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[Screech9791]

I thought Horizon was going to haunt Egan_BW.

Is EuchreJack an alt of Egan_BW?

Are they both alts of Pathos?

Inquisitive minds want to know...

everyone is an alt unless proven otherwise

[King Zultan]

I heal all the holes of molten rock and tell the passengers that they will be alright.

(Healing all the holes from the magma = 5) Using your knowledge of plane healing magic you heal the holes in the sides.
(Telling the passengers that they'll be alright = 3) You try to calm the passengers down but nobody believes what you say.

1.  WAKE UP!,!!!!!!!!,,,!!!

2.  Reanimate any corpses I see.

3. Open a portal to the Acid dimension.

4. Praise Cthulhu.

(Waking up = 3) You wake up a little more.
(Reanimating any corpses you see = 2) You try to but nothing seems to happen.
(Opening a portal to the "Acid" dimension = 5) Using your magic you open a portal into the LSD dimension, and suddenly pure LSD starts pouring into the plane.
(Praising Cthulhu = 4) You Praise Cthulhu, your not sure if it does anything.

Exit the acid dimension from the portal Curious Cat just opened up again.

Then, try to seal the holes I made when I panicked and lashed out everywhere.

(Exiting the acid dimension through a portal somehow = 6) You decide your done with the acid dimension and after some effort you somehow you rip through dimensional fabric into another acid based dimension....    Oh shit it's not just any kind of acid, it's LSD, and after wandering the land of LSD until you fall through a hole and land back in the plane. Your not sure if your tripping or if things are way worse on the plane than when you left.
(Sealing the holes you made in a panic = 2-1) You try to fix the holes but there are just to many Leprechaun screaming at you about how they need your help to retrieve their gold.

>Manufacture some longswords out of metal to give to my 6creants, and also get one for myself. After that, go on a crusade against everyone trying to crash the plane.

6creant actions: Wait to get swords, then follow me into battle after equipping them

(Making several longswords = 3) You spend a few minutes making things that could pass for longswords at a distance, you then pass out these "longswords" to your troops, they don't seem that impressed with them.
(Starting the crusade against everyone trying to crash the plane = 5) You give your troops a speech that whips them into righteous fury and they are ready to follow you into battle.
(Diemon 1 = 4) He's ready to fight.
(Diemon 2 = 3) He seems somewhat frightened.
(Diemon 3 = 6) He gets whipped into such a frenzy to fight that he beheads several nearby passengers.
(Diemon 4 = 5) He is also ready to fight.
(Diemon 5 = 3) He seems kind of scared.

Happy Dreams!

(3) No matter how much you wish for happy dreams you have nightmares instead.

YAAAARGH, HARVEST THE BLUBBER FROM THE DEAD PLANE TO USE AS FUEL FOR ME VESSEL

(4) You quickly pull in whats left of the other plane, then you get to work harvesting the "blubber" from it, then dumping it into the fuel tank.

"Hey no hard feelings, I lost my mind." I say to some of the other ghosts, then follow my killer around doing minor things like trip them, blow objects out of their grip and other ghostly shit to drive them to insanity.

(4) You start following Egan_BW around, your first ghostly action is to knock your skull and spine from his hands, then shove him over when he goes to pick it back up.

Player stuff and inventory:
A_Curious_Cat: shot three times, drill, a few drill holes bleeding, hurt back of head, heavy sleeping state
Dustan Hache: Is a pilot, fire extinguisher
chaotic skies: power to make things sticky
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Rude drawing, missing one shoe, showed that other plane what it gets for ignoring you, several harpoons, bag of loot, cannon, blew up another plane
Horizon: Did a barrel roll, screaming about Skippy, also dead, grumpiest ghost
Knightwing64: Guarding the fuel in a luggage fort, knows how to make protective enchantments, handgun and ammo, legendary plane karma, knows how to get rid of acid, knows plane healing magic
TricMagic: Shat pants
Magmacube_tr: magma wizard, highly acid resistant, nice sized house from obsidian and basalt on a hill in the acid dimension, tripping on LSD
Egan_BW: Mind suppressing device that makes people that dislike planes drowsy it is currently off, Horizon's skull and spine
EuchreJack: Sleeping, migraine
0cra_tr0per: Welder, sheet metal, makeshift knife, cyborg, magnetic boots, six sided dice, 5 golem shaped Diemons they all have "longswords", "longsword"
Kakaluncha: several severed legs, chainsaw, loads more legs

