(I THINK THREAT TITLE IS COUNDTOWN)
KICK OPEN DOOR WITH MY BIG OL' BOOT
ASSESS SITUATION
BEGIN DISTRIBUTING WINGS TO ANYONE NOT SEEMING LIKE CRAZY LUNATIC WHAT DESERVES TO PLUNGE INTO SEA/EARTH
(Kicking open the door = 5) You immediately put your big damn boots into action by drop kicking the door of it's hinges.
(Assessing the situation = 6) It's fucked, people allover are dying, the plane is constantly being destroyed and fixed, people are fighting over the controls, so your best bet when it come to surviving the ordeal is to find a way off the plane.
(Distributing wings = 5) You then start passing out the wings to the economy class passengers since they seem to be the hardest hit, and after a few minutes you've handed out 100 pairs of wings using up one box of wings, and they all fly out of the plane.
Wake up and regain control of the plane before we end up having a escort that might shoot us down!
(Waking up = 6) You wake up with a massive headache.
(Regaining control of the plane = 6) Despite the pain you retake control of the plane, turn it around, and get ready for landing, but suddenly the controls jerk them selves from your hands and the plane start to land on it's own, but right at the last minute the landing gear get pulled up and it slams into the ground and skids across the tarmac.
Ask the other first class passengers to do a supply check while I deal with this spontaneously generated peasant.
Alrighty then glad we got that dealt with cabin almost looks as good as when I first boarded! Now then lets do a check to see what supplies we happen to ha- wait a second... who the bollocks
are you? *points my fancy cane at the dirty commoner who suddenly appeared/woke up in the first class cabin*
(Checking supplies = 4) It turns out the first class cabin has quite a lot of supplies, at least enough to last everyone in it a few days, but still no wine to be found.
(Dealing with spontaneously generated peasant that woke up = 2) You go to look over the guy that was asleep and it turns out he is a first class passenger that has somehow been asleep this whole time.
(Dealing with spontaneously generated peasant that came from the ceiling = 3) You shake your cane at him menacingly but he doesn't seem to mind it that much.
SOMOUM MOBI D BI MACKING GRAMER ERORS
(4) U use power of besterest gramer and sudenly the Moby D apear infront of u!
Also this make the grammar nazi zombie angry.
1. Find a virgin. Any virgin.
2. Sacrifice the virgin to summon Cthulhu.
3. …
4. Profit!!
5. Praise Cthulhu!!
(Finding a virgin = 5) You look around the plane and eventually find a baby.
(Sacrificing the virgin to summon Cthulhu = 6) You then use your knowledge of rituals to sacrifice the baby in the name of Cthulhu in hopes of summoning him, and it works he appears before you, but he doesn't seem very happy about being here.
(?? = 5) You quickly start selling off your stocks and bonds.
(Profiting = 2) But no one wants them so you don't get any money this time.
(Praising Cthulhu = 1) You praise him and he punches you and sends you right through a wall into the business class cabin.
I kindly ask the plane to turn around back to the airport as I give it a friendly hug. If that doesn’t work, I instead command it to go back.
(Asking the plane to turn around and go back to the airport = 2) You ask the plane nicely if it'll land at the airport, but it doesn't respond.
(Giving it a friendly hug = 4) You give the plane a friendly hug again, it seems to like this.
(If that fails command it to go back = 6) You then demand that the plane land at the airport and you tell if that if it doesn't do what you want it'll get no desert, and with that said it suddenly turns around and begins to land, but at the last second the landing gear gives out and it slams into the ground and it skids across the tarmac.
Find a nice seat in the first class and sleep for a bit
(2) You would sleep but there's this guy with a cane calling you a peasant.
Download memes into real life.
(4) You somehow figure out how to download memes into real life and you begin with some OG memes such as nyan cat and doge, and they quickly begin wandering around the cargo hold.
Find a nice seat in the first class and sleep for a bit
I find this quite humorous, since my character in the first class cabin (WTF, I never spend that kind of money on plane tickets, lol) just woke up. Go team sleepyhead!
Use Mind over Matter to bring the Airplane to its any destination immediately.
(3) You begin to channel your thoughts to landing the plane, and you do so until you get a nose bleed, but it doesn't seem to be working until suddenly the plane slams into the ground and you can hear it skidding across the ground, you decide to say this was all your doing and claim it as a victory for yourself.
The plane has sort of landed and somewhat crashed and is now sitting on the landing strip at the airport and is quickly being surrounded by SWAT trucks and men with guns. Also Cthulhu is here and he's pissed.Player stuff and inventory:
A_Curious_Cat: Dead, poltergeist, doesn't know anything about airplane controls, possessed a guy, falling through the air, blessed by Cthulhu, a bunch of money
Dustan Hache: Is a pilot, massive headache
chaotic skies: power to make things sticky
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Rude drawing, missing one shoe, showed that other plane what it gets for ignoring you, several harpoons, bag of loot, cannon, blew up another plane, slightly injured
Horizon: Did a barrel roll, screaming about Skippy, also dead, grumpiest ghost
Knightwing64: Guarding the fuel in a luggage fort, knows how to make protective enchantments, handgun and ammo, legendary plane karma, knows how to get rid of acid, knows plane healing magic, is sticky and flammable, injured, appreciated by the plane
TricMagic: Shat pants
Magmacube_tr: magma wizard, highly acid resistant, nice sized house from obsidian and basalt on a hill in the acid dimension, sad, handgun, laptop
Egan_BW: Mind suppressing device that makes people that dislike planes drowsy it is currently off, Horizon's skull and spine
EuchreJack: Migraine, nose bleed
0cra_tr0per: Welder, sheet metal, makeshift knife, magnetic boots, six sided dice, dead, ZOMBIE-IMPOSTOR-METALFACED-HAZMAT-CYBORG-SWORDSMAN, extra protection, long missile
Kakaluncha: several severed legs, chainsaw, loads more legs
Yellow Pixel: Ninja cat, two Kusarigama one strapped to back, can opener, energy boost
Yoink: Trapped in bathroom, several boxes of wings
Fluffe9911: First class passenger
Rockeater: Parachute, entrenching tool
Condition of plane: 70%
Passengers and crew are panicking.
Several people have died.
Protective enchantment on the fuel tank.
Aura of plane healing.
The plane is haunted.
Aura of plane karma.
Small portal to plane hell.
Exorcist on board.
Copilot is unconscious.
Plane is much faster now.
Banning of Cthulhu worship is banned.
There is no wine on the plane.
Undead grammar Nazi on thread title.
Cockpit door is gone.
First class cabin is barricaded.
One of the bathrooms doesn't have a door.
Scratched all to hell.
A few days worth of supplies in first class.
There's a hole in the wall between economy and business class.
Nayan cat and doge are wandering around the cargo hold.
Number of turns until destination reached: 0 You have arrived.
Destination: Las Vegas Back to the airport you came from Japan. The airport you came from
Number of turns until fuel runs out: 56
Number of cabin crew:
Pilots: 2
Number of passengers:
First Class: 10
Business Class: 65
Economy Class: 111
Total: 186
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