crush chltuthu!!! then make a race of viking like, magic using blood elves, give them equipment, and tell them to start reproducing and exterminating humanity like mad and have my elementals do the same
(Crushing Cthulhu = 5) You grab the biggest piece of rubble you can find and with a running start you jump and smash Cthulhu in the face with it, and while it doesn't kill him he's pretty much dead at this point.
(Making a race of viking like magic blood elves = 6) Using your magical powers and some rubble you create a race of magical viking like blood elves, but something has gone wrong as they're hostile to everything but each other.
(Giving them equipment = 6) But they do seem at least somewhat friendly towards you as they do take the equipment you give them.
(Viking like magic blood elves reproducing = 5) They then immediately start bumping uglies, and by the time they're finished there number has tripled.
(Viking like magic blood elves exterminating humanity = 4) They then rush out and kill everything in the next town, then once they finish killing in one town they head to the next.
(Elementals exterminating humanity = 4)They head out in a different direction and kill everything in the first town they reach.
Dream I am a black hole swallowing an airport and the town surrounding it
(3) You try to dream about being a black hole but instead end up with a dream about the plane your in being sucked into the black hole, and it's terrifying.
"Huh cant believe that actually worked... Ah uhhum welcome back to the world of the living Stanley im assuming your head is back in the right place yes?" Mr. Gavichov unties Stanley
"Now that your back to normal I need you to take this printed copy of the reality stabilizing machines blueprints and head to the attic, there should be enough spare parts and other random scrap to create atleast a makeshift version of the machine now go Stanley im counting on you not to bollocks everything up this time."
"Also chef do me a favor and watch over Stanley for me will you? Make sure he doesn't go bonkers again and all that, I promise a raise in your future if you pull this off."
"Now then I shall be watching a prerecording of The Clockwork Orange in the living room, if you need me dont be afraid to holler."
Have Stanley and the Chef do those things while I watch The Clockwork Orange
(Get exorcised cat you bastard!)
(Untying Stanley = 2+2 For chef) You try to untie him but the knot is to tight so chef has to cut the lamp cord to free him.
(Stanley building the device using the stuff in the attic = 5) It takes quiet a while for him to find the bits but he does eventually find them all and assemble the device.
(Chef watching over Stanley = 2) He would but he has to go back to the kitchen as he has something in the oven.
(Watching The Clockwork Orange = 6) You start to watch your movie and right when it starts to get to the good parts it starts to skip the freezes.
Get back in the house and start haunting it.
(Getting back in the house = 2) No matter what you do you can't seem to be able to get back into the mansion, it's as if the exorcism has prevented your reentry.
I use my plane karma to get rid of the curse, And continue working on the machine and turn it on. I control the whole world and make them all good and just. I call for all the angels and plane angels to kill all evil people. I convert all slanes to be good again. I send my panes to help people in trouble.
(Using the plane karma to get rid of the curse = 3) You try again to remove the curse but all you manage to do is weaken it further.
(Continuing to work on the machine = 5) It takes quite a bit of work but you feel you've finally finished building this damned machine.
(Turning it on = 1) You try to turn it on bu nothing happens, your not sure why it's not coming on.
(Controlling the whole world = 1) You then try to take over the world, but something prevents it, and you have a feeling that if you try again there will be consequences.
(Calling for all angels and plane angels = 2) You try to call upon the plane and regular angles, but you get told they're busy doing angle stuff.
(Making the slanes good again = 5) Some how you make the slanes good again, despite them never having been good in the first place.
(Sending the panes to help people in trouble = 3) They fly forth and bring aid to a group of hungry hobos.
Continue flying to stay as far as possible, while doing this, find out if I can fuse atoms to make radioactive atoms and somehow direct the products of decay towards the black hole
I have to keep flying. Maybe I can make something harmful to it? Stars produce lots of stuff, maybe I can do that too
((It might not know whether a black hole is a predator or not, but its egg might have found alpha or beta particles at some point, or possibly results of Hawking radiation))
(Continuing to fly away from the black hole = 6) You stain and strain until your finally able to break away from the pull of the black hole, but all that straining has left you tired from effort, at least you managed to escape.
(Finding out if you can fuse atoms = 3) While you find that you can comprehend the idea, you have no idea as to how to act upon this idea.
>Remember that I'm undead and don't need oxygen to breathe. Hit the killswitch and have every room in my battleship depressurized. This should kill off the martian boarders.
(Depressurizing your battleship = 4) You successfully manage to depressurize your battle ship with out damaging it or yourself.
(Does this kill the martians = 1) But the martians are wearing space suits and are unaffected by this.
"That Knightwing is really becoming too powerful. It's time for more radical measures!"
So, I use strong dark magicks to suppress Knightwing's plane karma.
I then enter the MASSIVE portal to plane hell, communicate with Old Crash and convince him to lend me his Black Box of All Evils where the most villainous of all plane souls that ever existed are imprisoned for eternity.
Afterward, I go see Knightwing, warp him inside the Black Box, and bring it back to Old Crash.
Having thus get rid of Knightwing for good, I let my catplane go finish eating the Airplane of the Beginning in complete tranquility.
(Suppressing Knightwing's plane karma = 4) Using several dark and terrible rituals you manage to severely weaken Knightwing's plane karma.
(Entering plane hell and finding old crash = 5) You then fly the catplane through the portal and after a bit you manage to find the dark control tower he lives in, and after landing the catplane and navigating the dark airport you finally manage to find old crash.
