I revive myself and kill 0cra_tr0per.
I also wake up the copilot, And try to close the plane hell portal again. I also kick A_Curious_Cat off the plane for unauthorized killing of high class passengers.
(Reviving self = 4) You quickly stop being dead and put your head back on.
(Killing 0cra_tr0per = 3) You would kill him but he's already dead because he's a zombie.
(Waking up copilot = 3) Then you to to try to wake the copilot but after shaking him a few times but he's only slightly awoken.
(Trying to close portal to plane hell again = 3) Try as you might but all you manage to do is make it even smaller.
(Kick A_Curious_Cat off the plane = 1) You trip down the stairs and injure yourself while going to kick him off the plane.
Try to calm down my fellow first class passengers and enjoy some fancy wine
Gentlemen I know not what situation we got ourselves in but we must all calm down and control ourselves, we did not get to where we are today by panicking around like a headless chicken in the face of conflict! No we must act as people of our class should, I mean look around you! We are still untouched by the horrors of the lesser folk and I have been insured before I boarded that our cockpit is designed to survive under even the most hostile of conditions! So now everyone calm down and drink some wine like us higher class should.
(Calming down the other fist class passengers = 3) You try to calm them with your speech but they start telling you about how several of the other first class passengers are dead and that part of the cabin was on fire earlier.
(Enjoy some fancy wine = 1) You then find out that there wasn't any wine on the plane to begin with.
>Revive myself as a ZOMBIE-IMPOSTOR-METALFACED-HAZMAT-CYBORG-SWORDSMAN AND KILL EVERYONE (especially the other players who aren't trying to take the plane down with me) and fuse my diemons into me, for extra protection and more Ossum. Also call all air-to-air-missiles within range to my position so I can use them as melee weapons or watch the plane explode because of them, whichever comes first.
(Reviving yourself as a ZOMBIE-IMPOSTOR-METALFACED-HAZMAT-CYBORG-SWORDSMAN= 5) You knock the shuriken off of your face and stand backup, because you have more important stuff to do than be dead.
(Killing everyone = 2) You would kill some people but while you were dead you seemed to have misplaced your sword.
(Fusing with the diemons for extra protection and Ossum = 3) You then go over to your diemons and do some kind of dance and fuse with them, but all you get out of the fusion is extra protection.
(Call in some air-to-air missiles = 4) You call a secret phone number and use a secret password to call forth two missiles.
(Using them a melee weapons = 5) You do rush out of the plane and grab a hold of one of the missiles.
(Blowing up the plane = 3) The missile flies past the plane and blows up doing little damage.
HARPOON INTO THE THREAD TITLE AND KILL THE E
(Harpooning the E = 5) You throw your harpoon stab an E on the thread title and pull your self from the falling helicopter and onto the E.
(Which e = Heads = First E) It appears you have climbed onto the first E.
(Killing the E = 6) You then spend several minutes stabbing the E until it dies, but you seemed to have injured yourself in the process.
HARPOON INTO THE THREAD TITLE AND KILL THE E
There are two Es, but nothing stops you from killing both.
Suddenly a zombie appears next to 0cra_tr0per and ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES, wearing a filthy and torn militaristic uniform with a red armband that has a white circle with a black letter “G” on it.
“*Growl*… mrrr… mrrr… mrrr… misspelled… grrr… *growl* brains… brains…”.
It then raises it’s hand out high in front of it only to have the bone in it’s forearm break and the hand hang down towards the ground.
“Mrrr… mrrr… *growl* Webster.”
And with that it slowly shuffles off into the distance.
“Brains… brains…”
(Who does he appear next to = 0rca Heads or ANGRY Tails = ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES) The undead grammar Nazi appears next to ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES up on the thread title.
(What does it do = 3) It just wanders around for a bit.
1. Reacquire drill.
2. Start drilling out rivets on the plane.
3. Start singing: “100 rivets of steel on the plane. 100 rivets of steel. Pop one out and watch it drop. 99 rivets of steel on the plane.”
(Reacquire drill = 3) You search allover the place for a drill, but then after searching everything you find that you had a drill on you the entire time.
(Start drilling the rivets out of the plane = 6) You quickly fly out of the plane and start drilling the rivets holding the fuselage and watching as bits of it fall away, one of them would of injured you badly but your a ghost so it just passes through.
(Singing while you drill = 4) You sing your drilling song, you sing it so loud that even the people inside the plane can hear you.
"DUDE, YOUR DAD'S UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE ALL THE TIME, Y'KNOW. YOU COULD MAYBE TRY BEING A BIT MORE SUPPORTIVE? ALL THIS HOSTILITY DOESN'T HELP ANYONE. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME ANYONE ASKED HIM ABOUT HIS HARDSHIPS AND WOES?!"
