I close the LSD portal and get rid of the LSD in the plane, I also get rid of the stickyness in the plane. If I have time, I also clean up the corpses.
(Closing the LSD portal = 2) Try as you might you can't figure out how to close the portal, but luckily a man in a hazmat suit shows up and does something that closes the portal.
(Getting rid of all the LSD on the plane = 6) The only way you can figure out how to get rid of the LSD is to open one of the doors, but not only did the LSD get sucked out some unlucky guy also gets sucked out.
(Getting rid of the stickiness = 3) Your only able to get rid of some of the stickiness.
(Corpse clean up = 3) Your not really sure how to clean up the corpses so you just gather the pieces and stack them in the back of the plane.
EMERGE UNSTEADILY FROM CRAMPED AIRPLANE BATHROOM AFTER HORRENDOUS BOUT OF IRRITABLE BOWEL SHENANIGANS
WORK OUT WHAT'S GOING ON
(1) You try to get out of the bathroom but it seems the door is broken, and all you can hear from outside the bathroom is people screaming.
Work with air traffic control to pilot the plane back on course for it's emergency landing. Also warn them that there is a pirate on the ship that is firing at any and all nearby planes.
(Getting the plane back on course = 3) It takes a bit to calm yourself after all that's happened in order to start course correction, it takes a bit but you do manage to get the plane back on the right course.
(Warning them about the pirate = 6) They tell you that you to do everything you can to stop him, while they also warn all planes to stay far from your flight path.
>Don a hazmat suit and go on a crusade to seal the acid portal, with my 6creants protecting me while I figure out how to seal the portal.
(Donning a hazmat suit = 6) You quickly don the hazmat suit and to make sure no LSD can get inside you glue the suit shut, trapping you inside.
(Sealing the acid portal = 5) You then quickly approach the portal and grab both sides and with all your might you slam them into each other which causes the portal to close.
(Diemon 1 protecting = 3) He halfheartedly guards you.
(Diemon 2 protecting = 1) He kills several nearby passengers thinking they are threats to you.
(Diemon 3 protecting = 2) He sits down and falls asleep.
(Diemon 4 protecting = 2) He just lazily hangs around nearby.
(Diemon 5 protecting = 3) He guards you but it he doesn't look like he's being as attentive as he should be.
"Doggone it! This cannot be... I'm stopped by a locked door, and I'm hampered by flimsy tin cans, just like an impotent grimalkin..."
"I'm a cat who can talk, who can hold weapons and rise against humans, yet a stupid door is trying to ridicule me! I won't let it be like that!"
Find a can opener in the cargo hold, open the tuna cans, eat all the tuna to get an energy boost, and DESTROY the cargo hold door, using the weighted chain and the handle of my kusarigama.
(Finding a can opener = 5) After several minutes of digging you somehow find a can opener.
(Opening and eating the tuna to get energy boost = 5) You quickly open every can and eat all the tuna and immediately feel an energy boost flow through you.
(Destroying the cargo hold door = 4) You then rush the door as fast as possible and slam through it like it made of paper, you now find yourself in the back of the plane near the bathrooms.
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!
(4) You take a running start and jump from the plane and slam your spear into one of the engines of Moby Plane, destroying the engine and badly damaging Moby Plane.
1. Unlock the door for Yellow Pixel and open it slightly.
2. Watch for either the pilot or copilot to move a control, and when they’re not watching move it back to it’s original position.
3. Try to do the above so as not to be noticed.
4. Praise Cthulhu.
(Unlocking the cargo hold door = 2) You would open the door but he's already torn through it.
(Moving the controls back to where they where when the pilot isn't looking = 2) You would but they haven't stopped looking at the controls yet.
(Trying not to be noticed while doing so = 3) This is achieved easily as you haven't done anything yet.
(Praising Cthulhu = 6) You start praising Cthulhu as loud as possible, but you immediately realize that you might have been to loud as both the pilot and copilot notice and are looking right at you.
1. CLICK AND WHISTLE IN RAEG
2. Randomly hurl magma balls around.
3. Praise The God of Spinoza, to their spite.
(Whistle and raeg = 4) You start whistling and clicking with as much RAEG AS POSSIBLE!
(Randomly hurling magma around = 4) You then start throwing balls of magma all over the place burning holes in everything.
(Praising the god of Spinoza = 4) You then begin praising the god of Spinoza, your not sure if it helps.
Player stuff and inventory:
A_Curious_Cat: drill, dead, poltergeist, doesn't know anything about airplane controls
Dustan Hache: Is a pilot, fire extinguisher
chaotic skies: power to make things sticky
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Rude drawing, missing one shoe, showed that other plane what it gets for ignoring you, several harpoons, bag of loot, cannon, blew up another plane
Horizon: Did a barrel roll, screaming about Skippy, also dead, grumpiest ghost
Knightwing64: Guarding the fuel in a luggage fort, knows how to make protective enchantments, handgun and ammo, legendary plane karma, knows how to get rid of acid, knows plane healing magic
TricMagic: Shat pants
Magmacube_tr: magma wizard, highly acid resistant, nice sized house from obsidian and basalt on a hill in the acid dimension, tripping on LSD, REAG
Egan_BW: Mind suppressing device that makes people that dislike planes drowsy it is currently off, Horizon's skull and spine
EuchreJack: Sleeping, migraine
0cra_tr0per: Welder, sheet metal, makeshift knife, cyborg, magnetic boots, six sided dice, 5 golem shaped Diemons they all have "longswords", "longsword", trapped in hazmat suit
Kakaluncha: several severed legs, chainsaw, loads more legs
Yellow Pixel: Ninja cat, two Kusarigama one strapped to back, can opener, energy boost
Yoink: Stuck in the bathroom
Condition of plane: 93%
Has several holes in the walls letting air in.
Most things inside are sticky and the stickiness is flammable.
Passengers and crew are panicking.
Several people have died.
Protective enchantment on the fuel tank.
The fire in the first class cabin is out.
Several holes from molten rock.
Aura of plane healing.
The plane is haunted.
Aura of plane karma
Number of turns until destination reached: 6
Destination: Las Vegas Back to the airport you came from.
Number of turns until fuel runs out: 62
Number of cabin crew:
Pilots: 2
Others: 6
Total: 8
Number of passengers:
First Class: 11
Business Class: 67
Economy Class: 338
Total: 432
Number of corpses: 117
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