ROUND 1 TURN 0Battle of FuckingArena mapMeanwhile in a pocket dimension, two mysterious figures watch over the small Austrian village...
We have the power to bring people from countless sources of fiction into one dimension, to conjure reality-defying objects on a whim, to control time, and shape individual locations to match fictional ones, but we can't find anywhere to hold yet another interdimensional gladiator battle? What is this?
Could we have any worse luck? We've already went through hundreds of possible things that weren't suitable to bring into some good ol' Wiki Wars, and now we're completely unable to find an arena.
You know what? Screw this, you can host it in Fucking for all I care.
A short period of time later, a ship commander, a swordsman, a marine, a sniper, a president, a viking, a stick figure, and at least 22 various mooks walk into a village, and 7 of them are tasked with retreiving the Fucking Sign. However, there is only one Fucking Sign, so only one person (and any of their allies) are allowed to escape with it. Also, someone moved the Fucking Sign to the center of the town and not near one of the roads where it should be.OBJECTIVE INFO: The Fucking Sign is currently in the center of the village.
SHEETS:
Name: Matt Horner
Nationality: Terran Confederacy
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Health: Fine
Location: Northwest Forest Road
Articles:
-https://totally-accurate-battle-simulator.fandom.com/wiki/Arrow: +Allies: 3 protectors, 11 chieftans
-https://subnautica.fandom.com/wiki/Lava_Lizard +Ally: Lava Lizard
-https://spore.fandom.com/wiki/Creature:Crystalodon_giganticus + Ally: Crystalodan giganticus
-https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoxingKangaroo + Ally: Boxing kangaroo
-https://starcraft.fandom.com/wiki/Matt_Horner Character: Matt Horner - +1d6 leadership
Inventory: Nothing
Vehicles: None
Armor: None
Allies: 3 protectors (equipment: Wood shields), 11 chieftains (equipment: Dual stone axes), 1x lava lizard, 1x Crystalodon giganticus, 1x Boxing kangaroo
Abilities: N/A
Skills: 1d6 leadership,
Other: N/A
Name: Leon Magnus
Nationality: Seingald
Gender: Male
Species: Er'ther
Health: Fine
Location: North-Center Road
Articles:
-https://aselia.fandom.com/wiki/Leon_Magnus: Character: Leon Magnus - +1d6 swords, +1d2 daggers, +1d2 shields +Weapon: Chaltier
-http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5054: +1d6 to rolls against Octopuses and other related animals
-https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Hedge_Maze: +Ability: Hedge Maze
-https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Giant_Scythid: +Ally: Giant Scythid
-https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Harley-Davidson_FXDL_(D20_Modern_Vehicle) + Vehicle: Harley-Davidson FXDL
Inventory: Chaltier
Vehicles: Harley-Davidson FXDL
Armor: None
Allies: 1x Giant Scythid
Abilities: Hedge Maze
Skills: 1d6 swords, 1d2 daggers, 1d2 shields, 1d6 to rolls against octopuses + similar creatures
Other: N/A
Name: Farley
Nationality: Terran Confederacy
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Health: Fine
Location: Northeast Road
Articles:
-https://noita.gamepedia.com/Rain_Cloud: +Ability: Rain Cloud
-https://starcraft.fandom.com/wiki/Farley: Character: GySgt. Farley - +Vehicle: Goliath walker, +Weapon: C-14 Rifle, +Armor: CMC Powered Combat Suit, +1d4 heavy weapons
-https://ludosity.fandom.com/wiki/FlopFlop: +Ally: FlopFlop
-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incendiary_ammunition +Ammo upgraded to Incendiary rounds
-https://noita.gamepedia.com/Eldari +Ally: Eldari
Inventory:, C-14 rifle
Vehicles: Goliath walker
Armor: CMC Powered Combat Suit
Allies: 1x FlopFlop, 1x Eldari
