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[Screech9791]

Yeah, some wiki's can be real bad with articles that just don't really work without a whole lot of reimagining(looks frustratedly at Jojo wiki) Seriously, as popular as the series is, the wiki is... very arguable in how 'worth the effort' it really is.

I just switch to another wiki if I feel like I'm having inadequate luck with what I'm getting via random pages.

Also, 3 character sheets are finished - working on the fourth one.

[Knightwing64]

Sweet! I’m really excited for this!

[Screech9791]

shit i gotta get off for the night just as I was about to finish the last sheet

actual update tomorrow morning

[flabort]

I just switch to another wiki if I feel like I'm having inadequate luck with what I'm getting via random pages.

I don't feel this is mine, but I feel like mine is giving you a bit of trouble too. Sorry if that's the case.

[Failbird105]

I don't know if it would be my sheet, but I could definitely see at least a couple of the wiki's I submitted causing such problems, so I feel the need to apologize just in case.

Also, here's a thing; if you ever feel your results are getting too samey, go into incognito mode, that should help take away the things that bias you toward articles you've had before.

[hops]

Also please PM me when the game starts, I don't check threads very often these days, at least, until I'm actively posting in it.

[Screech9791]

Also please PM me when the game starts, I don't check threads very often these days, at least, until I'm actively posting in it.

Everyone will get PMed with their full sheets and other starting info, sheets will also be posted in the main thread but any info that could be used to gain an unfair advantage (like stuff meant to be secret) will be censored - the actual sheets get PMed.

[Screech9791]

Sheets are *FINALLY* done. Update imminent.

[Screech9791]

i did not think things through when I was giving hops a fighter jet article, because then there's the issue of finding an arena large enough for planes to be viable but small enough for things to be reasonable for people on foot

gonna reroll that sheet's third article, after that I'll return to getting an arena

[flabort]

XD Well, I love my sheet. Although I'm not actually familiar with the particular character; oh, well, that's the RNG for you! I knew there was only a slim chance of there being one I knew anyways.

[Screech9791]

ROUND 1 TURN 0
Battle of Fucking
Arena map

Meanwhile in a pocket dimension, two mysterious figures watch over the small Austrian village...

We have the power to bring people from countless sources of fiction into one dimension, to conjure reality-defying objects on a whim, to control time, and shape individual locations to match fictional ones, but we can't find anywhere to hold yet another interdimensional gladiator battle? What is this?

Could we have any worse luck? We've already went through hundreds of possible things that weren't suitable to bring into some good ol' Wiki Wars, and now we're completely unable to find an arena.

You know what? Screw this, you can host it in Fucking for all I care.

A short period of time later, a ship commander, a swordsman, a marine, a sniper, a president, a viking, a stick figure, and at least 22 various mooks walk into a village, and 7 of them are tasked with retreiving the Fucking Sign. However, there is only one Fucking Sign, so only one person (and any of their allies) are allowed to escape with it. Also, someone moved the Fucking Sign to the center of the town and not near one of the roads where it should be.

OBJECTIVE INFO: The Fucking Sign is currently in the center of the village.

SHEETS:

Spoiler: Knightwing64 (click to show/hide)

Name: Matt Horner
Nationality: Terran Confederacy
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Health: Fine
Location: Northwest Forest Road
Articles:
-https://totally-accurate-battle-simulator.fandom.com/wiki/Arrow: +Allies: 3 protectors, 11 chieftans
-https://subnautica.fandom.com/wiki/Lava_Lizard +Ally: Lava Lizard
-https://spore.fandom.com/wiki/Creature:Crystalodon_giganticus + Ally: Crystalodan giganticus
-https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoxingKangaroo + Ally: Boxing kangaroo
-https://starcraft.fandom.com/wiki/Matt_Horner Character: Matt Horner - +1d6 leadership
Inventory: Nothing
Vehicles: None
Armor: None
Allies: 3 protectors (equipment: Wood shields), 11 chieftains (equipment: Dual stone axes), 1x lava lizard, 1x Crystalodon giganticus, 1x Boxing kangaroo
Abilities: N/A
Skills: 1d6 leadership,
Other: N/A

