I create more slanes, And I take control of the slanes on Yellow Pixel’s side and make them kill him.
I create a automatic healing plane machine that heals the plane whenever it’s injuried. I tell the plane I’m sorry and that Yellow Pixel is a bad guy.
I kill Magmacube_tr for trying to kill me.
I curse Yellow Pixel to be hated by every living thing on the planet.
(Making more slanes = 2) You try to create more slanes but you seem unable to do so.
(Taking control of the slanes on Yellow Pixel's side = 1) You try take control of the slanes but you can't, its as if your not allowed to.
(Creating an automatic plane healing machine = 5) Then you build an auto plane healing machine.
(Machine healing the plane = 2) And it does nothing, maybe you missed a piece when you built it?
(Telling the plane your sorry that Yellow Pixel is a bad guy = 4) You then go over to the plane and tell it sorry and about how Yellow Pixel is a bad guy, it seems to feel better after hearing these things.
(Killing Magmacube = You 3 VS Magmacube 4) You suddenly decide to try to kill Magmacube when he jumps through the window, but when you attack him you seem unable to harm him.
(Cursing Yellow Pixel to be hated by everything = 4) You then curse Yellow Pixel to be hated by all most everything, but the slanes seem unaffected by this.
>Heal myself by stealing an onboard first aid kit, before causing a mass extinction of all fully organic life within the plane..
(Stealing a first aid kit = 2) Try as you might you can't seem to be able to open the door of the plane, so no first aid for you.
(Killing all organic life in the plane = 4) You then in your frustration with the door use some powerful dark magics to kill all organic life on the plane, a few seconds after casting the spell you hear some screaming coming from inside the plane, this lasts about a minute before stopping. You feel this act kills several inactive players.
I look at "my" personal identification, pull out "my" phone and find out how much money "I" make.
Then "I" financially ruin "myself".
(Looking at your ID and phone = 4) You search "your" pockets and find both "your" phone and ID.
(Finding out how much money you make = 3) You then look at how much money "you" make, and find out "you" make about 50K a year.
(Financially ruining yourself = 4) You decide that the best course of action is to buy four Ferraris.
Right after buying the cars over your phone you suddenly feel a sharp pain allover your body, then you suddenly fall over dead along with everyone else inside the plane.
Shoot another vowel.
(Which vowel do you pick = 4) You decide to kill the A this time.
(Shooting the A = 5) You then shoot it several times.
(Does it die = 2) But it for some reason refuses to die, instead it seems to get angry like it might attack you for attacking it.
''Stupid frog! Thats it! I'll handle this, myself.''
Kill Knightwing64.
(You 4 VS Knightwing 2) You take a running start then jump through the cockpit window where Knightwing64 takes a few ineffective punches at you, so you in response punch him through a wall, you then follow him through the hole where you find his battered body, which you immediately start stomping on and you keep stomping until there isn't much left but mush.
Check the wreckage to see if my fellow rich people are alright.
My word what's wrong with you people! You could of killed me and- Oh my god my fellow first class men no! God are you fellows alright please be alright I- I didnt mean to drag you people into this oh god.
(5) Fortunately they also had the same luck as you and have come out of the crash unharmed.
Argh I should have kept some of that money
Find a small plane and fly above another flying jet
(Finding a small plane = 6) You run over to what's left of the hangers and dig through the rubble until you find a small plane, which you then have to carve a path out of the rubble for it, and unfortunately you cut your arm in the process.
(Flying it over another jet = 3) With all the time it took to dig the plane out you only manage to get the plane into the air.
I persuade the new slanes created by Knightwing64 to join my side.
I order my slanes to take the missile on the ground, lift it up in the air and drop it on the Holy Plane.
I grow a giant black cat head on the front of my plane and go chomp Knightwing64 to pieces with it.
(Ordering the slanes to take the missile = 5) You sen the slanes out to get the missile and they gladly do it.
