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[chaotic skies]

You are a collection of 'gods'. The universe is currently a void. You say what you want to do, and I roll a d6 to see how badly you fuck it up.

What do?

[Horizon]

Create a planet capable of sustaining life.

[King Zultan]

Create a planet then drop kick it.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Do the Hokey Pokey

[Egan_BW]

Perform the opposite of my action, which is to perform this bolded text 10 times over.

[Knightwing64]

Contemplate the meaning of everything and learn of the secrets of the currently empty universe.

[chaotic skies]

Create a planet capable of sustaining life.

{2} You create a planet. Technically, it could have life on it. Said life would somehow always be miserable.

Create a planet then drop kick it.

{4} You make a planet and attempt to drop kick it. Since you're a god, it's a solid kick, but you don't have a physical form, so it could be better.

Do the Hokey Pokey

{3} You do the Hokey Pokey. It's alright. About the same skill level as your average third grader.

Perform the opposite of my action, which is to perform this bolded text 10 times over.

{6} You have created the first space-time paradox. Congrats! It also happens to have collapsed into the fifth dimension, creating something that is both a blackhole and a wormhole, depending on which direction you're facing when you enter it. You might want to do something about that.

Contemplate the meaning of everything and learn of the secrets of the currently empty universe.

{1} You contemplate the meaning of everything there is and the secrets of the universe in its current state. Seeing as there is nothing you're aware of in the universe and therefore nothing to draw meaning from, nor is there anything to have secrets, you learn nothing. Good job. -1 to secret stat #4.

[Egan_BW]

Set a series of 2^200 enchanted ball bearings, each with slightly different elemental compositions, into orbit around the wormhole, allowing them to form a complex system between each other and the anomaly. A brain.

"What is a planet? Why are you making them?"

[TricMagic]

Forge the blackhole/wormhole into an Avatar and inhabit it. Just cause.

[Egan_BW]

"Cease your meddling. I require this."

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Make a negaverse, which is just this universe but everyone has racing strips and fins to lower wind resistence

[Knightwing64]

Acquire even higher levels of power as a god by throwing a truly legendary temper tantrum.

[Horizon]

Create a miserable race of humanoids to live on the miserable planet.

[King Zultan]

Create a giant stone fox, use that as a physical form, then drop kick that planet!

[Knightwing64]

I think you have a problem. 😆