Spoiler: flabort (click to show/hide)

Name: Leon Magnus
Nationality: Seingald
Gender: Male
Species: Er'ther
Health: Fine
Location: North-Center Road
Articles:
-https://aselia.fandom.com/wiki/Leon_Magnus: Character: Leon Magnus - +1d6 swords, +1d2 daggers, +1d2 shields +Weapon: Chaltier
-http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5054: +1d6 to rolls against Octopuses and other related animals
-https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Hedge_Maze: +Ability: Hedge Maze
-https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Giant_Scythid: +Ally: Giant Scythid
-https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Harley-Davidson_FXDL_(D20_Modern_Vehicle) + Vehicle: Harley-Davidson FXDL
Inventory: Chaltier
Vehicles: Harley-Davidson FXDL
Armor: None
Allies: 1x Giant Scythid
Abilities: Hedge Maze
Skills: 1d6 swords, 1d2 daggers, 1d2 shields, 1d6 to rolls against octopuses + similar creatures
Other: N/A

Spoiler: Failbird105 (click to show/hide)

Name: Farley
Nationality: Terran Confederacy
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Health: Fine
Location: Northeast Road
Articles:
-https://noita.gamepedia.com/Rain_Cloud: +Ability: Rain Cloud
-https://starcraft.fandom.com/wiki/Farley: Character: GySgt. Farley - +Vehicle: Goliath walker, +Weapon: C-14 Rifle, +Armor: CMC Powered Combat Suit, +1d4 heavy weapons
-https://ludosity.fandom.com/wiki/FlopFlop: +Ally: FlopFlop
-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incendiary_ammunition +Ammo upgraded to Incendiary rounds
-https://noita.gamepedia.com/Eldari +Ally: Eldari
Inventory:, C-14 rifle
Vehicles: Goliath walker
Armor: CMC Powered Combat Suit
Allies: 1x FlopFlop, 1x Eldari
Abilities: Rain Cloud, Improbable Antidote Consumption 101
Skills: 1d4 heavy weapons
Other: N/A

Spoiler: The_Two_Eternities (click to show/hide)

Name: Kyros
Nationality: Unknown
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Health: Fine
Location: West road
Articles:
-https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Kyros: Character: Kyros - +Weapon: Kyros' Power, +1d4 precision weapons, +Armor: Lance Chemical Trooper armor
-https://hearthstone.gamepedia.com/Wild_Thrashing +Ability: Wild Threashing
-https://masseffect.fandom.com/wiki/Mods/Sniper_Rifle_Scopes_MEAMP +Item: Sniper Rifle Scope
-https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Krakatoa_(5e_Equipment) +Weapon: Krakatoa
-https://enterthegungeon.gamepedia.com/Old_Knight%27s_Helm +Armor: Old Knight's Helm
Inventory: Kyros' Power, 20x explosive sniper rounds, Sniper Rifle Scope, Krakatoa
Vehicles: None
Armor: Lance Chemical Trooper Armor, Old Knight's Helm
Allies: None
Abilities: Wild Thrashing
Skills: 1d4 precision weapons
Other: N/A

Spoiler: hops (click to show/hide)

