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[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE, HARPOON MOBY EVEN IF THE ENTIRE PLAN WILL BE BROUGHT DOWN WITH ME

[A_Curious_Cat]

FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE, HARPOON MOBY EVEN IF THE ENTIRE PLAN WILL BE BROUGHT DOWN WITH ME

“PLAN” or “PLANE”?

[Yellow Pixel]

Find some tuna cans in the cargo hold and eat their contents to boost me up.

Then, run fast and furious under the airplane seats toward the cockpit. And if a few bulky pieces of luggage or passengers' legs block my way, rip 'em apart (using my kusarigama).

"This is my plane, this is my flight, and it's not the pilot's incompetency, or any oddity, that will make it crash!"

[Knightwing64]

Find some tuna cans in the cargo hold and eat their contents to boost me up.

Then, run fast and furious under the airplane seats toward the cockpit. And if a few bulky pieces of luggage or passengers' legs block my way, rip 'em apart (using my kusarigama).

"This is my plane, this is my flight, and it's not the pilot's incompetency, or any oddity, that will make it crash!"

Do not attempt to hurt any passengers or I will be forced to detain you for the good of this plane.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Find some tuna cans in the cargo hold and eat their contents to boost me up.

Then, run fast and furious under the airplane seats toward the cockpit. And if a few bulky pieces of luggage or passengers' legs block my way, rip 'em apart (using my kusarigama).

"This is my plane, this is my flight, and it's not the pilot's incompetency, or any oddity, that will make it crash!"

Do not attempt to hurt any passengers or I will be forced to detain you for the good of this plane.

Plus, what’s this nonsense about dual-wielding kasurigama’s?  A kasurigama requires two hands to use properly.  I could see dual-wielding a pair of kasuri’s, but with kasurigama’s the chains and/or ropes and the gama’s would just get in the way and be just as likely (if not more likely) to injure the wielder as the enemy.

Also, remember...  yumi beats kusurigama.

[Screech9791]

>Roam the plane and kill any anti-plane skrubz I find.

6creant actions: Kill everyone trying to crash the plane

[Yellow Pixel]

Plus, what’s this nonsense about dual-wielding kasurigama’s?  A kasurigama requires two hands to use properly.  I could see dual-wielding a pair of kasuri’s, but with kasurigama’s the chains and/or ropes and the gama’s would just get in the way and be just as likely (if not more likely) to injure the wielder as the enemy.

Also, remember...  yumi beats kusurigama.

OOC: Ok, to say right, I don't know much about japanese weaponry lore, I just wanted to be a black ninja cat. Thank you for the info though. I have now realized that using two kusarigama at the same time is not really feasible, especially for a cat!

Also, if my not mistaken, except a ghost, nobody is actually trying to crash the plane.

As holding two kusarigama at the same is apparently too unwieldy, strap the second one on my back.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Plus, what’s this nonsense about dual-wielding kasurigama’s?  A kasurigama requires two hands to use properly.  I could see dual-wielding a pair of kasuri’s, but with kasurigama’s the chains and/or ropes and the gama’s would just get in the way and be just as likely (if not more likely) to injure the wielder as the enemy.

Also, remember...  yumi beats kusurigama.

OOC: Ok, to say right, I don't know much about japanese weaponry lore, I just wanted to be a black ninja cat. Thank you for the info though. I have now realized that using two kusarigama at the same time is not really feasible, especially for a cat!

Also, if my not mistaken, except a ghost, nobody is actually trying to crash the plane.

As holding two kusarigama at the same is apparently too unwieldy, strap the second one on my back.

IIRC, the proper way to use a kasurigama is to hold the kasuri (the hand-sickle) in one hand and the chain or rope in the other.  The gama (weighted ball) can be used both as a blunt weapon and to ensnare the opponent’s weapon.  Once you’ve ensnared and disabled the opponent’s weapon, you can attack with the kasuri.

Hope that helps.

>Roam the plane and kill any anti-plane skrubz I find.

6creant actions: Kill everyone trying to crash the plane

You can’t kill me.  I’m already dead!

[King Zultan]

Back to the cockpit! Figure out why the plane is falling and get it moving forward again so we can at least glide down instead of plummeting!

(Getting back to the cockpit = 5) You quickly run back and get inside.
(Figuring out why the plane is falling = 3) You quickly try to figure out why the plane is falling, but there really isn't time.
(Getting it moving forward again = 3+1 For pilot) You then quickly get the engines going again and after several stressful seconds you manage to stop the free fall and get the plane moving forward again.

Become a poltergeist and haunt my way up to the cockpit.

Say hi to Horizon on the way up.

Once there subtly mess with the controls in such a way that the pilot and copilot are driven insane.

Try not to make it obvious that it’s a ghost doing it.

(Becoming a poltergeist = 5) You are now a poltergeist.
(Saying hi to Horizon on the way to the cockpit = 5) As you make your way you stop for a second to say hello to Horizon who is still giving Egan_BW a hard time.
(Subtly messing with the controls = 2) You try to mess with the controls, but you don't know enough about what they do to be able do anything meaningful to them.
(Trying to not be obvious while doing it = 5) You at least succeed in not being obvious.

Grow new teeth, then attack the Leprechauns in a blind, cetacean rage.

(Growing new teeth = 4) You concentrate as hard as possible on regrowing your teeth, and after a bit they come back as good as new.
(Attacking the leprechauns = 2) You then enter a cetacean rage and attack the leprechauns, but no matter what you do you can't seem to hit the leprechauns and all you manage to do is tear up a seat.

Use the power of dream humor to land the plane safely

(2) You dream that the plane lands safely in Las Vegas, but you know deep down that it hasn't really done so.

