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[MeimieFan88]

Gently awaken the chest and notify it that we've defeated its cruel captor and that it should come with us towards freedom.

[Egan_BW]

Gently awaken the chest and notify it that we've defeated its cruel captor and that it should come with us towards freedom.

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[Horizon]

Beat the ever-loving tar out of the chest until it spouts treasure like candy from a pinata.

[Naturegirl1999]

Beat the ever-loving tar out of the chest until it spouts treasure like candy from a pinata.

this route will likely lead to more giblet crystals, which I’m fine with, crystals are cool, but like if we want coins a less violent way would be better

On that note

Gently awaken the chest and notify it that we've defeated its cruel captor and that it should come with us towards freedom.

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[King Zultan]

Beat the ever-loving tar out of the chest until it spouts treasure like candy from a pinata.

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[hops]

((I was gonna somehow make a big update to make up for the hiatus. Then I realized that's stupid and how games die.))

Gently awaken the chest and notify it that we've defeated its cruel captor and that it should come with us towards freedom.

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The chest thanks you for the offer, but points out that it is an inanimate object, and is probably too heavy for you to carry. It expresses hope that you'll be the one to finally do Old Murder-bones in though. Maybe then it'll get to be someone's actual storage chest and not a box containing measly change.

Speaking of which, it opens and awards you with 4 IMPERIAL CHITs.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Discontinuity Engineer {2}
Enigmatic Mystery [4]
Confused but Curious Visitor [2]

{} Denotes a supernatural trait.

Spoiler: Gear (click to show/hide)

Discontinuous Engineering Diploma (On a wall in a room in the Chambers of the Adamant Reflection)
VendCorp Brand Mystery Wrapper
Travel Luggage
Giblet Crystals (2)
Imperial Chits (4)

[Egan_BW]

Taste them.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Breakdance directly to the east and implore the door there to open up for us.

[Naturegirl1999]

Taste them.

I doubt this is a good idea, -1

Breakdance directly to the east and implore to door there to open up for us.

+1 to this though, it seems we have the power to talk with “inanimate” objects

[MeimieFan88]

Invoke powers of psychometry on the Imperial Chits to know their history and where they've been. Maybe taste them just a little tiny bit if that helps.

Breakdance directly to the east and implore to door there to open up for us.

+1 to this though, it seems we have the power to talk with “inanimate” objects

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[Demonic Spoon]

Collapse the east door's wave function into locked or unlocked by attempting to open it.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Collapse the east door's wave function into locked or unlocked by attempting to open it.

By simple application of the laws of Boolean algebra (specifically the “annihilator for OR”) and assuming that “locked” is “true” while “unlocked” is “false”, we can conclude that the door will be locked. Thus our need to coax it out of it’s shell.

[King Zultan]

Invoke powers of psychometry on the Imperial Chits to know their history and where they've been. Maybe taste them just a little tiny bit if that helps.

Breakdance directly to the east and implore to door there to open up for us.

+1 to this though, it seems we have the power to talk with “inanimate” objects

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