Abilities: Rain Cloud, Improbable Antidote Consumption 101
Skills: 1d4 heavy weapons
Other: N/A
Name: Kyros
Nationality: Unknown
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Health: Fine
Location: West road
Articles:
-https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Kyros: Character: Kyros - +Weapon: Kyros' Power, +1d4 precision weapons, +Armor: Lance Chemical Trooper armor
-https://hearthstone.gamepedia.com/Wild_Thrashing +Ability: Wild Threashing
-https://masseffect.fandom.com/wiki/Mods/Sniper_Rifle_Scopes_MEAMP +Item: Sniper Rifle Scope
-https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Krakatoa_(5e_Equipment) +Weapon: Krakatoa
-https://enterthegungeon.gamepedia.com/Old_Knight%27s_Helm +Armor: Old Knight's Helm
Inventory: Kyros' Power, 20x explosive sniper rounds, Sniper Rifle Scope, Krakatoa
Vehicles: None
Armor: Lance Chemical Trooper Armor, Old Knight's Helm
Allies: None
Abilities: Wild Thrashing
Skills: 1d4 precision weapons
Other: N/A
Name: George Washington
Nationality: American
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Health: Fine
Location: Southwest Road
Articles:
-https://monsterhunter.fandom.com/wiki/Diablos_Maul_(MHFU) +Weapon: Diablos Maul
-https://www.mariowiki.com/George_Washington Character: George Washington - +1d6 leadership
-https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Acidic_Poison_Infusion +Ability: Acidic Poison Infusion
-https://callofduty.fandom.com/wiki/Miller_(medic) +Ally: Pvt. Miller
-https://noita.gamepedia.com/Bomb +Item: 3x Bombs
Inventory: Diablos Maul (Hammer, 2d8 crushing damage), 3 bombs
Vehicles: None
Armor: None
Allies: Pvt. Miller (equipment: M1 garand (Battle rifle, Ammo: 1d8 .30-06 rounds, 8 magsize, medium firerate, d10 accuracy), 3x en-bloc clips)
Abilities: Acidic Poison Infusion (Can imbue weapons with acidic poison that burns through armor and flesh efficiently, replacing one damage die with chemical damage instead of the usual ammo type.
Skills: 1d6 leadership,
Other: Is the first president of the United States of America.
Name: Axe Grandmaster
Nationality: Vikings
Gender: Male
Species: Wobbler
Health: Fine
Location: South Road
Articles:
-https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Crystal_Spike_Projection: +Ability: Crystal Spike Projection
-https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Diamond_Manipulation: +Ability: Diamond Manipulation
-https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Divine_Metal_Manipulation: +Ability: Divine Metal Manipulation
-https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StandardFPSEnemies: +Ability: Summon Standard FPS Enemy
-https://totally-accurate-battle-simulator.fandom.com/wiki/Axe_Grandmaster: Character: Axe Grandmaster - +Weapon: Greataxe, +1d4 Axes
Inventory: Greataxe (Axe, 1d12 slashing damage)
Vehicles:
Armor: None
Allies: None
Abilities: Crystal Spike Projection, Diamond Manipulation, Summon Standard FPS Enemy
Skills: 1d4 axes
Other:
Name: Lemoy Kreutz
Nationality: Unknown
Gender: Male
Species: Stick Figure
Health: Fine
Location: Southeast Road
Articles:
-https://henrystickmin.fandom.com/wiki/Lemoy_Kreutz: Character: Lemoy Kreutz - +Weapon: Generic Pistol
-https://enterthegungeon.gamepedia.com/Military_Training: +Ability: Military Training
-https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Longrider +Weapon: Longrider
-https://starcraft.fandom.com/wiki/Orion_turbo_coupe +Vehicle: Orion turbo coupe
-https://wiki.warthunder.com/M3_(75_mm) +Vehicle weapon: M3 75mm
Inventory: Generic Pistol, 2x generic pistol magazines, Longrider, 15 shotgun shells, M3 75mm
Vehicles: Orion turbo coupe
Armor: None
Allies: None
Abilities: Military Training
Skills: None
Other: N/A