagic: Shat pants, dead
Magmacube_tr: magma wizard, highly acid resistant, nice sized house from obsidian and basalt on a hill in the acid dimension, sad, handgun, laptop, Pepe the frog, cursed, 4 passenger planes, the power to fix things with your fists
Egan_BW: Mind suppressing device that makes people that dislike planes drowsy it is currently off, Horizon's skull and spine, dead
EuchreJack: Migraine, nose bleed, dead
0cra_tr0per: Welder, sheet metal, makeshift knife, magnetic boots, six sided dice, dead, ZOMBIE-IMPOSTOR-METALFACED-HAZMAT-CYBORG-SWORDSMAN, extra protection, M249 with underbarrel shotgun and spare ammo loaded with plot armour pricing ammo, bullet wound, house reinforced walls a massive fortress complete with ammunition storage areas armories turrets of all sizes robotic guards a lava moat energy shielding and epic music now inside your awesome spaceship that's being attacked by Martians
Kakaluncha: several severed legs, chainsaw, loads more legs, dead
Yellow Pixel: Ninja cat, can opener, energy boost, diamond claws, only has eight lives, a catplane your control, mighty saliva, lord of some of the Slanes, slanes think dessert is a lie, is hated by all most every living thing except slanes, black robot cats called Menows fragile, evil plane church, immune to all forms of magic
Yoink: Back in time, heavy thing, male psychiatrist, hawaiian shirt, long blond wig, fake mustache
Fluffe9911: First class passenger, fancy cane, Parachute, small broken helicopter, expensive car, mansion, professional chef
Rockeater: entrenching tool, parachute, cut arm, on top of a plane, injured face, ordinary plane
Starver: dead and hating it, leaving a trail punctuation behind you
BlackPaladin99: Nodachi, dark magics, partly see through, deformed Armok clones that are insane, slightly stronger and mutated, immortal blood druid, true blood druid form
Naturegirl1999: metal caterpillar, in a cocoon, is changing, gonna be bigger
Condition of plane: 56%
Plane is sentient
Empowered
Number of turns until destination reached: 0 You have arrived.
Destination: Las Vegas Back to the airport you came from Japan. The airport you came from
Number of turns until fuel runs out: 0
Number of cabin crew:
Pilots: 0
Number of passengers:
First Class: 0
Business Class: 0
Economy Class: 0
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