Spoiler: Airbus A380 (click to show/hide)

Condition of plane: 93%
 Has several holes in the walls letting air in.
 Everything inside is sticky and the stickiness is flammable.
 Passengers and crew are panicking.
 Several people have died.
 Protective enchantment on the fuel tank.
 The fire in the first class cabin is out.
 Economy class has 100 screaming pineapples.
 Several holes from molten rock.
 Aura of plane healing.
 The plane is haunted.
 Portal to the LSD dimension.
 The plane is being flooded with pure LSD.

Number of turns until destination reached: 6

Destination: Las Vegas Back to the airport you came from.

Number of turns until fuel runs out: 65

Number of cabin crew:
 Pilots: 2
 Others: 10
 Total: 12

Number of passengers:
 First Class: 12
 Business Class: 74
 Economy Class: 377
 Total: 463

Number of corpses: 67

[Knightwing64]

I get rid of the screaming pineapples, And close that LSD portal.

Jeez, Just let a man protect his plane.

[EuchreJack]

"Hey no hard feelings, I lost my mind." I say to some of the other ghosts, then follow my killer around doing minor things like trip them, blow objects out of their grip and other ghostly shit to drive them to insanity.

(4) You start following Egan_BW around, your first ghostly action is to knock your skull and spine from his hands, then shove him over when he goes to pick it back up.

Ok, I'm a big enough of a man to admit it, that was funny.

[Magmacube_tr]

Magmacube opens his maw to devour all Leprechauns.

[Dustan Hache]

Did it not post my action? Crap.
Find and toss the sky pirate out of the hole he made in the plane, then go back to dealing with any other potentially plane-stopping threats, such as that madman worshipping c'thulhu. also, are we still going backwards even though the plane we harpooned was shot down?

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

NOW IT'S THE TIME, TIME TO HUNT MOBY PLANE, THE GREAT WHITE CARGOPLANE

[A_Curious_Cat]

1.  WAKE UP!,!!!!!!!!,,,!!!

2.  Reanimate any corpses I see.

3. Open three portals:

    — one to the Cocaine Dimension.
    — one to the Blackjack Dimension.
    — one to the Strippers Dimension.

4. Praise Cthulhu.

[Yellow Pixel]

Be a black ninja cat who wants to take over the world and who has finally managed to get out of the suitcase in wich he was hidden.

Also, draw two kusarigama and release a piercing warcry!

EDIT: Fight anyone who dares putting themselves in my way.

[King Zultan]

I get rid of the screaming pineapples, And close that LSD portal.

Jeez, Just let a man protect his plane.

(Getting rid of the pineapples = 5) You go around and grab all the screaming pineapples and throw them into the LSD portal.
(Closing the LSD portal = 3) Try as you might you can't seem to close the portal, but you have managed to make it a little smaller.

Ok, I'm a big enough of a man to admit it, that was funny.

(6) You laugh and laugh, you laugh so loud that even the living can hear you.

Magmacube opens his maw to devour all Leprechauns.

(1) You try to eat the leprechauns, but before you can all your teeth jump out of your mouth and run away.

Did it not post my action? Crap.
Find and toss the sky pirate out of the hole he made in the plane, then go back to dealing with any other potentially plane-stopping threats, such as that madman worshipping c'thulhu. also, are we still going backwards even though the plane we harpooned was shot down?

(Throwing the sky pirate out of the plane = 2 You VS 3 Him) You shake him around some but he manages to shove you away before you can throw him out of the plane.
(Stopping the madman that worships Cthulhu = 6 You VS 3 Him) You now go to get rid of the Cthulhu worshiping madman, so you grab a fire extinguisher and hit him in the head, but you hit him to hard and crush his head.
(Are we still going backwards = 1) It looks as if the plane has lost it's backwards momentum and is now falling from the sky. (Three turns until it hits the ground.)

NOW IT'S THE TIME, TIME TO HUNT MOBY PLANE, THE GREAT WHITE CARGOPLANE

(3) Right as you go to throw your harpoon and Moby Plane one of the pilots grabs you and causes your harpoon to miss.