(Convincing him to lend you his black box of all evils = 2) When you ask to borrow the black box of all evils he tells you no, maybe there's something you can do to convince him to let you use it?
''What, wha-whats happening? IS THAT A BLACKHOLE!''
I try to fly away. FAR away.
(4) You quickly get yourself and all your things into the air and away from the black hole that was threatening to suck it all up.
Fight that guy that just punched me.
(6) You manage to hand a solid punch on Armok, but the punch causes him to fly into a building and that causes a bit of the building to hit you in the face, which seems to be the last straw as your body collapses dead from all the damage it's sustained.
Go fight that poser Cthulhu.
(2) You would have punched hum but he managed to punch you first.
What does it do.
(6) It grows massively and has now taken up the entire town and is getting close to a mansion.
There's a black hole taking up all of the airport, the nearby town and a lot of the surrounding areas, Cthulhu and Armok are fighting in a nearby town, Knightwing's slanes are going around the town and killing and destroying everything, there's also a MASSIVE portal to plane hell, and Banning of Cthulhu worship is banned, also there's an Undead grammar Nazi on thread title, Cities all around the world are being attacked by Yellow Pixels slanes, there can be no evil planes, the world has less drug cartels, magical viking like blood elves and elementals are killing everything in their path.Player stuff and inventory:
A_Curious_Cat: Dead, poltergeist, doesn't know anything about airplane controls, blessed by Cthulhu
Dustan Hache: Is a pilot, massive headache, dead, in pilot heaven
chaotic skies: power to make things sticky, dead
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Rude drawing, missing one shoe, showed that other plane what it gets for ignoring you, several harpoons, bag of loot, cannon, blew up another plane, slightly injured
Horizon: Did a barrel roll, screaming about Skippy, also dead, grumpiest ghost, is a ghost plane, has a bunch of ghosts, currently in purgatory
Knightwing64: Guarding the fuel in a luggage fort, knows how to make protective enchantments, handgun and ammo, regular plane karma, knows how to get rid of acid, knows plane healing magic, is sticky and flammable, appreciated by the plane, official plane caretakers license, no aura, a automatic plane healing machine, plane, six soul empowered slanes that are good, doesn't know how to make viruses, plane god will help if you make a plane church, weak reality warping plane powers, is an immortal plane, still has humanity, knows how to talk to planes, massive plus even more group of faithful followers that have the power to help people and planes weakened, loads of good planes that are empowered, sparkly plane halo that's even more golden and sparkly, hostile player machine is more resistant to damage, your body is incredibly weak and fragile like glass, a handful of panes that are always lawful good and powerful, immune to all forms of magic even divine and curses, is cursed to have some spells cast to go awry, will face unknown consequences if you attempt to take over the world again
TricMagic: Shat pants, dead
Magmacube_tr: magma wizard, highly acid resistant, nice sized house from obsidian and basalt on a hill in the acid dimension, sad, handgun, laptop, Pepe the frog, cursed, 4 passenger planes, the power to fix things with your fists
Egan_BW: Mind suppressing device that makes people that dislike planes drowsy it is currently off, Horizon's skull and spine, dead
EuchreJack: Migraine, nose bleed, dead
0cra_tr0per: Welder, sheet metal, makeshift knife, magnetic boots, six sided dice, dead, ZOMBIE-IMPOSTOR-METALFACED-HAZMAT-CYBORG-SWORDSMAN, extra protection, M249 with underbarrel shotgun and spare ammo loaded with plot armour pricing ammo, bullet wound, house reinforced walls a massive fortress complete with ammunition storage areas armories turrets of all sizes robotic guards a lava moat energy shielding and epic music now inside your awesome spaceship that's being attacked by Martians
Kakaluncha: several severed legs, chainsaw, loads more legs, dead
Yellow Pixel: Ninja cat, can opener, energy boost, diamond claws, only has eight lives, a catplane your control, mighty saliva, lord of some of the Slanes, slanes think dessert is a lie, is hated by all most every living thing except slanes, black robot cats called Menows fragile, evil plane church, immune to all forms of magic even divine and curses
Yoink: Back in time, heavy thing, male psychiatrist, hawaiian shirt, long blond wig, fake mustache
Fluffe9911: First class passenger, fancy cane, Parachute, small broken helicopter, expensive car, mansion, professional chef, Stanley, PDF containing a blueprint for a device, exorcism kit, the device
Rockeater: entrenching tool, parachute, cut arm, on top of a plane, injured face, ordinary plane
Starver: dead and hating it, leaving a trail punctuation behind you
BlackPaladin99: Nodachi, dark magics, partly see through, deformed Armok clones that are insane, slightly stronger and mutated, immortal blood druid, true blood druid form, massive greater angry dark lighting elemental, twelve elementals of various kinds, a race of magical viking like blood elves with equipment and there are loads of them
Naturegirl1999: massive metal butterfly, comprehends how to fuse atoms
Condition of plane: 41%
Plane is sentient
Empowered
Indestructible except for a few kinds of unknown damage.
More vulnerable to harm.
Number of turns until destination reached: 0 You have arrived.
Destination: Las Vegas Back to the airport you came from Japan. The airport you came from
Number of turns until fuel runs out: 0
Number of cabin crew:
Pilots: 0
Number of passengers:
First Class: 0
Business Class: 0
Economy Class: 0
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