frick, the engines are out?! Focus on piloting and try to glide while whoever is fixing the engines gets them all running again. Having three out of four down does *not* bode well for our survival!
(5) You manage to keep the plane in the air and heading towards the airport.
Be one of the first class passengers and attempt to wake up from my fancy nap.
(6) You awake to a mostly empty first class cabin, everyone around you is panicking, there don't seem to be as many people in here as there should be, you see that three of the engines are damaged, and you can hear sounds of combat coming from other parts of the plane, no the best situation to find yourself in when you wake up.
In case you didn’t know, 7500 is a special emergency transponder code designated by the ICAO. It tells air traffic controllers that the plane is being hijacked. So expect a SWAT team when the plane lands. The other two codes are 7700 (general emergency) and 7600 (radio inoperable -for which there are special procedures-).
1. Stop possessing the person I’m possessing.
2. Fly back up to the plane.
3. Possess another one of the passengers.
4. Continue forcing passengers to jump out of the plane until none are left.
5. ??
6. PROFIT!
7. Praise Cthulhu as load as I can while doing the above.
(Stopping possessing the guy your possessing = 4) You quickly jump out of the guy and leave him to his fate.
(Getting back to the plane = 6) You then quickly fly back to the plane.
(Possess another passenger = 4) You then pick another guy to possess.
(Shoving people out of the plane = 3) You manage to shove a few of the cabin crew out of the plane.
(?? = 4) You do something.
(Profiting = 4) And money comes out, and you get a bunch of money!
(Praising Cthulhu as load as you can = 4) You start loading things into other things in a way you hope pleases Cthulhu.
ME ACTION IS NOT THERE, HARPOON THE GM FOR THIS SLIGHT AGAINST ME HONOR
(3) You throw one of your harpoons, and somehow despite the fact that your incredibly far from me it manages to come very close to hitting me.
Your still on a helicopter that's falling towards the ground.
>KILL EVERYTHING, ESPECIALLY THOSE TRYING TO FIX THE ENGINES. HAVE MY DIEMONS DO THE SAME - AND ALSO CONSIDER HIJACKING THE CONTROLS AND SET THE TRANSPONDER CODE TO 1337 TO REPRESENT MY 1337 HAX SKILLZ
(Killing people = 3) You manage to kill a few people.
(Killing people that try to fix the engines = You 5 VS Him 4) As he's fixing the engines you run out onto the wing and chop his head off.
(Setting transponder code to 1337 = 1) You can't get past your Diemons to get to cockpit to change the code.
(Diemon 1 killing = 3) He kills a few people.
(Diemon 2 killing = 4) He kills loads of people.
(Diemon 3 killing = 1) He accidentally kills himself with his sword.
(Diemon 4 killing = 2) He just sits there doing nothing.
While you were distracted by killing someone a bunch of little metal things hit you in the face and kill you.
I kill Orca trooper with plane karma enhanced fists. I also ban and kick out all Cthulhu worshippers on the plane, I also see if I can manage to increase the speed of the plane. Why the fuck aren’t we there yet?
Oh, And fix those Damn engines!
(Killing Orca Trooper with plane karma fists = 3) You run into the business class cabin and punch some random dude named Orca Trooper, this doesn't kill him but does make him sad.
(Banning all Cthulhu worshipers on the plane = 1) You try to ban Cthulhu worship on the plane but something stops you, your not sure what it is but it bans you from banning the worship of Cthulhu.
(Making the plane go faster = 5) Using some kind of go faster magic you make the engines go even faster than they were before, that means the plane will arrive at the airport even quicker!
(Fixing the engines = 4) You manage to fix all of the engines, they're not in as good a shape as you would like but they'll get you back to the airport.
Suddenly a man in a hazmat suit runs at you and chops your head off with a sword.
Dream of New York
(1) Try as you might you can't see to be able to stop dreaming about Japan.
Hide from 0cra_Tr0per's rampage by sneaking into the luggage storage.
Then get curious and check the luggage out.
(Hiding in the luggage compartment = 4) You quickly crawl away and down into the open luggage compartment.