1.  WAKE UP!,!!!!!!!!,,,!!!

2.  Reanimate any corpses I see.

3. Open three portals:

    — one to the Cocaine Dimension.
    — one to the Blackjack Dimension.
    — one to the Strippers Dimension.

4. Praise Cthulhu.

(Waking up = 1) You try to wake up but some asshole smashes your head in with a fire extinguisher.
(Reanimating any nearby corpses = 5-3) You try to raise corpses but your sudden death keeps you from being able to cast the spell.
(Opening a portal to the Cocaine dimension = 1+1) Can't cast as you've been killed.
(Opening a portal to the Blackjack dimension = 5-3) Casting prevented by your death.
(Opening a portal to the Strippers dimension = 3-1) As much as you wanted this one having your head crushed keeps your from opening your portal.
(Praising Cthulhu = 5) Apparently Cthulhu likes that you were killed while praising his name.

Be a black ninja cat who wants to take over the world and who has finally managed to get out of the suitcase in wich he was hidden.

Also, draw two kusarigama and release a piercing warcry!

EDIT: Fight anyone who dares putting themselves in my way.

(Getting out of the suitcase = 5) You pull out your Kusarigamas and slice your way out of the suitcase.
(Releasing a piercing warcry = 2) You go to let our a piercing warcry but what comes out is more of a weak squeak.
(Fighting anyone that gets in your way = 4) You kill several dogs that were in the cargo hold, and several cabin crew that were also in there.

Player stuff and inventory:
A_Curious_Cat:  drill, dead
Dustan Hache: Is a pilot, fire extinguisher
chaotic skies: power to make things sticky
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Rude drawing, missing one shoe, showed that other plane what it gets for ignoring you, several harpoons, bag of loot, cannon, blew up another plane
Horizon: Did a barrel roll, screaming about Skippy, also dead, grumpiest ghost
Knightwing64: Guarding the fuel in a luggage fort, knows how to make protective enchantments, handgun and ammo, legendary plane karma, knows how to get rid of acid, knows plane healing magic
TricMagic: Shat pants
Magmacube_tr: magma wizard, highly acid resistant, nice sized house from obsidian and basalt on a hill in the acid dimension, tripping on LSD
Egan_BW: Mind suppressing device that makes people that dislike planes drowsy it is currently off, Horizon's skull and spine
EuchreJack: Sleeping, migraine
0cra_tr0per: Welder, sheet metal, makeshift knife, cyborg, magnetic boots, six sided dice, 5 golem shaped Diemons they all have "longswords", "longsword"
Kakaluncha: several severed legs, chainsaw, loads more legs
Yellow Pixel: Ninja cat, two Kusarigama

Spoiler: Airbus A380 (click to show/hide)

Condition of plane: 93%
 Has several holes in the walls letting air in.
 Everything inside is sticky and the stickiness is flammable.
 Passengers and crew are panicking.
 Several people have died.
 Protective enchantment on the fuel tank.
 The fire in the first class cabin is out.
 Several holes from molten rock.
 Aura of plane healing.
 The plane is haunted.
 Small Portal to the LSD dimension.
 The plane is being flooded with pure LSD.

Number of turns until destination reached: 6
Number of turns until plane smashes into the ground: 3

Destination: Las Vegas Back to the airport you came from.

Number of turns until fuel runs out: 64

Number of cabin crew:
 Pilots: 2
 Others: 6
 Total: 8

Number of passengers:
 First Class: 12
 Business Class: 74
 Economy Class: 377
 Total: 463

Number of corpses: 71

[Dustan Hache]

Back to the cockpit! Figure out why the plane is falling and get it moving forward again so we can at least glide down instead of plummeting!

[A_Curious_Cat]

Become a poltergeist and haunt my way up to the cockpit.

Say hi to Horizon on the way up.

Once there subtly mess with the controls in such a way that the pilot and copilot are driven insane.

Try not to make it obvious that it’s a ghost doing it.

[Magmacube_tr]

Grow new teeth, then attack the Leprechauns in a blind, cetacean rage.

[EuchreJack]

Use the power of dream humor to land the plane safely

[Knightwing64]

I heal the holes of molten rock then release a huge aura of plane karma, Healing the plane and blessing it while harming and cursing all people trying to harm or hinder the plane. If I have time after that, I also try to get the passengers to calm down again.