I stop everything trying to damage the plane in time as I heal the plane and cheer as we reach our destination. I hug the plane goodbye.
(Stopping everything that's trying to damage the plane = You 5 VS Him 1) You immediately sense a disturbance in the plane and rush out onto the wing and there you see that Cthulhu worshiping madman trying to drill out the rivets on the wing, so you immediately run out and drop kick the drill out of his hand sending it flying off the plane.
(Healing the plane = 4) You then quickly heal the plane some more.
(Cheering as destination is reached = 6) As the plane begins to descend you let out a hearty cheer, but your cheering is quickly cut off when the plane suddenly starts fly back up and away from the airport.
(Hugging the plane = 4) You do hug part of the plane, and the plane does seem to appreciate what your doing.
Tell the hazmatcyborgzombie in front of me:
"OK zombie, listen. I know you are angry that I just unkilled you with a shuriken, but me and you got a small problem. I want to go to Japan, and you want this plane to crash, but the plane is presently landing. So what do you say about going with me to the cockpit and forcing the pilot to continue the flight? Also, don't forget that planes tend to crash better when they fall from higher in the sky."
Afterward, go to the cockpit, and if the door happens to be locked, destroy it with my diamond claws and my kusarigama handle.
Order the pilot to reroute the plane towards Japan, and if he refuses, strangle him with the chain of my weapon until he accepts.
(Going to the cockpit = 4) You quickly rush to the cockpit and find the door locked.
(Destroying the door = 6) Upon seeing the door you quickly slash the hinges and the lock, then you do a spinning kick and send the door flying.
(Ordering the pilot to reroute the plane = You 4 VS Him 1) But the door flies through the cockpit and smacks the pilot in the back of the head knocking him unconscious, so with that you turn to the copilot and threaten him with death if he doesn't take you to Japan, so he quickly pulls up the plane and adjusts the heading towards Japan.
Dispose of any corpses in the area, barricade the first class cabin from the rest of the plane and generally tidy up the place.
Hmm I was promised wine... oh well I can always sue when we land, anyway you all make good points and this cabin is uncouth so let us tidy up and barricade ourselves from the commoners before any other problems arise besides isn't my first time dealing with corpses well... never this directly but I am digressing. Should you find all this work too unsightly and you think you have better chances outside this cabin leave now otherwise help me out here my fine fellows.
(Disposing of corpses = 2) You look around and find no corpses to get rid of, looks like they've already been removed.
(Barricading the first class cabin = 5) You and the others quickly start piling stuff up against the entrance of the first class cabin, using things like the wineless drink carts, parts of some of the ruined seats, and the luggage of the dead.
(Tidying up the place = 5) You then go about cleaning up some of the blood and burnt garbage .
"OK zombie, listen. I know you are angry that I just unkilled you with a shuriken, but me and you got a small problem. I want to go to Japan, and you want this plane to crash, but the plane is presently landing. So what do you say about going with me to the cockpit and forcing the pilot to continue the flight? Also, don't forget that planes tend to crash better when they fall from higher in the sky."
I can't crash it if it's already landed, so sure.
>Go seal clubbing, with the seals being everyone trying to go for a boring landing instead of a spectacular crash, and my club being an active missile
(Clubbing people trying to land the plane with a live missile = 2) You try to club people with the missile, but the missile is to long to really move it around the cabin.
Hm, landing in one turn?
Wake up
(5) You suddenly wake up and find yourself in the barricaded first class cabin surrounded by scared people.
''Goodness, I am still a bit dizzy.''
Get the rest of the acid off my system.
Connect to the internet through the laptop and enter Bay12.
Post this.
(Getting rid of the acid = 5) You go vomit in a corner and are finally rid of all of the acid.
(Connecting to the internet and logging on to Bay12 = 3) You then use the plane's WIFI to get onto the internet, but you find that Bay12 is currently down for maintenance.
LAND THE DAMN PLANE WITHOUT CRASHING! DONT DIE FROM BEING ATTACKED BY PSYCHOTIC ZOMBIES AND CAT PEOPLE
quick reminder: landing is not the same as crashing. The game should continue if we land intact.
