Derpo! =]
Adjust universe settings to make this game into a super serious RP.
[2]
LOL NOPE
That damned baby I'll show it, BY PUTTING THE ENTIRE WORLD INTO A GIANT MICROWAVE!!!!
[3]
You manage to put about half the world into a giant microwave. The other half will not fit because the biggest microwave you could find is only half the world big. SO YEAH
Become Evil Derp God!
[3]
Your becoming was somewhat successful, you didn't quite become Evil Derp God but did become a semi-important Evil Derp figure. You got a few evil derplings to follow you.
Evil derpling followers: 2
Continue to HALP the others.
[2]
YOU COULDN'T HALP THEM BECAUSE THEY BEYOND HALP LOL OR U DIDNT TRY HARD ENUFF OR SOMETHING EITHER WAY IT DIDNT WERK HAHA
Perform the almighty dance of the Moogle in an attempt to transform all human life into Moogles, kupo kupo
[6]
KERPLOOF! ALL HUMAN LIFE HAS BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO MOOGLES KUPO KUPO THE MOOGLES ARE EVERYWHERE NOW MOOGLING EVERYTHING EVEN EACH OTHER WHICH INCLUDES YOU AS WELL WHO ARE NOW A MOOGLE BEING MOOGLED BY MOOGLES OH NOOOOOOO (OR POSSIBLY YES) KUPO KUPOOOOOOO
Suffuse my body with anti-derpness to gain anti-derp powers.
[2]
You tried it but anti-derpness resisted, it doesn't want to become absorbed, IT WANTS TO BE FREE IT REFUSES TO BE USED IT HAS A LIIIIIIIIIIIFFFEEEEE also you are now a moogle
Derp this universe into chaos and mayhem
[6]
you derped the universe into chaos and mayhem so hard that like even caps lock cant do it justice so the gm had to resort to double caps lock aka normal lower case writing but yeah shits bananas and the moogles are going crayzee also you are now a moogle and the other moogles have captured you for being the instigator of the apocalypse and have jailed you inside moogle prison where they will soon sentence you for your transgressions against mooglekind, that is if the world still exists by then
fire nuclear bombs to spread HAPpINESS in the world
[1]
oops the nuclear bombs bsasckfired and blew up the military base, happiness was not spread in fact it made the moogles very angry that so many good nukes went to waste. many complaints have been filed and you are now being sued by the moogle government, the 2nd moogle government, and the alliance of nuclear happiness for the mistreatment of nukes.
I DECLAER MYSELF AS THE ULTIMATT MEEMLORD
[3]
youa re now the ultimatt meemlord, many meemlings bow at your feet, even the kupo government acknowledges your meemly authority, however there are many who do not, including a microwave-destroying baby who goes around besmirching your name, and the previous meemlord who is outraged and has petitioned the kupo government for your deposition. also theres like an armaegggeddon happening in the wurld
I hope I’m not too late, probably am though, but in case I’m not
Possess a Pepe Meme Guard and infiltrate the Meme Palace
[4]
you have posessed a pepe meme guard and infiltrated the meme palace, you are inside the palace and noone suspects you. the ruler of the meme palace is trying to HALP others but failing, lolwatanoob. many meme residents are meming around the palace memefully, it seems theres a new meemlord in town whose controversial ascendancy has riled up some of the citizens. also theres a lot of moogles everywhere, fire is raining down from the skies, half the world has been shoved into a microwave, etc
>Summon a storm of ancient memes to kill the next person to post an action.
[5]
The next person to post an action will be !!TOAST!!
CHIRP CHIRP
(Imma doin’ it right?)
[2]
you explode.
and then a storm of ancient memes kills you, scattering your pieces all around the known universe. theres a quest for adventurers to collect all 99999999999999999999... of your pieces and possibly reassemble you, but they will have to go through the ancient meme gauntlet which pretty much only meemlords can overcome. rip
- half the world has been stuffed into a giant microwave
- a new evil derp figure is rising to prominence, drawing followers to them
- all human life has been transformed into moogles kupo kupo
- theres an armaegegeddon happening
- the instigator of the armageddon has been arrested by the moogles and is awaiting trial
- someone wasted a bunch of perfectly good nukes, angering the citizens
- a new meemlord has declared themselves meemlord, citizens have differing opinions about them
- a new quest to collect the pieces of some derp who blew up and then got killed even more by a meemstorm has emerged
((I have really missed bay12 tbh))