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« on: February 15, 2021, 04:47:50 pm »

The Reptilzoids came in 2040s. With bio-engineered plagues and solar mirrors, they flooded the Earth and decimated the Humanity.

It is now 2100 AD.

And you're the new leader of the puppet regime in one part of the Earth. Will you be a collaborator? A preacher of autonomy? A loyal pet? An undercover rebel?


Name:
Name's Position:
*President: Democratically-elected, Overlord-approved. Just barely. (+Popularity, -Support)
*Dictator: Your country was on brink of collapse - seizing power was the only way to keep Reptilzoids from intervening. (Population unruly)
*Vice-Overlord: Your Reptilzoid masters have a soft spot for you and decided to reward your long-time loyalty with prestigious governmental position. Hooray for Reptilzoids! (-Popularity, +Support, +Army, Population unruly)
Name's Dominion:
*Asian Bloc: Fortunately, when Reptilzoids struck, Japanese, Koreans and Chinese managed to unite under one cause. Unfortunately, mecha and laser jets just weren't enough. Fortunately, the Asian economy got back on track quite fast. Unfortunately, the Koreans are no longer around to enjoy its benefits. (+Economy)
*White States of America: Reptilzoid Invasion was the last thing Southwestern US states needed in the 2040s. It turned out so bad that even Reptilzoids avoid this, quote, 'den of misery and barbarism'. (+Military, -Population, -Economy)
*United States of America: The Eastern States remain relatively peaceful and populous, even if a circle of 11 stars looks a bit bland compared to US flags before the Invasion. (+Population)
*European Union: The disparate peoples of Europe were given quite few pieces of autonomy in exchange for economical dependence and military downgrade. That doesn't mean Reptilzoids will be unwilling to turn more of European lands into archipelagos as punitive action, as they did with Great Britain. (+Popularity, +Support, -Economy, -Military)
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Re: SPAMPUPPET
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2021, 04:58:53 pm »

Name: Alexander Augustus
Alexander’s Position: President
Alexander’s Dominion: European Union

My plan for this is popularity. We can get more economy later, And being popular is important for not having a riot. And due to us having the European Union we still are in the good graces of the lizard people.
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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2021, 06:56:33 am »

Name: Alexander Augustus
Alexander’s Position: President
Alexander’s Dominion: European Union

My plan for this is popularity. We can get more economy later, And being popular is important for not having a riot. And due to us having the European Union we still are in the good graces of the lizard people.
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« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2021, 07:13:14 am »

Name: Alexander Augustus
Alexander’s Position: President
Alexander’s Dominion: European Union

My plan for this is popularity. We can get more economy later, And being popular is important for not having a riot. And due to us having the European Union we still are in the good graces of the lizard people.
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« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2021, 08:59:43 am »

Name: Bu Wei (First name Wei)
Name's Position:
*President: Democratically-elected, Overlord-approved. Just barely. (+Popularity, -Support)
Name's Dominion:
*Asian Bloc: Fortunately, when Reptilzoids struck, Japanese, Koreans and Chinese managed to unite under one cause. Unfortunately, mecha and laser jets just weren't enough. Fortunately, the Asian economy got back on track quite fast. Unfortunately, the Koreans are no longer around to enjoy its benefits. (+Economy)

Or we could make mad money and retire somewhere before the Reptilzoids or our people are onto us.
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« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2021, 03:13:43 pm »

You are Alexander Augustus, President of the European Union!

Your election into the office has just been approved by the current Sol Overlord and Reptilzoid Duchess, U Deko.

Your android assistant, Hans Zimmermann the 4th, brings you the PADD with Union's statistics at the moment, and forecasts for the coming year.

Support: 5
Popularity: 7
Population: 5
Military: 3
Economy: 3

"the annual sars season is particularily deadly at the moment, we are seeing approximately five thousand deaths daily across the Union." He says in the melodic, albeit robotic, voice. "inadequate supplies are being the foremost issue behind the death rate. reptilzoid quota not enough to remedy the problem. east european vaccine hoarding continues to be a problem."

"the Reptilzoid Overlord has sent you a congratulatory message."

"What's in it?"

"no holo-vid file attached. no voice file attached. the message reads: 'congratulations on being elected.'"

"the hi-tech manufacturing centres set up by your predecessor, Martin McMartin, see thousands applying for engineering, chemistry, astrophysics and telecommunications jobs. high chance of military and civilian equipment exports rising thorough the year."

There's still some files you could get acquitained with, or you could just get to work.

A) Get to work, we have issues to fix here!
B) Read the Member Charter of the European Union.
C) Read the Sea Level Prognosis file.
D) Read the 'NO RUSSIAN NUKES' memo.
E) Reply to U Deko's message, thanking profusely for recognition and acceptance by the Duchess.
« Last Edit: February 19, 2021, 04:12:58 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMPUPPET
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2021, 03:55:48 pm »

That's a clever way to show stat changes.
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« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2021, 05:33:29 pm »

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« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2021, 05:47:14 pm »

E - All hail our Reptilzoid Overlord
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« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2021, 06:45:48 pm »

I want to both E & D.

E is obvious enough.

D is ... I'm not sure whether to read that as instructions not to put nukes in Russia, or an alert that nukes are missing from Russia. Either way would be good to know for future policymaking.
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« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2021, 07:54:16 am »

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« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2021, 07:57:06 am »

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Re: SPAMPUPPET
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2021, 08:32:51 am »

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« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2021, 06:06:03 am »

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« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2021, 10:05:06 am »

You send a message of profound thanks and ass-smooching to the Overlord.

After few mintues, it bounces back. Apparently you do not have the required Reptilzoid clearance to send messages directly to the Overlord.

What now?

A) Get to work, we have issues to fix here!
B) Read the Member Charter of the European Union.
C) Read the Sea Level Prognosis file.
D) Read the 'NO RUSSIAN NUKES' memo.
E) Re-send the message to Overlord's office secretary or something. We will get it through!
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