Steal the old man's monopoly money and jump out of the window
(4) While the man is planing his next move you quickly jump up, grab all the money, run over to a window, and throw yourself out of it. You land outside the plane where you see several SWAT guys looking at you somewhat scared.
Lick my arm and make it stop bleeding with my mighty saliva.
Now that I have taken control of another plane at the airport with one of my nine lives and that it is linked to my soul, teleport into that plane.
Use the communication systems of the other plane through my soul connection, and send a message to the Slanes, asking them to join my evil cause and go to war against the Holy Airplane.
Become the Lord of the Slanes and take flight with my own plane.
"You crappy airplane! I'll make you pay the price for your disobedience!"
(Using your mighty saliva to stop the bleeding = 5) You lick your wound until it is healed with your MIGHTY SALIVA.
(Teleporting into the plane you control = 5) You then use some kind of magic to teleport into the cockpit of your plane.
(Using your soul connection to the plane to talk to the Slanes = 5) You then use some other kind of magic to the Slanes.
(Asking the Slanes to join you in a war against the holy airplanes = 2) And you as them to join you in a war and they decline the offer.
(Becoming lord of the Slanes = 6) You then declare yourself lord of the Slanes and some seem to accept this but others are offended and say they'll kill you for this offense.
(Taking flight in your airplane = 2) You would but your not really sure how to make the play fly.
>Call an airstrike on the air traffic control tower and keep killing the SWAT team.
(Calling an airstrike on the air traffic control tower = 4) Using your various contacts you call down an airstrike.
(Airstrike hitting the air traffic control tower = 6) A few seconds later the entire airport is blow to bits leaving nothing behind but a pile of burning rubble.
(Continuing to kill the SWAT teams = 4) You continue to plow down the SWAT guys, there seem to be vary few of them left.
"Hmmm, I am only a volcano god. I need a stronger gods help if I am to have evolution faster. Luckily I know a guy."
Open the web and download Pepe the Frog, also known as Kek, the Ancient Eygptian god of Primordial Darkness.
(5) You search the internet for a minute before you find the right Pepe the frog, and you download him and he arrives in the world.
Keep playing monopoly.
Ah the sweet sweet taste of passive income.
(2) You would keep going but the guy grabs all the monopoly money then throws himself out of one of the windows.
I extend my mind into the slanes creating a hive mind and make them act like they accept the offer and then assassinate Yellow Pixel when he has his guard down. I also curse Magmacube_tr and his species for trying to harm the plane, Also I make the plane reject him destroying his room. After this, I experiment with magic.
(Extending your mind into the Slanes = 2) You try to extend your mind into the Slanes but you can't seem to be able do it.
(Cursing Magmacube_tr and his species = 5) You then put some kind of curse on Magmacube_tr and his species.
(Making the plane reject Magmacube_tr = 4) You then have the plane throw Magmacube out of the plane.
(Destroying the biome in the plane = 5) Then you have the plane destroy everything Magmacube had created in the cargo hold, which kills everything in there.
(Experimenting with magic = 4) You spend a few minutes messing with magic, and you find that you know how to do magic.
At this point, I can’t tell if I’m the good or bad guy anymore.
Who needs morality when you have A I R P L A N E
(3) It turns out you don't have an airplane, just a small helicopter looking thing.
At this point, I can’t tell if I’m the good or bad guy anymore.
Who needs morality when you have A I R P L A N E
Shoot the “A” in the thread’s title.
(Which A do you kill = Heads for A1 Tails for A2 = Heads) You flop a coin and chose to shoot the first A.
(Shooting the A in the title = 4) You then shoot the A and it falls from the title and slams into the ground near your position.
(Does the A die = 4) And your not sure if the bullets or the fall kills it, but it's dead.
Go do what Cthulhu does.
(6) He finally gets board of the paper and rips his way out of the airplane and rushes out and kills a few SWAT guys then heads off towards where the airport was.
How do they react to what's happening.
(3) A few of them start running from the area, and the rest keep hiding behind the trucks.
The plane is on the ground and is surrounded by only a few SWAT guys and they are currently pined down by gun fire and most are dead, there's a live/dud missile between the plane and SWAT teams with the bomb squad inbound, and Cthulhu is still pissed, there isn't an airport anymore.Player stuff and inventory:
A_Curious_Cat: Dead, poltergeist, doesn't know anything about airplane controls, blessed by Cthulhu, a bunch of money, possessed the leader of the SWAT teams, assault rifle, headache
Dustan Hache: Is a pilot, massive headache
chaotic skies: power to make things sticky
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Rude drawing, missing one shoe, showed that other plane what it gets for ignoring you, several harpoons, bag of loot, cannon, blew up another plane, slightly injured
Horizon: Did a barrel roll, screaming about Skippy, also dead, grumpiest ghost
Knightwing64: Guarding the fuel in a luggage fort, knows how to make protective enchantments, handgun and ammo, legendary plane karma, knows how to get rid of acid, knows plane healing magic, is sticky and flammable, injured, appreciated by the plane, official plane caretakers license, no aura, the plane is under your control, a race of mini planes called slanes and they are evil
TricMagic: Shat pants
Magmacube_tr: magma wizard, highly acid resistant, nice sized house from obsidian and basalt on a hill in the acid dimension, sad, handgun, laptop, Pepe the frog, cursed
Egan_BW: Mind suppressing device that makes people that dislike planes drowsy it is currently off, Horizon's skull and spine
EuchreJack: Migraine, nose bleed
0cra_tr0per: Welder, sheet metal, makeshift knife, magnetic boots, six sided dice, dead, ZOMBIE-IMPOSTOR-METALFACED-HAZMAT-CYBORG-SWORDSMAN, extra protection, M249 with underbarrel shotgun and spare ammo
Kakaluncha: several severed legs, chainsaw, loads more legs
Yellow Pixel: Ninja cat, can opener, energy boost, diamond claws, only has eight lives, a plane your control, mighty saliva, lord of some of the Slanes
Yoink: In bathroom
Fluffe9911: First class passenger, fancy cane, Parachute, small helicopter
Rockeater: entrenching tool, monopoly game
Starver:
Condition of plane: 64%
Protective enchantment on the fuel tank.
Aura of plane healing.
The plane is haunted.
Aura of plane karma.
Small portal to plane hell.
Plane is much faster now.
Banning of Cthulhu worship is banned.
There is no wine on the plane.
Undead grammar Nazi on thread title.
Cockpit door is gone.
First class cabin is barricaded.
Scratched all to hell.
A few days worth of supplies in first class.
There's a hole in the wall between economy and business class.
Walls in the cargo hold are made of sturn stuff.
Knightwing64's aura.
Stronger.
Under Knightwing64's control.
Number of turns until destination reached: 0 You have arrived.
Destination: Las Vegas Back to the airport you came from Japan. The airport you came from
Number of turns until fuel runs out: 56
Number of cabin crew:
Pilots: 2
Number of passengers:
First Class: 10
Business Class: 0
Economy Class: 0
Total: 10
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