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[Magmacube_tr]

Calm down and be sad.

Then try to seal the goles I made with volcanic rock.

[Knightwing64]

Calm down and be sad.

Then try to seal the goles I made with volcanic rock.

I appreciate this.

[King Zultan]

TO THE DEEPS WITH THEE FOUL SEADOG

(5) You quickly run along the wing of the plane and stab the next engine and destroy it, then you run to the next and the next, with the final engine destroyed Moby plane begins spiraling towards the ground. While you have defeated your enemy you might want to find somewhere else to be when Moby plane hits the ground.

I close the holes letting air in, And I try to get rid of the stickyness again. I also use my plane karma to try to send A_Curious_Cat  to the depths of plane hell.

(Closing holes = 5) You end up closing fixing all the holes.
(Getting rid of the rest of the stickiness = 1) Try as you might you can't seem to get rid of the stickiness and instead end up spreading it everywhere.
(Sending A_Curious_Cat into the depths of plane hell = 3) You do manage to open a portal to plane hell but you can't get A_Curious_Cat into it.

>Start throwing corpses out of the plane, with my 6creants also helping with the corpse disposal. Also throw somebody's mom out of the plane, to make the entire plane lighter by several tons.

(Throwing corpses out = 6) You throw dozens of corpses out of the plane, and a few live people on accident.
(Throwing somebody's mom out of the plane = 2) You can't seem to find a somebody's mom to throw her off the plane.
(Diemon 1 corpse disposal = 4) He throws several out as well.
(Diemon 2 corpse disposal = 1) He accidentally throws diemon 4 out of the plane.
(Diemon 3 corpse disposal = 2) He doesn't do anything.
(Diemon 4 corpse disposal = 1) He gets confused for a corpse and thrown out of the plane.
(Diemon 5 corpse disposal = 6) He throws loads of corpses out and a few live people out as well.

1.  Unlock the door for Yellow Pixel.  Make sure that the door I unlock is the door to the cockpit.  Try to do this without anyone noticing what I am doing.

2.  Try to scare the pilot and copilot to death.

3.  If either of them survives, possess the survivor and mess with every possible thing in the cockpit that I can (except the lock on the door).

4.  Praise Cthulhu as loud as I can.

(Unlocking the door = 2) You can't seem to be able to unlock the door.
(Scaring the copilot to death = 3) You try to scare him but all you do is startle him when you yell boo in his ear.
(Scaring the pilot to death = You 3 VS Him 5) You try to scare him but he just tells you tells you to fuck off.
(Possessing the one of them = 2) You try to possess one of them but they seem to be made of sterner stuff and you can't possess them.
(Praising Cthulhu as loud you can = 3) You try to praise him as loud as possible but you only end up making a whimpering noise.
Suddenly a exorcist barges into the cockpit and uses his exorcist powers to banish you to hell.

find an exorcist to banish the ghostly cultist before they do something nasty. Surely there is a priest on board somewhere!

(Finding an exorcist = 6) Before you can even ask for one, he barges into the cockpit and starts yelling at the ghost.
(Exorcist banishing the ghost = You 6 VS Him 4) He uses many incantations and after several minutes of that a portal opens and A_Curious_Cat is sucked in and the portal closes behind him, with his work done the exorcist returns to his seat.

Run like a shadow, fast as lightning. Dart from one row of seats to another, and by hiding under them, go towards the pilot's cabin, totally unseen.

Then, lurk near the entrance of the pilot's cabin, and when someone comes out of it or return inside, try infiltrating the cabin. And at that crucial moment, if necessary, use some hack-and-slashing.

(Running like a shadow towards the cockpit = 4) You quickly run from seat row to seat row like a shadow unseen, until you arrive at the cockpit door.
(Lurking at the entrance until someone opens the door then getting inside = 4) When you get to the cockpit door you wait for the perfect opportunity to get inside, and after a little bit one appears when an exorcist runs into the cockpit, and while everyone looks at him you slip in unseen.

LOOK SELF IN MIRROR   

CONSIDER LIFE CHOICES   

SIT DOWN ON TINY TOILET AND MAKE MY PEACE WITH GOD/GODS       

(Considering life choices = 2) You consider your life choices that led to this predicament, and find that they weren't that good.
(Making peace with god = 2) Your trying to make peace with god doesn't go as planed when you hear a thunderous voice say "why don't you come here and say that to my face!", it appears your attempts to make peace with god have backfired and now he wants to fight you.

Calm down and be sad.

Then try to seal the goles I made with volcanic rock.

(Calming down and being sad = 4) You quickly calm down then feel waves of sadness overtake you after what you did to the plane.
(Healing the holes in the plane = 5) You manage to fix all the holes you just made.

