Shoot at the SWAT team. Also get in a corner where anyone trying to flank me can learn the hard way that I have an underbarrel shotgun. Shoot at any SWAT guys I see that dare to leave their cover.
(Shooting at the SWAT team = 5) You open fire on the trucks again shattering windows and mirrors, and blowing out tires, keeping the SWAT guys hiding.
(Getting into a corner and using the underbarrel shotgun on anyone that gets close = 5) You then start backing into a the corner where the wing attaches to the plane and await anyone to try and flank you, but nobody does.
(Shooting any SWAT guys that leave cover = 6) You shoot at a few swat guys that poke their heads out, when suddenly someone shoots back at you forcing you to take cover, the shots didn't seem to come from guys hiding behind the trucks but instead from the air traffic control tower, it seems the SWAT teams have deployed at least one sniper in the tower.
''Time is still not fast enough! FASTER! FASTEEEEER!''
''...But now that I think of it, their environment being static may be causing the lack of changes. If there is no push to adapt and change, then there wont be much of it.''
Expand the place they live even more, breaking walls if necessary.
Make three distinct biomes;
- A plain made of tough or heavy clothes.
- A mountainous area made of emptied out luggage.
- A swampy area made out of socks, underwear and other soft clothing.
OOC:Also, shouldn't the other memes also reproduce? Flowers should be everywhere they can grow by now. And doges and nyan cats are predators right? They should check the population of their prey.
(Expanding the place they live even more = 3) It turns out you can only expand a little more, anymore room will require walls to be removed.
(Is breaking walls necessary = 1) But it turns out the walls are made from sterner stuff than you can tear down.
(Making biome one with heavy clothing = 2) Unsurprisingly there aren't any heavy clothing to use in the luggage of people that were flying to Las Vegas.
(Making biome two with empty suitcases = 4) But you do manage to make a small mountainous area with the empty suitcases.
(Making biome three with underwear = 4) And a swamp like area of underpants.
(OOC: how the things I forgot about react stuff from before = 4) They did reproduce a lot as well so now there are also loads of them.
Shoot the apostrophe in the thread title.
(Shooting the apostrophe = 6) You fire your assault rifle at the thread title and hit the apostrophe and hit it, but it starts to fall and before you can react it hits you, luckily you weren't hurt that bad as the guy your possessing was wearing a helmet.
(Does it die = 5) Upon inspection of the body you find that you have killed it.
Try to enjoy myself with everyone else while I wait for things to calm down
Alrighty then that settles that anyone have any fun board games or activity's to pass the time while we wait for things to settle down?
(5) The ceiling guy approaches you with a monopoly game, and the two of you set down for a game, and after a few minutes of play you find that you seem to be on the way to winning.
I infuse my aura into the plane, Making it stronger and under my control. I also gain divinity as the lord of all planes! I heal my plane subject and create a race of mini planes called Slanes. After this, I sit down and feed the plane it’s promised desert.
(Infusing your aura into the plane = 6) You infuse your aura into the plane, but you accidentally infuse all of your aura leaving you with out one, your not sure if this is a bad thing or not.
(Making it stronger = 4) You then use your powers to make the plane even stronger.
(And under your control = 5) You then do something and make the plane under your control.
(Gaining divinity as lord of all planes = 3) Try as you might you can't seem to figure out how to become the god of planes, and all you do is become lord of only the one plane.
(Healing the plane = 2) You try to heal the plane but you can't seem to do it.
(Creating a race of mini planes called slanes = 6) You use some more of your magic to create a race of little planes that you decide to call Slanes, and you succeed but they seem to be evil and they want to kill every thing that isn't them.
(Feeding the plane it's desert = 1) You would feed it the desert but you find that there is no desert to give it.
Try to enjoy myself with everyone else while I wait for things to calm down
Alrighty then that settles that anyone have any fun board games or activity's to pass the time while we wait for things to settle down?
Pull out a game of monopoly and offer the old man a game
(3) You pull out your monopoly game and start to play a game with the man, and after a bit it seems that you might be losing as you keep landing on his land.
I infuse my aura into the plane, Making it stronger and under my control. I also gain divinity as the lord of all planes! I heal my plane subject and create a race of mini planes called Slanes. After this, I sit down and feed the plane it’s promised desert.
"It's not going to happen like this, Knightwing!"
Dig a small hole in the plane floor and shed a few drops of my own blood into it (using my diamond claws).
After that, make a dark ritual, through wich I'll spend one of my nine lives to put the plane under soul control.