(Looking in the luggage = 5) After several minutes of digging around you find several items of interest, several laptops, cellphones, money, jewelry, and a loaded handgun.
"HA! NOT SUCH A SMART MOUTH NOW, HUH?"
EXTEND HAND TO HELP GOD BACK TO FEET, READY FOR JUDO THROW IF HE TRIES SOMETHING UNTOWARD
EXAMINE MY SURROUNDINGS
(Offering to help go back to his feet = 4) You hold your hand out to god and offer to help him back on his feet.
(Being ready to Judo throw him it he tires something = 6) But you also ready yourself to preform a Judo throw on him if he tries anything.
(Does he try something = 1) Instead of trying to continue the fight he sits back down on his throne and starts to cry and he tells you that you didn't have to hit him so hard, then suddenly Jesus shows up and says "Did you make my dad cry, because if you did I'll kick your ass!".
(Examining your surroundings = 3) You try to see what's around and all you can make out is god's throne and a gate nearby but everything else is obscured by clouds.
"Noooo! The engines!!! How are we ever going to reach Japan if this plane starts falling every 10 minutes!"
Run to the cargo hold. Take the lids of the tuna cans I emptied before, and use my diamond claws to carve ultra-sharp shurikens out of them. Go throw them at Okra Trapper, the guy in a hazmat suit, and end his life.
(Returning to the cargo hold = 4) You quickly dart through the plane unseen and return to the cargo hold.
(Making ultra-sharp Shurikens from the tuna cans = 4) You quickly find and make shurikens from the tuna cans from earlier.
(Throw them at Okra Trapper = 3) You quickly throw some of your shurikens at some random guy named Okra Trapper and they embed in his arm but don't kill him.
(Throw them at the hazmat suit guy = You 4 VS Him 5) Then you take aim at the real threat, the guy in the hazmat suit, once you see him you throw the last of the shurikens you made at him and they fly true right past all the weird things he has following him and they all hit him in the face killing him instantly!
Player stuff and inventory:
A_Curious_Cat: drill, dead, poltergeist, doesn't know anything about airplane controls, possessed a guy, falling through the air, blessed by Cthulhu, a bunch of money
Dustan Hache: Is a pilot
chaotic skies: power to make things sticky
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Rude drawing, missing one shoe, showed that other plane what it gets for ignoring you, several harpoons, bag of loot, cannon, blew up another plane
Horizon: Did a barrel roll, screaming about Skippy, also dead, grumpiest ghost
Knightwing64: Guarding the fuel in a luggage fort, knows how to make protective enchantments, handgun and ammo, legendary plane karma, knows how to get rid of acid, knows plane healing magic, is sticky and flammable, dead
TricMagic: Shat pants
Magmacube_tr: magma wizard, highly acid resistant, nice sized house from obsidian and basalt on a hill in the acid dimension, slightly tripping on LSD, sad
Egan_BW: Mind suppressing device that makes people that dislike planes drowsy it is currently off, Horizon's skull and spine
EuchreJack: Sleeping, migraine
0cra_tr0per: Welder, sheet metal, makeshift knife, cyborg, magnetic boots, six sided dice, 3 golem shaped Diemons they all have "longswords", "longsword", trapped in hazmat suit, dead
Kakaluncha: several severed legs, chainsaw, loads more legs
Yellow Pixel: Ninja cat, two Kusarigama one strapped to back, can opener, energy boost
Yoink: Stuck in the bathroom
Fluffe9911: First class passenger
Condition of plane: 95%
Passengers and crew are panicking.
Several people have died.
Protective enchantment on the fuel tank.
Aura of plane healing.
The plane is haunted.
Aura of plane karma.
Small portal to plane hell.
Exorcist on board.
Copilot is unconscious.
Plane is much faster now.
Banning of Cthulhu worship is banned.
Number of turns until destination reached: 2
Destination: Las Vegas Back to the airport you came from.
Number of turns until fuel runs out: 59
Number of cabin crew:
Pilots: 2
Others: 1
Total: 3
Number of passengers:
First Class: 10
Business Class: 65
Economy Class: 223
Total: 298
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