(Dropping the missile on the holy plane = 6) They then fly high over top of the plane and drop the missile, and it strikes the back end of the plane and detonates, but a few of the slanes were to close to the blast and were killed.
(Growing a giant black cat head on the front of the plane = 6) You then use some powerful magic to turn the front of your plane into a giant cat's head.
(Planecat chomping Knightwing to pieces = Planecat 4 VS Knightwing 4) You then fly the catplane over to Knightwing as he flies through a wall in the plane, but the catplane misses him as he flies on by.
teleport out of the plane, summon a black hole in the middle of the plane, draw a nodachi, and go burn down the nearest gas station.
(Teleporting out of the plane = 6) You quickly teleport out of the plane before anything untoward can happen to you.
(Summoning a black hole in the plane = 4) You then cast a black hole summoning spell in the plane and a few seconds later one appears.
(How does the plane react to the black hole = 5) The plane reacts to this exactly as one would expect it to and what's left of it is immediately sucked into it.
(Drawing a nodachi = 6) You then quickly draw your nodachi.
(Burning down a local gas station = 4) And run off to the nearest gas station which you set fire to.
Go do what Cthulhu does.
(2) He continues to be tangled up in the rubble.
At some point the National Guard was called and they will be arriving in: 2 TurnsThere's a black hole where the plane used to be is and it's surrounded by abandoned SWAT trucks, and Cthulhu is still pissed, there isn't an airport anymore.Player stuff and inventory:
A_Curious_Cat: Dead, poltergeist, doesn't know anything about airplane controls, blessed by Cthulhu, a bunch of money, possessed the leader of the SWAT teams, assault rifle, headache
Dustan Hache: Is a pilot, massive headache, dead
chaotic skies: power to make things sticky, dead
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Rude drawing, missing one shoe, showed that other plane what it gets for ignoring you, several harpoons, bag of loot, cannon, blew up another plane, slightly injured
Horizon: Did a barrel roll, screaming about Skippy, also dead, grumpiest ghost
Knightwing64: Guarding the fuel in a luggage fort, knows how to make protective enchantments, handgun and ammo, legendary plane karma, knows how to get rid of acid, knows plane healing magic, is sticky and flammable, injured, appreciated by the plane, official plane caretakers license, no aura, the plane is under your control, a automatic plane healing machine, dead
TricMagic: Shat pants, dead
Magmacube_tr: magma wizard, highly acid resistant, nice sized house from obsidian and basalt on a hill in the acid dimension, sad, handgun, laptop, Pepe the frog, cursed
Egan_BW: Mind suppressing device that makes people that dislike planes drowsy it is currently off, Horizon's skull and spine, dead
EuchreJack: Migraine, nose bleed, dead
0cra_tr0per: Welder, sheet metal, makeshift knife, magnetic boots, six sided dice, dead, ZOMBIE-IMPOSTOR-METALFACED-HAZMAT-CYBORG-SWORDSMAN, extra protection, M249 with underbarrel shotgun and spare ammo, bullet wound
Kakaluncha: several severed legs, chainsaw, loads more legs, dead
Yellow Pixel: Ninja cat, can opener, energy boost, diamond claws, only has eight lives, a catplane your control, mighty saliva, lord of some of the Slanes, slanes think dessert is a lie, is hated by all most every living thing except slanes
Yoink: In bathroom, dead
Fluffe9911: First class passenger, fancy cane, Parachute, small broken helicopter, three rich people
Rockeater: entrenching tool, parachute, cut arm, small plane
Starver: dead
BlackPaladin99: Nodachi
Condition of plane: 0%
Small portal to plane hell.
Banning of Cthulhu worship is banned.
Undead grammar Nazi on thread title.
Number of turns until destination reached: 0 You have arrived.
Destination: Las Vegas Back to the airport you came from Japan. The airport you came from
Number of turns until fuel runs out: 56
Number of cabin crew:
Pilots: 0
Number of passengers:
First Class: 0
Business Class: 0
Economy Class: 0
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