Name: George Washington
Nationality: American
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Health: Fine
Location: Southwest Road
Articles:
-https://monsterhunter.fandom.com/wiki/Diablos_Maul_(MHFU) +Weapon: Diablos Maul
-https://www.mariowiki.com/George_Washington Character: George Washington - +1d6 leadership
-https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Acidic_Poison_Infusion +Ability: Acidic Poison Infusion
-https://callofduty.fandom.com/wiki/Miller_(medic) +Ally: Pvt. Miller
-https://noita.gamepedia.com/Bomb +Item: 3x Bombs
Inventory: Diablos Maul (Hammer, 2d8 crushing damage), 3 bombs
Vehicles: None
Armor: None
Allies: Pvt. Miller (equipment: M1 garand (Battle rifle, Ammo: 1d8 .30-06 rounds, 8 magsize, medium firerate, d10 accuracy), 3x en-bloc clips)
Abilities: Acidic Poison Infusion (Can imbue weapons with acidic poison that burns through armor and flesh efficiently, replacing one damage die with chemical damage instead of the usual ammo type.
Skills: 1d6 leadership,
Other: Is the first president of the United States of America.

Spoiler: LovecraftianFairyTale (click to show/hide)

Name: Axe Grandmaster
Nationality: Vikings
Gender: Male
Species: Wobbler
Health: Fine
Location: South Road
Articles:
-https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Crystal_Spike_Projection: +Ability: Crystal Spike Projection
-https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Diamond_Manipulation: +Ability: Diamond Manipulation
-https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Divine_Metal_Manipulation: +Ability: Divine Metal Manipulation
-https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StandardFPSEnemies: +Ability: Summon Standard FPS Enemy
-https://totally-accurate-battle-simulator.fandom.com/wiki/Axe_Grandmaster: Character: Axe Grandmaster - +Weapon: Greataxe, +1d4 Axes
Inventory: Greataxe (Axe, 1d12 slashing damage)
Vehicles:
Armor: None
Allies: None
Abilities: Crystal Spike Projection, Diamond Manipulation, Summon Standard FPS Enemy
Skills: 1d4 axes
Other:

Spoiler: BluarianKnight (click to show/hide)

Name: Lemoy Kreutz
Nationality: Unknown
Gender: Male
Species: Stick Figure
Health: Fine
Location: Southeast Road
Articles:
-https://henrystickmin.fandom.com/wiki/Lemoy_Kreutz: Character: Lemoy Kreutz - +Weapon: Generic Pistol
-https://enterthegungeon.gamepedia.com/Military_Training: +Ability: Military Training
-https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Longrider +Weapon: Longrider
-https://starcraft.fandom.com/wiki/Orion_turbo_coupe +Vehicle: Orion turbo coupe
-https://wiki.warthunder.com/M3_(75_mm) +Vehicle weapon: M3 75mm
Inventory: Generic Pistol, 2x generic pistol magazines, Longrider, 15 shotgun shells, M3 75mm
Vehicles: Orion turbo coupe
Armor: None
Allies: None
Abilities: Military Training
Skills: None
Other: N/A

[The_Two_Eternities]

Here's a few Fucking facts:
- Population: A little over 100.
- No, really. See those brown shapes on the map? They are individual houses.
- As of the beginning of this year, it has been renamed Fugging. Considering that it's pronounced the same, I don't know why they even bothered.

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Head east and try to find a tall building that I can use as a sniping position.

[flabort]

Leon Magnus drives down the presumably dirt road on his Harley, south into Fucking, and looks west at the road that joins the one he's on. He spots a large group of mooks on the northwest road, as well as a few unique fighters in the crowd. He orders his giant Scythid to engage with the Boxing Kangaroo, then guns his bike to charge into the middle of the crowd of chieftains, swinging his sword Chaltier forward to take advantage of his mounted momentum.

[Failbird105]

"Welp, time to get Fucking. Hothead, climb on, Flopsie, get us some recon!"

Climb inside the Goliath, order the Eldari to climb on top while the FlopFlop flies ahead to scout. Begin traveling towards the center of town in my Goliath

[Knightwing64]

Matt Horner commands the Boxing Kangaroo to step up it’s game and defeat the Scythid. Matt Horner then empowers the chieftains with a well timed “Kill him!” Greatly increasing their combat efficiency. Matt Horner then commands the Lava lizard and Protecters to protect him and bravely runs to the center shouting profanities.