I heal the holes of molten rock then release a huge aura of plane karma, Healing the plane and blessing it while harming and cursing all people trying to harm or hinder the plane. If I have time after that, I also try to get the passengers to calm down again.

(Healing the molten rock holes = 4) You use your plane healing powers to heal the damage on the plane.
(Releasing a huge aura of plane karma to heal and bless the plane while also cursing people that hate the plane = 3) You then release an aura of plane karma, but your plane karma isn't enough to do all the things you wanted so it only heals the plane.
(Trying again to calm the passengers = 2) You try to calm them but do to the recent free fall they don't seem to want to calm down.

FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE, HARPOON MOBY EVEN IF THE ENTIRE PLAN WILL BE BROUGHT DOWN WITH ME

(5) You quickly throw several harpoons until one hits and badly damages Moby plane!

Find some tuna cans in the cargo hold and eat their contents to boost me up.

Then, run fast and furious under the airplane seats toward the cockpit. And if a few bulky pieces of luggage or passengers' legs block my way, rip 'em apart (using my kusarigama).

"This is my plane, this is my flight, and it's not the pilot's incompetency, or any oddity, that will make it crash!"

As holding two kusarigama at the same is apparently too unwieldy, strap the second one on my back.

(Finding cans of tuna = 5) You dig through cargo until you find the tuna you were looking for.
(Getting a boost from the tuna = 2) But as you go to open the cans you find that you lack to required tool!
(Running under seats towards the cockpit cutting apart legs and luggage as you go = 2) You would make your way to the cockpit but you find that the door that leads out of the cargo hold is locked.
(Equipping only one Kusarigama = 4) You succeed in strapping one Kusarigama to your back and equipping the other one.

>Roam the plane and kill any anti-plane skrubz I find.

6creant actions: Kill everyone trying to crash the plane

(Roaming the plane killing any anti-plane skrubz = 6) You roam the plane looking for anyone that hates the plane, and after several minutes of roaming you find someone and you hack them to pieces and when your finished you realize that it was just a regular person you killed and not an enemy of the plane.
(Diemon 1 = 5) He can't seem to find any anti-plane people.
(Diemon 2 = 2) He steals some of the little booze bottles then hides in the bathroom and drinks them.
(Diemon 3 = 1) He goes on a rampage and kills several people for no reason.
(Diemon 4 = 4) He looks all over and finds no anti-plane people
(Diemon 5 = 2) He just sits in a chair and falls a sleep.

Player stuff and inventory:
A_Curious_Cat:  drill, dead, poltergeist, doesn't know anything about airplane controls
Dustan Hache: Is a pilot, fire extinguisher
chaotic skies: power to make things sticky
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Rude drawing, missing one shoe, showed that other plane what it gets for ignoring you, several harpoons, bag of loot, cannon, blew up another plane
Horizon: Did a barrel roll, screaming about Skippy, also dead, grumpiest ghost
Knightwing64: Guarding the fuel in a luggage fort, knows how to make protective enchantments, handgun and ammo, legendary plane karma, knows how to get rid of acid, knows plane healing magic
TricMagic: Shat pants
Magmacube_tr: magma wizard, highly acid resistant, nice sized house from obsidian and basalt on a hill in the acid dimension, tripping on LSD
Egan_BW: Mind suppressing device that makes people that dislike planes drowsy it is currently off, Horizon's skull and spine
EuchreJack: Sleeping, migraine
0cra_tr0per: Welder, sheet metal, makeshift knife, cyborg, magnetic boots, six sided dice, 5 golem shaped Diemons they all have "longswords", "longsword"
Kakaluncha: several severed legs, chainsaw, loads more legs
Yellow Pixel: Ninja cat, two Kusarigama one strapped to back, cans of tuna

Spoiler: Airbus A380 (click to show/hide)

Condition of plane: 100%
 Has several holes in the walls letting air in.
 Everything inside is sticky and the stickiness is flammable.
 Passengers and crew are panicking.
 Several people have died.
 Protective enchantment on the fuel tank.
 The fire in the first class cabin is out.
 Several holes from molten rock.
 Aura of plane healing.
 The plane is haunted.
 Small Portal to the LSD dimension.
 The plane is being flooded with pure LSD.
 Aura of plane karma

Number of turns until destination reached: 6

Destination: Las Vegas Back to the airport you came from.

Number of turns until fuel runs out: 63

Number of cabin crew:
 Pilots: 2
 Others: 6
 Total: 8

Number of passengers:
 First Class: 11
 Business Class: 67
 Economy Class: 369
 Total: 463

Number of corpses: 87

[Knightwing64]

I close the LSD portal and get rid of the LSD in the plane, I also get rid of the stickyness in the plane. If I have time, I also clean up the corpses.

[Yoink]

EMERGE UNSTEADILY FROM CRAMPED AIRPLANE BATHROOM AFTER HORRENDOUS BOUT OF IRRITABLE BOWEL SHENANIGANS   

WORK OUT WHAT'S GOING ON   

[Dustan Hache]

Work with air traffic control to pilot the plane back on course for it's emergency landing. Also warn them that there is a pirate on the ship that is firing at any and all nearby planes.

[Screech9791]

>Don a hazmat suit and go on a crusade to seal the acid portal, with my 6creants protecting me while I figure out how to seal the portal.

[Yellow Pixel]

"Doggone it! This cannot be... I'm stopped by a locked door, and I'm hampered by flimsy tin cans, just like an impotent grimalkin..."

"I'm a cat who can talk, who can hold weapons and rise against humans, yet a stupid door is trying to ridicule me! I won't let it be like that!"

Find a can opener in the cargo hold, open the tuna cans, eat all the tuna to get an energy boost, and DESTROY the cargo hold door, using the weighted chain and the handle of my kusarigama.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!