(Landing the plane without crashing = 1) As your bringing the plane in for a landing when suddenly something happens behind you and hits you in the back of the head.
(Not dying from being attacked = 3) Luckily for you it only knocks you unconscious.
KILL THE Y AND USE IT AS BAIT FOR MOBY D
(Killing the Y = 5) You jump from the dead E right onto the Y and stab it to death with your harpoon.
(Using the dead Y as bait for Moby D = 2) You then sling the Y's corpse off to the side and wait for Moby D to appear, but he doesn't show up, maybe he knows your waiting for him.
Quickly drill out all of the rivets holding one of the wings to the fuselage. If possible, disconnect the other wing too and disassemble the landing gear. Praise Cthulhu loudly while doing so.
(Drilling out the rivets holding one of the wings on = 4-2) You go to start drilling the rivets out when that guy that keeps stopping you shows up and kicks the drill out of your hands sending it flying off the plane.
(Praising Cthulhu loudly = 1) You would praise him but that kick also seemed to have knocked the wind out of you.
Parachute on top of the plane and dig my way in?
(4) You float down with your parachute and land on top of the plane, then you pull out your entrenching tool and dig through the roof of the plane, you jump through the hole and find yourself in the first class cabin surrounded by scared looking people.
WELL, CONSIDERING HOW I GOT HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE...
CLOSE EYES AND HOLD BREATH UNTIL PASS OUT AND WAKE UP BACK IN MORTAL PLANE
...HEH. PUN NOT INTENDED.
(4) So you then hold your breath until you pass out and wake up back in the bathroom of the plane, and the door is still stuck.
Player stuff and inventory:
A_Curious_Cat: Dead, poltergeist, doesn't know anything about airplane controls, possessed a guy, falling through the air, blessed by Cthulhu, a bunch of money
Dustan Hache: Is a pilot, unconscious
chaotic skies: power to make things sticky
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Rude drawing, missing one shoe, showed that other plane what it gets for ignoring you, several harpoons, bag of loot, cannon, blew up another plane, slightly injured
Horizon: Did a barrel roll, screaming about Skippy, also dead, grumpiest ghost
Knightwing64: Guarding the fuel in a luggage fort, knows how to make protective enchantments, handgun and ammo, legendary plane karma, knows how to get rid of acid, knows plane healing magic, is sticky and flammable, injured, appreciated by the plane
TricMagic: Shat pants
Magmacube_tr: magma wizard, highly acid resistant, nice sized house from obsidian and basalt on a hill in the acid dimension, sad, handgun, laptop
Egan_BW: Mind suppressing device that makes people that dislike planes drowsy it is currently off, Horizon's skull and spine
EuchreJack: Migraine
0cra_tr0per: Welder, sheet metal, makeshift knife, magnetic boots, six sided dice, dead, ZOMBIE-IMPOSTOR-METALFACED-HAZMAT-CYBORG-SWORDSMAN, extra protection, long missile
Kakaluncha: several severed legs, chainsaw, loads more legs
Yellow Pixel: Ninja cat, two Kusarigama one strapped to back, can opener, energy boost
Yoink: Trapped in bathroom, several boxes of wings
Fluffe9911: First class passenger
Rockeater: Parachute, entrenching tool
Condition of plane: 84%
Passengers and crew are panicking.
Several people have died.
Protective enchantment on the fuel tank.
Aura of plane healing.
The plane is haunted.
Aura of plane karma.
Small portal to plane hell.
Exorcist on board.
Copilot is unconscious.
Plane is much faster now.
Banning of Cthulhu worship is banned.
There is no wine on the plane.
Undead grammar Nazi on thread title.
Cockpit door is gone.
First class cabin is barricaded.
Number of turns until destination reached: 35
Destination: Las Vegas Back to the airport you came from Japan.
Number of turns until fuel runs out: 57
Number of cabin crew:
Pilots: 2
Number of passengers:
First Class: 10
Business Class: 65
Economy Class: 212
Total: 287
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