Hoist the jolly roger and initiate a boarding on the next plane, we be sky pirates now.
(Hoisting the jolly roger = 2) You pull apart your carry-on and discover that you left the jolly roger at home, damn it how are people going to know your sky pirates without it.
(Initiating boarding of the next plane = 1) You would get ready to board a plane but you just blew up the only plane that was nearby.
Use a lighter we have on ourselves to find out if this sticky stuff is flammable. If it isn’t, then light the nearest thing that will burn on fire. After that, keep lighting things (and people) on fire.
Also, pray to Lord Cthulhu to lift our drowsiness.
(Seeing if the sticky stuff is flammable = 4) You hold your lighter next to the drill and slowly starts to burn, satisfied you toss it into the lap of a nearby passenger who starts screaming as he catches fire.
(Burning more stuff = 4) You then go around the first class cabin and start setting other things on fire including people.
(Praying to Cthulhu = 4) You give a quick prayer to Cthulhu, your not sure if you got an answer but you do feel some device has been turned off.
"Okay, you don't like my legs? Fine!"
Steal the legs of everyone on the place to create legtipide!
(Stealing legs = 3) You cut the legs off the of that guy and several others.
(Making a legtipide = 3) You try to assemble the legtipide but you seem to need more legs.
Create a Paradox about creating a Paradox about creating a Paradox
(4) You continue to cause a paradox by creating a paradox, and you keep doing this until something happens, and this something appears to be the sudden appearance of over 100 screaming pineapples.
Become so sticky I stick to the fabric of space and time, freezing both myself and the plane (which I'm also stuck to) entirely in place.
(5) You charge up your sticky powers as high as they can go, and when you cast the spell the plane suddenly stops, as if frozen in the air.
Shoot magma balls everywhere, while screaming.
(5) Using your magma wizard powers you start throwing balls of magma all over the business class cabin, killing several people and putting several holes in the wall.
Begin beating the crap out of NPC's.
(4) You quickly leap from your seat and start punching the guy in the aisle seat next to your, once he's dead you go about punching a few more random people to death.
Locate the nearest person trying to damage the plane and tear out their spine.
(2) You try to find someone but there are so many passengers running around you can't get to anyone.
Pray to god and ask him to help us.
(3) You spend several minutes praying asking for god's help, but you receive no answer, instead you find a handgun and ammo has appeared in front of you, this appears to be the help you requested.
Keep the plane stable and follow the course directed by air traffic control. Give an announcement to the passengers that due to an attempted hijacking the plane will be landing at (Insert airport name) and to please remain calm. The airliner responsible for our plane will make arrangements for them to get the next available flight to Las Vegas. Keep the Cockpit LOCKED.
(Staying the course = 1) You start the follow the course given by the tower but suddenly something strange happens the plane stops as if it was caught in web, no matter what you do the plane refuses to move.
(Giving the announcement = 3) You turn on the intercom and give your announcement, but you doubt they've heard it given how much screaming and yelling you hear from outside the cockpit.
Several members of the cabin crew radio that the first class cabin is being set on fire by the mad man, another mad man is chopping people's legs off, over 100 screaming pineapples have appeared in the economy cabin, yet another mad man is throwing balls of molten rock around the business class cabin and has killed several and put multiple holes in the fuselage, and there is yet another mad man that's punching people to death. What the hell is going on on this plane?
>Weld one of the metal sheets onto my arm to repair it, becoming a cyborg in the process. This will be the first step in my plan to offend as many possible gods and non-gods as possible. Besides, just playing God is for pussies. Also, go grab some magnetic boots and then repair the holes from the outside.
(Welding sheet metal to arm to repair it = 5) You weld the metal to your arm causing it to combine to your flesh like it was always there, you are now part man part machine.
(Grabbing magnetic boots = 4) You continue to dig through boxes until you find the magnetic boots you were looking for.
(Repairing the plane from the outside = 5) You then equip and activate your magnetic boots and walk out of the plane and over to where the holes are, then you quickly patch the holes, you feel there should be more wind out here it's as if the plane has stopped moving.
Then suddenly several balls of magma burn through the side of the plane near where you just patched it.
Player stuff and inventory:
A_Curious_Cat: very sleepy
Dustan Hache: Is a pilot
chaotic skies: power to make things sticky
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Rude drawing, missing one shoe, showed that other plane what it gets for ignoring you
Horizon: Did a barrel roll, screaming about Skippy
Knightwing64: Guarding the fuel in a luggage fort, knows how to make protective enchantments, handgun and ammo
TricMagic: Shat pants
Magmacube_tr: Freaking out, magma wizard
Egan_BW: Mind suppressing device that makes people that dislike planes drowsy it is currently off.
EuchreJack: Sleeping
0cra_tr0per: Welder, sheet metal, makeshift knife, cyborg, magnetic boots
Kakaluncha: several severed legs
Condition of plane: 90%
Has several holes in the walls letting air in.
Everything inside is sticky and the stickiness is flammable.
Passengers and crew are panicking.
Several people have died.
Protective enchantment on the fuel tank.
Part of the first class cabin is burning.
Economy class has 100 screaming pineapples.
The plane is frozen in the air.
Several holes from molten rock.
Number of turns until destination reached: 2
Destination: Las Vegas Back to the airport you came from.
Number of turns until fuel runs out: 58
Number of cabin crew:
Pilots: 2
Others: 15
Total: 17
Number of passengers:
First Class: 12
Business Class: 74
Economy Class: 397
Total: 514
Number of corpses: 42
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