Player stuff and inventory:
A_Curious_Cat:  drill, dead, poltergeist, doesn't know anything about airplane controls, in Hell
Dustan Hache: Is a pilot, fire extinguisher
chaotic skies: power to make things sticky
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Rude drawing, missing one shoe, showed that other plane what it gets for ignoring you, several harpoons, bag of loot, cannon, blew up another plane
Horizon: Did a barrel roll, screaming about Skippy, also dead, grumpiest ghost
Knightwing64: Guarding the fuel in a luggage fort, knows how to make protective enchantments, handgun and ammo, legendary plane karma, knows how to get rid of acid, knows plane healing magic
TricMagic: Shat pants
Magmacube_tr: magma wizard, highly acid resistant, nice sized house from obsidian and basalt on a hill in the acid dimension, tripping on LSD, sad
Egan_BW: Mind suppressing device that makes people that dislike planes drowsy it is currently off, Horizon's skull and spine
EuchreJack: Sleeping, migraine
0cra_tr0per: Welder, sheet metal, makeshift knife, cyborg, magnetic boots, six sided dice, 4 golem shaped Diemons they all have "longswords", "longsword", trapped in hazmat suit
Kakaluncha: several severed legs, chainsaw, loads more legs
Yellow Pixel: Ninja cat, two Kusarigama one strapped to back, can opener, energy boost
Yoink: Stuck in the bathroom

Spoiler: Airbus A380 (click to show/hide)

Condition of plane: 100%
 Everything inside is sticky and the stickiness is flammable.
 Passengers and crew are panicking.
 Several people have died.
 Protective enchantment on the fuel tank.
 Aura of plane healing.
 The plane is haunted.
 Aura of plane karma.
 Portal to plane hell.
 Exorcist on board.

Number of turns until destination reached: 5

Destination: Las Vegas Back to the airport you came from.

Number of turns until fuel runs out: 61

Number of cabin crew:
 Pilots: 2
 Others: 6
 Total: 8

Number of passengers:
 First Class: 11
 Business Class: 67
 Economy Class: 321
 Total: 399

Number of corpses: 0

[Knightwing64]

I close the portal I just opened. I also let loose a powerful blast of plane karma that relaxes them. After that, I won’t rest till I get rid of that damn stickiness.

[A_Curious_Cat]

I escape back into the plane through the portal before Knightwing64 can close it, possessing one of the nearby passengers.  I then make another passenger jump out of the plane.  I continue forcing passengers to jump out of the plane until there are no more passengers.

I also praise Cthulhu.  Loudly.

[Yellow Pixel]

Sorry but... a portal to plane hell? Does it mean snakes?

[Dustan Hache]

resume piloting the plane, there are still 5 more turns till we can land and get all this insanity sorted out.

[Yellow Pixel]

Now that I have entered the cockpit unbeknown to anyone, leap in feline splendor, and knock the copilot unconscious with the handle of my kusarigama.

Thereafter, disarm the pilot of his fire extinguisher (or of anything he finds to protect himself) with the weighted chain of my weapon, and menace him with the blade of my weapon, forcing him to reroute the plane towards Japan, where cats are (or shall be) all-powerful.

[Dustan Hache]

Panickedly point out that we are piloting the plane and that knocking out the co-pilot will make it that much easier for someone or something to cause it to crash. Also point out that we are closer to the airport than japan, and that they can take a plane from there to japan instead of hijacking this one!

[EuchreJack]

Dream of Japan.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

HARPOON INTO A STRAY CHOPPER, THE MERMAIDS OF THE SKY

[Yellow Pixel]

Panickedly point out that we are piloting the plane and that knocking out the co-pilot will make it that much easier for someone or something to cause it to crash. Also point out that we are closer to the airport than japan, and that they can take a plane from there to japan instead of hijacking this one!

"Don't try to outsmart me with your silly idea of taking another plane! DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!"

"I have enough of humans who decide when I get a meal, who decide when they clean my litter, and who decide not to pet me when I ask them to! Enough of it! Now you bring me to Japan, and everything will be fine. Or else, I'll tear your paltry flesh to shreds!"

[A_Curious_Cat]

Panickedly point out that we are piloting the plane and that knocking out the co-pilot will make it that much easier for someone or something to cause it to crash. Also point out that we are closer to the airport than japan, and that they can take a plane from there to japan instead of hijacking this one!

"Don't try to outsmart me with your silly idea of taking another plane! DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!"

"I have enough of humans who decide when I get a meal, who decide when they clean my litter, and who decide not to pet me when I ask them to! Enough of it! Now you bring me to Japan, and everything will be fine. Or else, I'll tear your paltry flesh to shreds!"

@Dustan Hache:  oh well! Guess you’ll be taking a bit of a detour.  Hope there’s enough fuel.  Don’t forget to follow ICAO guidelines and set the aircrafts transponder code to 7500 (you should have already set it to 7700 when you first declare an emergency, and -depending on how much Yellow Pixel knows about aircraft- you might want to be discreet about changing it) so the Japanese can have the proper welcoming committee at the airport when the aircraft lands.  Good luck!

[Dustan Hache]

Set transponder code to 7500 and Defend myself and my co-pilot from physical harm!

[Screech9791]

>Sabotage the engines for shits and giggles, and order my diemons to kill everyone in sight that isn't me or their fellow diemons.