"Now the plane shall obey my will!"
(Digging a hole in the plane's floor = 3) You sit and claw at the floor for a few minutes and only end up with a small hole in the carpet.
(Using some of your blood and one of your nine lives to preform a dark ritual = 6) You sacrifice one of your nine lives and cut one of your arms for the blood and preform the dark ritual, and after much chanting and other such things you finish the ritual, but you find that your arm hasn't stopped bleeding, might need to do something about it.
(Getting the plane under your control = 3) You don't get the plane your in under your control, but you do manage to get another plane at the airport under your control, your just not sure which one.
SIT ON TOILET
RELAX
WAIT
(Sitting and relaxing on the toilet = 6) You have a nice relaxing sit on the toilet and you sit there for a bit before you accidentally drop your phone into the toilet.
(Waiting = 6) You then start waiting for something to happen.
Go do what Cthulhu does.
(2) He continues to read the paper.
How do they react to what's happening.
(6) They continue to stay behind cover, a few decide to peak out of cover only to be shot in the face for their trouble.
The plane is on the ground and is surrounded by SWAT teams and they are currently pined down by gun fire and a several are dead, there's a live/dud missile between the plane and SWAT teams with the bomb squad inbound, and Cthulhu is still pissed, there's a SWAT sniper in the air traffic control tower.Player stuff and inventory:
A_Curious_Cat: Dead, poltergeist, doesn't know anything about airplane controls, blessed by Cthulhu, a bunch of money, possessed the leader of the SWAT teams, assault rifle, headache
Dustan Hache: Is a pilot, massive headache
chaotic skies: power to make things sticky
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Rude drawing, missing one shoe, showed that other plane what it gets for ignoring you, several harpoons, bag of loot, cannon, blew up another plane, slightly injured
Horizon: Did a barrel roll, screaming about Skippy, also dead, grumpiest ghost
Knightwing64: Guarding the fuel in a luggage fort, knows how to make protective enchantments, handgun and ammo, legendary plane karma, knows how to get rid of acid, knows plane healing magic, is sticky and flammable, injured, appreciated by the plane, official plane caretakers license, no aura, the plane is under your control, a race of mini planes called slanes and they are evil
TricMagic: Shat pants
Magmacube_tr: magma wizard, highly acid resistant, nice sized house from obsidian and basalt on a hill in the acid dimension, sad, handgun, laptop
Egan_BW: Mind suppressing device that makes people that dislike planes drowsy it is currently off, Horizon's skull and spine
EuchreJack: Migraine, nose bleed
0cra_tr0per: Welder, sheet metal, makeshift knife, magnetic boots, six sided dice, dead, ZOMBIE-IMPOSTOR-METALFACED-HAZMAT-CYBORG-SWORDSMAN, extra protection, M249 with underbarrel shotgun and spare ammo
Kakaluncha: several severed legs, chainsaw, loads more legs
Yellow Pixel: Ninja cat, can opener, energy boost, diamond claws, only has eight lives, a plane in the airport is under your control but you don't know which one it is, bleeding arm
Yoink: In bathroom
Fluffe9911: First class passenger, fancy cane, Parachute
Rockeater: entrenching tool, monopoly game
Starver:
Condition of plane: 72%
Protective enchantment on the fuel tank.
Aura of plane healing.
The plane is haunted.
Aura of plane karma.
Small portal to plane hell.
Plane is much faster now.
Banning of Cthulhu worship is banned.
There is no wine on the plane.
Undead grammar Nazi on thread title.
Cockpit door is gone.
First class cabin is barricaded.
Scratched all to hell.
A few days worth of supplies in first class.
There's a hole in the wall between economy and business class.
Walls in the cargo hold are made of sturn stuff.
Knightwing64's aura.
Stronger.
Under Knightwing64's control.
There is a slightly larger area made up of a small mountainous biome made of suitcases, and a bigger swamp like biome made of underpants in the cargo hold filled with 320 Ugandan Knuckles, several hundred laughing flowers, Nayan cats, and doges, also there is the teletubies sun, the Ugandan Knuckles don't seem to like this place and Nayan cat and doges are hassling them.
Number of turns until destination reached: 0 You have arrived.
Destination: Las Vegas Back to the airport you came from Japan. The airport you came from
Number of turns until fuel runs out: 56
Number of cabin crew:
Pilots: 2
Number of passengers:
First Class: 10
Business Class: 0
Economy Class: 0
Total: 10
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