IMPROVE JESUS'S RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS DAD WITH WISE WORDS ABOVE
PAT GOD ON SHOULDER REASSURINGLY
...THEN WHILE THEY HOPEFULLY DISTRACTED TALKING ABOUT BOTTLED UP FEELINGS, GO FIND SOME KIND OF HEAVEN STORAGE ROOM. PILFER AS MANY SPARE SETS OF WINGS AS I CAN, SO AS CAN PASS THEM OUT TO PASSENGERS ON DOOMED PLANE BACK IN MORTAL WORLD
(Improving Jesus's relationship with his dad with words = 4) You say all of that and more to Jesus and after quite the conversation Jesus agrees with your words and says he'll try to more supportive of his dead, he also says that you still shouldn't have hit god.
(Patting god on the shoulder reassuringly = 5) You then pat god on the shoulder and he does seem reassured by this act.
(Stealing wings from a storage room while they're distracted = 4) Then while Jesus and god are talking and improving their relationship, you sneak out of the room and after searching for several minutes you finally find where the spare wings are kept, you grab several boxes of them, and sneak out of heaven.
(Passing the out on the plane = 2) Your not really sure where the plane is right now to give the people the wings.
Pray to god we don't crash and keep piloting until we either arrive or my co-pilot wakes up!
(Praying to god = 4) You say a quick prayer, you feel it was heard but you also hear a message that they will answer it later as god is currently in a family meeting.
(Keep piloting the plane = 4) You continue to keep the plane on course, and begin preparations for the landing of the plane. (Which will happen next turn.)
(Waiting until the copilot wakes up = 4) Finally the copilot wakes up, while he does seem a bit dazed it seems to be clearing up quite quickly.
Take the handgun and test it by shooting at the roof.
Then get one of the laptops and hack into the planes systems.
(Test firing the gun into the roof = 6) You point the gun upwards and fire a test shot, and everything seems to go well except for the part where a few seconds later blood starts to drip through the hole, looks like you accidentally shot someone above you.
(Using a laptop to hack into the plane's systems = 2) You would hack into the plane's systems but your not sure which wire in the plane connects to them so you can plug it into the laptop.
Now that the menace to the plane engines has seemingly been repelled, return to the cockpit. If any obstacles get in my way, pass through them with hits from my kusarigama handle and scratches from my diamond claws.
Then, tell the pilot to reroute the plane towards Japan IMMEDIATELY. If he refuses, strangle him with the chain of my weapon until he becomes more cooperative and accepts.
(Killing things that get in your way = 3) You rush through the cabins killing anything in your path when it is suddenly blocked.
(Getting back to the cockpit = 2) And the thing that's blocking you is a hazmatcyborgzombie thing.
Player stuff and inventory:
A_Curious_Cat: drill, dead, poltergeist, doesn't know anything about airplane controls, possessed a guy, falling through the air, blessed by Cthulhu, a bunch of money
Dustan Hache: Is a pilot
chaotic skies: power to make things sticky
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Rude drawing, missing one shoe, showed that other plane what it gets for ignoring you, several harpoons, bag of loot, cannon, blew up another plane, slightly injured
Horizon: Did a barrel roll, screaming about Skippy, also dead, grumpiest ghost
Knightwing64: Guarding the fuel in a luggage fort, knows how to make protective enchantments, handgun and ammo, legendary plane karma, knows how to get rid of acid, knows plane healing magic, is sticky and flammable, injured
TricMagic: Shat pants
Magmacube_tr: magma wizard, highly acid resistant, nice sized house from obsidian and basalt on a hill in the acid dimension, slightly tripping on LSD, sad, handgun, laptop
Egan_BW: Mind suppressing device that makes people that dislike planes drowsy it is currently off, Horizon's skull and spine
EuchreJack: Sleeping, migraine
0cra_tr0per: Welder, sheet metal, makeshift knife, magnetic boots, six sided dice, dead, ZOMBIE-IMPOSTOR-METALFACED-HAZMAT-CYBORG-SWORDSMAN, extra protection, missile
Kakaluncha: several severed legs, chainsaw, loads more legs
Yellow Pixel: Ninja cat, two Kusarigama one strapped to back, can opener, energy boost
Yoink: several boxes of wings
Fluffe9911: First class passenger
Condition of plane: 78%
Passengers and crew are panicking.
Several people have died.
Protective enchantment on the fuel tank.
Aura of plane healing.
The plane is haunted.
Aura of plane karma.
Small portal to plane hell.
Exorcist on board.
Copilot is unconscious.
Plane is much faster now.
Banning of Cthulhu worship is banned.
There is no wine on the plane.
Undead grammar Nazi on thread title.
Number of turns until destination reached: 1
Destination: Las Vegas Back to the airport you came from.
Number of turns until fuel runs out: 58
Number of cabin crew:
Pilots: 2
Number of passengers:
First Class: 10
Business Class: 65
Economy Class: 212
Total: 287
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